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kids dese days... I asks my nephew what hes doing on his gamebox on a summers day. He says hes been playing a fortnite. I says you be playing this gamebox for two fuckin weeks? Marone...

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first for

>She also became the longest–serving Prime Minister [3 years] since John Howard's electoral loss in 2007; a record which has not been exceeded by successive Prime Ministers Rudd, Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull, or as of 2018, current Prime Minister Scott Morrison
SCREAMING

got called a shine at katz's delicatessen

pregger girls

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listening to the nigger brothers

Wish I could claim that I was pregnant
If you have not yet already guessed I am a fat cunt of epic proportions

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playing super nigger bros

Live ascetically
Love God
Laugh at His son's jokes

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cringe

cringe

why hello madame, would you like a visa? ;)

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flat earth is real

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Any /consoleofrome/ man in?

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Earth Round
Moon Flat

highly recommend you delete this post, change your address, and forget everything you know about that.

sopranos feels like a very 90s show but it only ended in 2007
how does that work

yeah

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>it's another wake up sweating with a sense of dread episode

Meet me outside the Coral on Cheadle high street in 15 minutes and I'll see to it that you get a proper hiding cunt.

only happens when there's someone else in your house rooting around.

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Lovely lips

Tv changed a lot after 2007

RIP in piece Pompey Magnum

don't think that's true

better go and check. could be a nigger afoot in the shadows and you wouldn't even know.

hit that hommy switch
youtu.be/mNfQCOiTf0Y

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watching the news of gordon brown taking office in 2007 and going through his little gimmicks like a "government of all the talents" and offering Ming Campbell Northern Ireland is a trip. everyone's tepidly optimistic but not too excited and you get the feeling labour thinks they can win another term, possibly even call a snap election soon.

other news of the day:
spice girls getting back together
floods
deaths in Basra

not in the news but very important: within 1 year gordon brown would've blown up all his credibility by not calling a snap election after hinting he was going to do it, and also the global economy would be on fire and all the banks would be dead

don't particularly care.

He should have called a snap election imo

shut the fuck up faggot
go make more youtube videos about me you orbiter wank stain

living in your head, rent free.

schizo gets so upset with his detractors that he obsessively responds to posts not related to him
mark of an insecure man

Did you know history? When important figures from classical antiquity died, they were encased in marble. The Colossus of Constantine reveals why people dubbed him Constantine the Great, mainly because he was so great in size.

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he hit the hommy switch

ZAP! YOU'RE FROZEN.

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i was reading the bible today, it is crazy to know that they talk about giants

a sustainable australia, not a big australia

So excited for The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Love panel shows

Hope you get killed by a panel.

Toil is almost over lads only 2 more hours then I hope they don’t call me in
Reckon I fancy a CATGIRL wank when I get home

Does anyone else get super nostalgic and think back to happier moments and times and wish they could travel back, on a consistent basis?

nah just you

it's already big

Never had any of those m8. Stop camping the bong

fucking kids even tie their shoes

Me im a proud itayan. We had da balls to take shit we wanted

*waits for my witty riposte cue card to come up*
Och it's the bloody NHS Death Panels all over again!
*roaring laughter cascades across the 200m2 studio space*
*hops onto my desk and flosses*

had this ONCE when i was 18
but it hit me like a truck and i cried for like 4 hours like a bitch

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Love nurses me

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i do not trust them

how do you say lachlan in mexican?

Used to have a nurse gf. And yes, she did gossip about patients with small penises

L makes a y sound

good luck

same
got a very close to a nurse who looked after me in hospital

BUT THEY ARE A CORNERSTONE OF THE COMMUNITY!

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same
you can say lachlan but in spanish accent

BOMB SQUAD

but I want to say it in a mexican accent

need a hot nurse to take a scalpel to my bollocks.

we do not have any especific accent like Spain

was mentalised for a day when i learned about the barcelona lisp
quite honestly thought the person who told me was yanking my chain

prefer blunt force trauma me

Me? Hate nurses. Just don't like 'em.

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>Flicking through tinder
>Every bird on there always have at least 3 of the following in their profile
>Drinks gin
>Works for the NHS
>Love walks
>At uni
>OMG CHEESE
>Wants to travel
>Netflix and chill haha
>Gymthot
>Shitty Instagram filter

Why are all women so fucking basic lads? It's painful to see

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I have such a low tolerance for melted cheese
A bit is nice but it quickly gets to be too much

they know they don't have to be unique or interesting to get 1000 cocks rammed up their snatch. life on easy mode.

they say you can neutralize a basic bitch with acid

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its not a lisp its the proper way of pronouncing c
if it were a lisp it'd be all s sounds

Have you guys played the videogame stardew valley

whats on your profile?

yeah proper retarded hahah

in high school some girl got mad at me for saying "retarded" because her brother has downs

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its like youve decided yank english is the right one
shame

I dislike cheese altogether, strange seeing as I used to love it.

Masha'Allah brother

A picture and a bio silly

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Hobbies: making my own pesto

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don't play normie games

i'm famous haha

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It's pretty comfy

fucking kek
you got more of these?

hobbies:
poo negro

For real. Breaking Bad started right after The Sopranos but it feels like a whole different era