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Vakarė-chan :3

はい!

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Please no

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About to have over quests and get drunk as shit lads. GOnna be a good night, good wishes towards you all and have a good nights sleep, most importantly though: enjoy your friday night. It is the time to let loose

gp (good post)
You too, chap

Gonna have a few beers and play some tf2. How about you, lads?

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blet vyrai.............

Just witnessed an old woman (60+ i think) buying weed from a dude on the street. Weird.

Also majority of Estonia is still range banned

Why?

Nieko jau nepadarysi. Senasis /balt/ niekada nebegrįš. Gali padėkoti weebams

A certain incident involving the movie Stewart Little and its deleted scenes

Ahh, the classic. It's nice that one guy can get an entire country banned, ain't it?

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Yeah shows just how small we really are in the international picture

that was me btw.

>inb4 janny range bans the other half of estonia too

But at least we have each other, right?

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This. This is what the big nations never understand. We never wanted to be big and relevant, we just want to be left alone and be free to do our own thing

But that's never gonna happen, sadly. We will forever be in the sphere of influence of someone. What a sad existence

I find eternal joy in when i compare Estonia to Russia. We are so well off and they are live in such a shithole. Feels comfy af. I find it sweet that we have preserved out national identity and continue to honor our traditions even when western degeneracy is running rampant elsewhere

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How nationalistic are people in Estonia. I'm doing my conscription now and I don't have too much confidence in people I'm working with

swx all

Ayy ,lad. What are you up to?

Nationalism has always been high here. When i was in conscription ofc we too had retards, nu males and cowards i would never want to shit on the same field with let alone fight along side with. Funny thing is that even the young russians are turning into estonian nationals. Narva is 91% russian yet the defence league (volunteer army) branch in Narva is fucking huge. We have made some big strides towards embeding national defence into our society, most schools have mandatory national defence classes. When i was completing conscription we had to give training for the national defence class to students from Narva (90% russians). I was surprised: all of them spoke estonian fluently and were very keen on learning. Most of them even hated russian government.

That being said always remember that conscription is the mirror of society, you will always have retards and faggots there

nothing, u ?

Wish we had mandatory national defense classes. Most people here are just faggots who are out for themselves. I'd rather shoot traitors than the enemy at this point. It's really demoralizing

have some cool dreams you fine folks

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every single military has that. Remember when i posted the video of an exercise where americans where trying to capture a building from estonians? Remember how much they fucked up? This is the strongest military in the world and even they act like retards. Military is just one huge clusterfuck

Good morning lads.

good morning fag

>fag
Rude.

Oh dear. The carer wants me to get out of bed.

extremely based edition

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call her a nigger and throw a slipper

>carer

lol r u a tard or something

Nah. My parents sent me here after they took me to the mental house. There's no tards at this place. Those ones are in a different place.

I'm playing around with her. She just knocked for the 3rd time. lol

I think I fucked up my foreskin. Now it retracts too easily and slips back fully when it doesn't need to. What do?

kill niggers

tape

That'll just be annoying. I'll have to take off the tape when pissing and the foreskin will retract.

My penis is becoming the male equivalent of a roast beef vagina.
Thoughts?

Lads don't leave me alone in this vulnerable moment when I found out that my foreskin is too retractable. Americans think they have it bad but they don't know what this is like.

Nobody cares nor wants to know about your penis problems. This thread is shit.

Fuck you!

Lads, what country should I play as in CK2, thinking about sweden desu

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Denmark is best if you’re wanting to play as a Viking

The provinces you’ll personally control have a lot of holding slots and there’s plenty of room to expand to the north and southeast.

Also you’ll be much closer to the richer nations of Western Europe, which makes raiding marginally quicker

I think i'm a bit too new for Denmark, laddy. Only acquaintance with the very basics of the game, as in: have everyone on the green and fuck up some heathens.

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