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Educating the northern race edition

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A spectwe is haunting Euwope – the spectwe of communyism. Aww the powews of owd Euwope have entewed into a howy awwiance to exowcise this spectwe: Pope and Tsaw, Mettewnyich and Guizot, Fwench Wadicaws and Gewman powice-spies. Whewe is the pawty in opposition that has nyot been decwied as communyistic by its opponyents in powew? Whewe is the opposition that has nyot huwwed back the bwanding wepwoach of communyism, against the mowe advanced opposition pawties, as weww as against its weactionyawy advewsawies? Two things wesuwt fwom this fact: I. Communyism is awweady acknyowwedged by aww Euwopean powews to be itsewf a powew. II. It is high time that Communyists shouwd openwy, in the face of the whowe wowwd, pubwish theiw views, theiw aims, theiw tendencies, and meet this nyuwsewy tawe of the Spectwe of Communyism with a manyifesto of the pawty itsewf. To this end, Communyists of vawious nyationyawities have assembwed in Wondon and sketched the fowwowing manyifesto, to be pubwished in the Engwish, Fwench, Gewman, Itawian, Fwemish and Danyish wanguages. I. Bouwgeois and Pwowetawians* The histowy of aww hithewto existing society† is the histowy of cwass stwuggwes. Fweeman and swave, patwician and pwebeian, wowd and sewf, guiwd-mastew‡ and jouwnyeyman, in a wowd, oppwessow and oppwessed, stood in constant opposition to onye anyothew, cawwied on an unyintewwupted, nyow hidden, nyow open fight, a fight that each time ended, eithew in a wevowutionyawy weconstitution of society at wawge, ow in the common wuin of the contending cwasses. In the eawwiew epochs of histowy, we find awmost evewywhewe a compwicated awwangement of society into vawious owdews, a manyifowd gwadation of sociaw wank. In ancient Wome we have patwicians, knyights, pwebeians, swaves; in the Middwe Ages

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>the singular dave
>the singular bradley poster

>"You lot" is the correct second person plural

just binge watched the inbetweeners

'twas shite

STOP the brexit negotiations till this man gets what he wants

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*teleports into the thread*
OI

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Bring back ye tbf

My reality

>detewemwinyanyatiom

THE OFFICIAL /BRIT/ POSTER POWER RANKINGS

1. Dave
2. Skitzo
3. that irish freak
4. leaf skitzo
5. london paki
6. new jersey american
7. that retard that calls everyone a rorke

The rest of you are just boring cunts. These lads basically make brit what it is. You people just talk about poo and feet all day

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>dunno
>wrong
kys suvn prick

Would you say he likes deep fried mars bars and buckfast?

followed someone on instagram and they immediately DM'd me to ask if i knew them and why i followed them

awkward

describe the relationship between the UK and Australia

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Well, why did you?

we need a second person pooral in inglish
and an exclusive/inclusive "we" distinction

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its ok

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highly enjoyable gimmique

If I were in this classroom and addressed the class as "y'all" would I be reprimanded?

Wacky

We go over there, work harder than you for shit pay, get drunk in pubs with other aussies, live in share houses for 400 pounds a week with other aussies, and then come home and pretend we had a good time.

based

survived the migration

the chad remainer vs brexit virgin

any sensible bruce man in

tee hee v whacky

Lost the receipt for the condoms I brought ffs.

Based Sainsbury's

because i thought his friend who sometimes appears in his posts was fit and wanted to perv on them

not that im going to say tha tofc

Sincerely want all women dead

Southerner vs. Norf

south pom

Arrest all womin!

why would you need it?

all vegetables should come in netting like clementines. or the three packs of onions. just something breathable. they sweat and go rotten sooner in sealed plastic. makes no sense

It's alright, high quality banter when the Cricket/Rugby/Olympics are on.

why are people saying arrest all women suddenly?

explain?

virgin freak
you should be kept in a cage for the good of society

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your words have consequences

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was it autism

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absolute heresy

They are painting the bus stop notification onto the road

Showing off again CouncilStein?

honestly dont understand these "people"

the best gimmicks are those posted every 2 days

*rushes you*

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Rob ; more than a troll...he comes across as far far right and a BNP member looking to influence and recruit individuals into their twisted mindsets. Dividing people.

Do not rule out some Russian influence Rob because Russia are desperate to divide us & the EU and infiltrating social media is their way of spreading their views and as I say, recruiting.

shame they're literally on the other fucking side of the world but we get on well

it's the only way memes happen

Who is this

women?
into the jail you go!

alri

are skeppy
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So this is what happens when a general moves so fast that putting effort into your posts isn't worth it because nobody will even see it.

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anyone try the new brit style panel show on netflix? the fix
fear it may be shit

what if after all this time black people werent actually people and they were a form of ape. wouldnt that be mental haha

british built battleship on the left, american built battleship on the right

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i think its one person mate

but they are my favourite post-punk/light noise band!

Tarquin vs. Working class

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ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE ARRESTED

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On a diet rn guys
I have a BMI of 21.4 (fat)

We're human lad fuck off

Bad company vs Good company

peak skepta
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not like this

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Wish i could live in Russia or some eastern bloc country
No niggers or spics

were all apes

wrong btw

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Oh wow, so deep.

Baffles me that people shit on people with shit jobs. You realise someone would have to do it regardless
Fair enough that you can say "why didn't they get a better job or work harder, or go back into education" but someone would always have to do that job

Until we have robots that do it. I think they're stupid cunts, but I still appreciate that someone has to do that job.. I'm just glad it's not me.

some came up with the wheel, others didn't

remember when a single blue collar worker could buy his OWN multi-room house anywhere in the country and still have plenty of wage left over?

hahah IMAGINE!

that's not true I read every single post

the sister and her friends are watching old limmy sketches

might do some online banking

>6. new jersey american
who do you mean by this?

ITT: Redflags
>She's into astrology

>were all apes

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being british is about getting your testes ruined

black?
into the jail you go!

Wanking to femdom lads

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Holy shit I have that padlock chain or at least something similar. Replica of Sid vicious used to wear

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Redpill me on wales lads

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that's actually never been the case if you understood anything about the economy and inflation. SIngle blue collar workers still lived in prefabricated ghettos

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At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameras and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.