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'How would you handle this situation?' edition

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Ukyo best girl, then Kasumi, then ranko

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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ur ded kid

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made out with a married guy at the bar

hot

what a slut you are

gay

Looks like we didn't get a freeze tonight maybe gook gave up

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get in the FUCKING robot, shinji

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Anime sucks

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based

men are icky and gross

Taiwanese puppet shows are much better desu

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youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M

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what would you do if your son was born as a catboy?

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Are you guys tough enough to make it through this video without being scared?
youtu.be/aWPuf4NYCpk
Really scary place

this is always recommended to me

based american fighting back against weebniggers
keep fighting the good fight, eventually you will rid yourselves of them

Passed out from fatigue at 8pm and only woke up at 2h45.

Wrong you retarded third worlder, the last retard that doubled down on hating anime got spammed out of the thread

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you sound upset

here's a pic just for u

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4u

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here's another one with top tier dialogue that I'm sure you'll appreciate

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this is exactly why you posters are cancerous

What? you want more anime to liven up the thread?

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this is exactly why you posters are cancerous

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This would make a good spurdo leaf maymay

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I'll allow it

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GOOD MOTCHER FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT

rate my epic post

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kill gook

...

had a fap and forgot what I was gonna do afterwards hopefully it wasn't important

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just sadposted in /co/

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZQQo9vSj1_A
>arc finally back to making decent games

How do i trick a female into slapping me?

Hi there the name´s Sven
Oh your a female i see
Please go ahead and sit on my face then

ded thread

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looks like a generic anime sheeeeett

It's Granblue which is supposed to look like 2d era final fantasy, much better than the westaboo shit they churned out in versus

Kinda want to get my bones cracked by one of those chiropractor

>mom needs help with the Christmas tree

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mad about videojuegos

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this reminds me of how much i miss world of warcraft

>this reminds me of how much i miss world of warcraft

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Virgin nerd

once again, a god awful post by sven

tell me that was a good rhyme

sven is a waste of oxygen

have fucked two whole girls
but only after i stopped playing world of warcraft
wow!

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I take it back, nice job pal

wakey wakey wagecuck, its your 2 days off now. You can now enjoy all the time you have in 2 days, thats unless your boss call and needs you at the office...

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Really lost in my thoughts guys.
I know Jow Forums isn't my personal blog, but I really am pathetically lost and could use the advice.

I'll begin by describing myself.
Used to have pretty bad social anxiety.
Was pretty much a shut-in in highschool, used to do nothing but play vidya, watch anime and spend time with myself.

Now that I'm in the army I got a whole new perspective on how I should be living my life.
Started hanging out with a guy who actively drove me to share my feelings with him, become a better person, etc.
Also, the guilt I got from looking at him (as well as other people) made me look at myself and figure out that I was kind of a mess.
I became much more confident and my personality started to take shape in the right direction.

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>Started hanging out with a guy who actively drove me to share my feelings with him, become a better person, etc.
>Also, the guilt I got from looking at him (as well as other people) made me look at myself and figure out that I was kind of a mess.

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So I met this girl and I started having feelings for her, for the first time ever.
Like I was pretty sure that I was asexual or whatever till a few months ago.
Another sign for personal development;
Thing is, I have literally no experience with talking to girls, and even though talking to other people is, for the most part not a big deal anymore, I can't help but act like a fucking moron next to her, not being able to utter a single word, etc.

So I probably got friendzoned along the way, but I can't stop thinking about her.

There were some signs that she might have not completely seen me as a friend (drunk called me on FaceTime late at night on a weekend, or whatever);

But this Thursday there was a big party next to Tel Aviv, and when she greeted me and gave me a drink I literally froze, completely blacked out and ended up talking to other people and not making a move.

Last thing I remember before leaving the party was her intimately talking to this guy (who supposedly has a girlfriend), all giggling and shit.

I don't know if I should try to do something about her, just say "fuck it" and tell her how I feel so that I could move on with my feelings

I don't even know if I want anything at all from her anymore.

It's just that it's all that I've been thinking about for the last couple of weeks, and I think I might go crazy if it stays this way.

This week we're going to stay the weekend together at the base, so this might be a chance to do something about it.
Or maybe just accept that, this is all there's going to happen, call her my "first crush" and move on.

So, what do you say?

I don't know how you fucking NEETs do it. Don't you get depressed and bored as fuck

just be yourself
not really, it would be the same if i had a job desu

it's hard to give advice when you don't even know what you want

You clearly still care about her and want to have some sort of connection with her. Just say fuck it brother and tell her how you feel about her. The worse that could happen is she denies you and you either stay as friends or you go your separate ways. Either way you get some closure and it'll make you feel better than never have attempted anything at all.

I don't know, man.
Just having feelings for someone is a first for me.
I'm literally going fucking nuts atm, my mind needs some fixing.

Deep down it feels like I might not be good enough, so I should probably not do anything at all.

But that's also a toxic way to think about myself.

I don't fucking know...

Me? yeah, l´ve never been in love, and thats BASED

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>sven doesn't experience basic human emotion
hmm

i hope i do, i can never know since i have no idea what other people feel

If only he would stop experiencing breathing

>Ashley is telling me to kill myself again
whats wrong with women?

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>he thinks I'm ashley
stop existing

yes, it's ashley making those posts

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but doesn't that like, completely eliminate any chance I would've had otherwise?

It feels like it's the easiest way out of this situation, relatively.

It's like I'm saying to her, "fuck you, my mental stability is much more important than your feelings. I would totally tap that shit, fuck you desu".
On the other hand, it would help me feel better and open me up on an emotional and social level.
so idk.

FUCKING WOMEN STOP WAKING UP SO EARLY

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i'm only a girl when i wear a skirt you fucking sexist

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bane?

kinda hot

Oh no no no

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FCUKING GOOK

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>american weddings

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From first thing first I would grab the back of her neck, gently as possible but probably a bit rough out of excitement


Look at her in the eyes, one hand running through her thick, black hair, while the other would probably be somewhere on her backside or the maybe also behind her head

I wouldn't know how to take her clothes off so we'd probably just proceed with nice long foreplay

I'd fuck her pussy really hard, looking at her face and hearing her moans, as hard as I can, maybe I'd be a bit naughty and"accidentally" fuck her ass, it wouldn't be long just quickly in and out, just to feel what's it like

Then closely observe perfection as it sleeps

Based and brutally redpilled.

Why do zoomers look so young? Did they find the secret to immortal? Y'all are 18 but look 12 lmao

when i bought beer yesterday the guy didnt ask me for identification

The dingy corner store has never once asked me for my ID, the proper liquor store in town always asks and spends a fucking hour examining them which is why they always have such a long fucking line

I'd fuck her sweet pussy so hard it wouldn't even be funny, oh my god her moans and her hair, thick and black that would be great

>oh my god her moans and her hair, thick and black that would be great
You should ask her bf about them cuck boi

Should I eat the leftover pizza for breakfast?

I just had some desu

i miss denmark so goddamm much