Why do the French pretend to be innocent and blame everything on Germans?

I'll never forgive you for that

helprefugees.org/volunteer/calais/
Gott strafe Frankreich!

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"How dare you fight for EVROPA?"
*kicks german guy*
"You better submit to our jewish overlords!"
*steals hat from german kid*
"Filthy racists, you better import at least 2 million africans like we did in France last year!"

aah fr*nchoids, never change

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Yikes

Simply this.

I may add that they're only getting bitchslapped because they don't uncover their head before an army convoy (apparently carrying a dead man for the first scene). In the second scene, the bald guy isn't being troubled.
It's a bit excessive but nothing that justifies what they've done.

Calais needs more funding for the next 3 millions refugees François, better pay more taxes next month!

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Oh, wow, this webm is horrible, I'm literally shaking

You can't do shit, weak shit loving krauts

>didn't even occupy Berlin

France was always too nice

true, the french were just as much to blame for the first world war as germany, and possessed a violent tendency just as much in needing of a humbling, the German had his with Versailles, and the french got theirs in 1940

>It's a bit excessive but nothing that justifies what they've done.
yeah, well, maybe France shouldn't have declared war on us in 1939 if you it wanna get invaded

>german historians

ok John Sauekrautberg

France declared war on Germany in WW2, not the other way around, that's fact.

sure gas the kikes xd
lets invade pillage and kill freely in eastern europe
"die untermenschen" lol
letz make paris a gigantic whorehouse kek

Ernst Jünger perfectly described how dispiteful was the Nazi regime. We did nothing wrong. It was self defence. As usual against you.
And history is repeating itself.

God I hate the Germs so much for repeatedly trying to destroy Europe.

>g*rms egg A-H on to declare war
>g*rms give blank cheque to A-H
>g*rms declare war on russia
>g*rms invade luxembourg
>g*rms declares war on france
>g*rms invade neutral belgium, forcing the brits to fight, and making the world realize their word is worth less than shit
"just as much to blame"

maybe the eternal g*rm shouldn't have been bent on world domination, genocide and destruction of white europe

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i honestly feel a little bit sad that frenchies and germs went to war
i have no connection to either but i feel like it is just a tragedy for the planet and whole humanity that these two giants of civilization had to go destroying each other

imagine if brits, french and germans (the imperialist, the noble, the aristocratic ones, the monarchists, not these awful disgusting parliamentary democratic jew ruled immigration nations) ran europe for king and country
imagine kaiserreich kosmonauts, royal kosmonauts, and the french ones reaching mars and setting it up for future colonies after they never released the 19th century colonies they had pre ww1, now in 21st century wholy cleaned from all the niggers, jews, arabs and other undesirables

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Getting some clay and coalmines was more important

Germans and french fighting each others while being replaced by africans is the most pathetic thing one can witness. You fucking faggots, we might deserve our fate after all.

damn, Serbia gets an honorary addition to the next /fug/ thread for this

spectacularly based

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Booohooo cry me a river, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you, Hans.

Get out russhit

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>invade a neutral country
>'JUST PAPER LMAO'
They had so much to lose, why did they even enter the war?

They were told by people repeatedly to cut it out and never did. They have nobody to blame but themselves for it.

I could not be happier the old world doesn't control things anymore. America is fucked and crazy but still lacks the insanity that actually led Europe to endure the first world war for literally the dumbest reasons ever and then think "oh that wasn't so bad lets do it again" just twenty years later.

Screw them all. no love lost for France, Germany or Imperial Britain, both in their glory days or their jewed out present condition.

if germany had won the first world war, we'd be a german puppet state. they helped us in the civil war but thankfully lost the main conflict.

>uncovering your head for a dead frog
now that would have been a war crime

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I'll emigrate to NZ and impregnate a local girl.

Fuck off, mongol

this take is on par with "africa would have been wakanda w/o colonialism"

Yes we're culprits of not detroying the G*Rman menace once and for all after WW1

tell me something about Malgres-Nous

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have all the Maori you want, Pierre. easy pickings.

>wanting to be a service cuck
I don't want to be the puppet of Germans, Russians, Swedes or anyone else.

Traitors pretending they dindu nuffin

The US jumped in on the wrong fucking side in 1917. We could've broken the British blockade and kept Germany supplied enough to win.

Do that, there are a lot of available girls because all the men are busy fucking sheeps.

Proud german fighters who did Wotan's work against communism and for Evropa's glory.
One of my grand oncle died on the estern front.

Sure. Not as if you waited 1917 to see who was going to win...

lmao
because I point out the fact that France declared war on Germany in 39 I'm a Nazi now

>you betrayed our race gramp

I don't think there would have been any of those "fine" things to be frank with you

modernity sucks tho
current superpower stands for racial miscegenation and fast food

our financial system is designed to enrich jews
our immigration policy is designed to reduce our iq
our taxation and welfare policy is designed to reduce our iq
our culture exists to bastardize everything grand, everything noble, everything majestic
we have gay parades instead of military parades
theres a tinfoil hat tier conspiracy to ruin everything beautiful and replace it with... trannies???

fuck this, what sort of a sheep fucker can enjoy this filth???
imperial europe had an upwards trajectory! imperial europe 20 year olds jumped trenches, today what do we have? faggotry and obesity??? fuck this shit i was robbed of something beautiful

How do you plan on breaking through the British blockade post Battle of Jutland?

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this
A lot.

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Sure. Praise KEK my fellow MAGA friend

Neither can you

you're already a puppet

Jutland didn't destroy the German navy, in fact, the British navy lost far more ships in that battle than the German navy
Combined American-German naval offensive could've defeated the Royal Navy
(ignoring how unrealistic a US-German alliance would be in WW1)

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cringe

I should say we didn't, despite our involvement in the conflict there were overtures on the part of the Germans to our southern neighbors offering assistance in acquiring portions of our country for them in exchange for joining the central powers in war against us. Even without their flagrant disregard for our neutrality at sea, piracy, and wanton murder of our citizens, this perfidy alone was perfect cause for complete and total war against what they had become.

The real hero is the Ivan who shot him.

new thread

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Imagine being so butthurt you wrote all that

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this but unironically
>inb4 muh Jow Forums etc

>it's another episode of german revisionism
Thanks for warning this time, guys.
We'll prepare the weapons to chase you once more from our country.

Fite me, cunt

Go back to Jow Forums

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hope you turn the entirety of germany to glass this time

I'm a good boy, I give you (you)'s
I expect you to be mature as well

ooga booga writing and discussing is bad
just pick up big sticks and fight

no reason to do so if they literally fought and died to get replaced by africans

it would have been, if it wasn't a complete and total fabrication by the british

>Le nazi were le good guys because there are black people in yurop xD

Germany was the bad guys in ww1 and the good guys in ww2

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lol

those frenchmen look so handsome in their uniforms my god

i take it you got nothing

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fallacious claim

this kind of degeneracy is way more prevalent in europe than the new world though. compare Berlin to even the most permissive new world cities like San Francisco or Melbourne...its not even close.

There aren't good guys, but I'm sure this Marrakech act will make you think again on your false dichotomy

Lire des conneries pareil me transformerait presque en gauchiste...
Bravo !

as a boy I recall reading an article in the paper about a annual youth festival in germany where youths parade through the streets doing drugs, playing loud techno music, an engaging in sex and being shocked at the openness of that, so yeah, I can see that

To Germany
Now is the chance to attack France.

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You're the typical Sarkozyst voter

>youth festival in germany where youths parade through the streets doing drugs, playing loud techno music, an engaging in sex
based.
youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y

I mean America is fucked up too but its got nothing on how ridiculously broken europe is from a culture standpoint. ive been to both, I dont understand how either functions desu.

They are an ocean away. They would have had no hard power, only soft power because Finns liked Germans. Maybe something along the lines of the legendary Anglo-American special relationship. Especially nothing harmful.

5,000 Gilets Jaunes could destroy the entire German ''army''

I agree with the General Plan Ost being fake but France has a great industry and brilliant products.

>mfw I did that webm about 1 year ago
>it became increasingly popular in the few last months
feels good

That's just Berlin though, it's Europes containment city for all degeneracy.

Yeah, Russians did a number on Russians last time too and I guess Bannonites are helping this time too.

He's right though. The Bundeswehr is underfunded

Good job it's a good one.

Das rite

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Yeah, and piss jackets are a Russian operation.

>and brilliant products.

what does France produce?
Unironically asking btw, I have no idea.

Well Russia already beat Germany once

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