Which cunt could your cunt beat in a fight?

Which cunt could your cunt beat in a fight?

Probably only Iceland.

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none of them because we have shitty roe

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None because we don't waste our budget on military like third world dictatorships. Maybe when the Americans finally fuck off they'll leave their nukes here.

reckon I could give germany a run for his money

>don't spend money on military
>"americans fuck off!"
>americans leave
>get invaded by russia
Nice

none honestly
maybe some tiny island nations

It'd be quicker to name the countries we definitely couldn't beat:
>USA
>Russia
>China

I'd say we'd give any other country on the planet a fair fight.

All of Europe at the same time in an offensive war for 100 years apparently.

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We'll nuke all yout cities except Stockholm and malmo just to piece you off

Sweden x10.

Luxembourg has a navy?

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Roe depends on cunt and war condition retard.

If you've fought Bulgaria you are cursed to deteriorate and collapse. That's just the simple reality.

Lol

Queensland, I reckon.

A lot of countries.

What do you think is the most powerful cunt France could defeat?

I couldn't tell, I never really paid attention to the other countries, I just know our army is one of the best in the world. The only european army that seems to be as strong as ours is Britain's. Italy also has a pretty good army, apparently.

i think they could take most eu cunts, it would be a good fight between us and france desu

How do France and the UK compare to Russia?

less numbers than the ruskies but our troops are better equipped and trained

New Zealand.

I want to bully ruskie soldiers with you!

lets do it crimea the reboot

Like we would trust you autists with nukes.

This. The German is too unpredictable and violent.

We could beat any nation without a huge nuclear stockpile

could bully Pacific micro states provided they didn't band together or find just about any external power to protect them. but the combined police force of just about any civilized country would be enough to ward off the entire might (?) of the NZ military.

either way, there a few countries like Iceland, Singapore, Ireland etc. that would not be able to impose their will on NZ, but at the same time NZ lacks the force projection (or really any force projection) to impose on them.

Reminder there are millions and millions of people that were alive during the last great german autism. Most germs parents were alive while east germany was a thing.

Imagine having your country be so shelter you don't understand the point of having a military

Every

All of them, but not our own