Why do 4channelers hate reddit?

Why do 4channelers hate reddit?

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I figured out how this place worked within hours. I never figured out the shitty upboat system.

low IQ

same
Because only one forum can represent PoC on the internet and that is 4channel

Too low test. I need high octane intelligent conversation to massage my almonds, if you catch my riff.

Also forgot to add, the instant replies here ruined all other internet forums for me.

everyone there writes like if they were in public, always apologizing every 3 words

Epic post. Someone updoot this man.

I wanna suck deep you big grey brain

reposts and cringe humor

>this board
>this post

-Nested comments. Where the FRICK are the new comments? How can I find them? They are all scattered through the middle.
-Higher point comments appeal to the absolute lowest common denominator. Always some asinine garbage floats to the top, medium-tier thoughtful posts somewhere in the middle, and edgy shit on the bottom. Combined with my first point, it means there's never a purpose to replying to threads or reading comments at all.
-Threads? Forget it. They follow some weird obscure rules and I don't even get it. They aren't sorted by the latest bumped, they aren't sorted by votes, they are sorted by "hotness".

-Other reasons too but I'm too drunk to remember just overall--I prefer the good old fashioned board where threads are ordered by bump limit and all threads go from oldest reply to newest reply. What ever happened to good ol web 1.0 boards like these??

My children browse reddit. They are 10-14 years old.

disgustingly liberal and mobbish

My dad browses reddit he took it out on New Years last year and read everyone his favorite choice posts off of "shitty life pro tips"

based boomer

Get fucked you faggot.

Calm down

r/mexico is filled with yuppies, rich kids and other repellent homos

What kind of Mexicans post on Jow Forums?

upvote = more imaginary points
downvote = fewer imaginary points

posts that get more points go higher, same with comments

posts fall down in rankings over time to encourage new posts

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