Fixed Europe. No more problems

you missed a spot m8

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if the area is named after Provincia Romana, just referred to Provincia in Latin, shouldn't it just be Province in English? Like how Normandie is Anglicized as Normandy?

i love it

>Bordeaux
>big and important
Population (2016): 250,776
lmao

Should Koln be Anglicized Colonia instead of Cologne?

>madridtugal

for having lived in both paris (proper) and other regions of france it's a completely different world
people don't speak the same way at all, don't care about the same things it's barely like they have the same culture
they don't vote the same either
they don't dress the same
they don't even look the same, very often, and i'm not talking about race

if you start taking class into account and compare rich parisians to poor french or poor parisians to rich french it's even more of a difference

it might as well be a different country

I like it

Lol get fucked catelonia

Tu peux donner quelques exemples ? Pas envie de t'emmerder avec ça (tout le monde n'a pas envie de fournir ce travail à presque 4h du mat) mais ça m'intéresse

>Catalonia still enslaved

how i understand usa

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Doesnt everyone?

Yea that's about right

i'm not sure, i don't exactly have examples but they just feel like completely different people
for starters i'd say parisians are definitely more like the "global culture" you see from the internet, it's not all bad but they remind me a lot of anglos, it's almost the same people, the same sociology as anglos
i guess you could call them americanized
other french people are much more french, with all the good and bad that implies

it's late and yeah i can't really write an essay but you should make a thread about this eventually, there's a lot to be said

Let me fix that for you

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i'd honestly like to get a big cowboy hat, buy a corn farm in the midwest, at least 7 shotguns, work like a dog in the scorching heat, and shout at all living creatures "get off my lawn!!" 2bh

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>Colonia
That would be hispanized, no?

I think you mean
>salamancugal

>Italy is the largest state
Italian de căcat

I went to paris this past year and it was pretty fuckin french I don't know what you mean

It can get more french? how so?

what do you call "pretty fucking french" ? sure they're still french but you should try the countryside and see, actually i'd be interested to know if you'd find people very different too

It might just be from a foreign perspective but this is usually what I think of when I think of France, pic related as example.

I'm from Chicago, and we hosted the World's Fair a few years after Paris, so naturally the entire World's Fair planning staff in 1893 modeled a lot of Chicagoan architecture and urban planning after Paris. It's typically seen as French styled here.

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If you wanna see something nuts, lookup the 1909 Plan of Chicago. The City of Chicago planned to tear down and redo the whole city so it looked similar to Paris. They called it the "Paris on the Prairie" plan.

Pic related.

They got as far as building Northerly Island, and then they ran out of money and the whole idea was scrapped.

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If you live in the mid west your only neighbors will be other farmers, they'll live miles away, and you'll be expected to be nice to them when they visit
Colonia is Latin for colony, which is where Cologne comes from

Then it'd just be Colony when Anglicized.

Looks cool but i didn't mean the city at all. The city is as French as it gets in terms of architecture, although you'll find the same type of thing all over the center-west places like Orléans, Tours, Angers and so on
I meant the people who live there

last thing I wanna add is that I have also visited French Basque Country but it doesn't feel French at all, just very distinctly Basque like San Sebastian, I don't know if you get the same feel

I have otherwise never been anywhere else in france but I'd be curious. it feels like a don't go to New York when you visit USA situation.

desu I got none of the rudeness I had been told to expect. everyone was very nice and told me they were glad I had tried to learn a little french. I didn't encounter anyone rude.

the strangest thing I'd noticed about the people was probably that I walked through the african neighborhood and it felt super different but that's the case in any big city

Province is a French word
Therefore it can't be Province when Anglicized, sweetie

how were the people ?
but yes the new york comparison is pretty good, paris isn't quite the same as the rest of the country

rudeness is a meme, actually i'd say parisians are often extraverted and overly friendly, but sometimes fake
a bit like you guys

>the strangest thing I'd noticed about the people
yeah which goes to show the people aren't radically different from americans doesn't it

Provence comes from Occitan, not French, retard

People in Biarritz are colder, emotionally, and there is a significant population of old men who carry baguettes and wear berets everywhere. Most other people there were on holiday.

All the streetsigns are in Basque first, French second as well.

>parisians are often extraverted and overly friendly, but sometimes fake a bit like you guys

I'd say that that explanation of Paris was what I got with the people there.

>colder, emotionally,
yep exactly that's what i'm getting at
people in the south are known for being more distant in general but still, in general it's not the same mindset

on the basque specifically i actually have basque people in my family and they do say their region is very backwards, i never went there myself though

oh yeah, one aspect of French culture I don't understand at all, I hope you can provide some context.

I went to Les Invalides, and I was astounded by how reverent the French are to Napoleon. When we learn about French history, we mostly learn about how the French Revolution affected France and the rise of democracy in Europe.

So why does a society that rejected nobility before any other European nation end up worshiping a guy that declared himself benevolent emperor?

Well first off France has had 5 republic and 2 empires, restorations of monarchy ...
The whole 19th century is a mess, governments change all the time
At some points during the period, the president (president of the council back then) changed several times during a year, and idk how true it is but in history classes i remember being told, sometimes there were several presidents in a single day.

The point is, this country has a lot of people with completely conflicting opinions, sometimes very extreme ones, on all sides, even today.
Regardless, we have contrarians but people from all point of views will often respect a man who has conquered so much, it's like Caesar or Alexander. Also Napoleon was a uniting figure more than a dividing one : he was pro-"freedom" and modern enough to please the left, and aristocratic enough to please the right. On top of that people always like a strong leader.
He also didn't just declare himself emperor like this, since he started a vote on making himself lifetime consul, the result was 3.500.000 yes vs 8374 no. So it's not like he wasn't democratic about it.

why would you not split italy

ah, makes sense about being French Alexander. I'm about to read the Napoleon screenplay of Stanley Kubrick and it's been on my mind. merci.

No problem user

>fixed

For me it's Little Germany

op is a dirty italian zingaro

And what about Cyprus?

no, celtics ruling europe like in pic related would be the only possible way to fix europe
t. knower

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Welcome to the b*reaucratic and s*cialist hellhole of France where cities have a superficie of 2km2.

There are 36,000 cities in France, to compare there are 40,000 cities in the USA, a country as large as 16 times France yet. As you can see the French love to throw money by the windows.

Bordeaux with all the small cities around it has about 1 million inhabitants.

Also this

Pretty good but the south has the most niggers. In the area you have they are just in a couple cities.

>Sicily Corsica and Sardinia separated from Italy
cringe

lol i dont care, I'll still immigrate there and steal your jobs for lower wages.

I

>he uses the letter "k" like the germshits
savage

OP is of Italian descent.

>Spain
>Not Castille
ONE JOB

Belle Époque Europe was peak Europe

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