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>gini coefficient

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is this a perspective shot to make Joe look normal sized?

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The universe is toying with me

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Cute!

At least the downtime got rid of schizo

Deano about today?

medusa

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Go on a bike ride beside the ocean/river. You won't get these days for long

what a fucking nigger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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So basically a horny Greek god rapes a beautiful young jailbait in some woman's house and the landlady of rapeapartment does victim blaming and curses her
Ah yes

Don't want to be an adult lads

just finished this, was a fun read

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my favourite PewDiePie quote

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>Mexicans aren't white, unlike me, 100% pure aryan roots

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screaming

Australia circa 2118

Oof

he cute

There is more shared ancestry between Sicily and Beto than there is between Sicily and Schizo

>you will never be renee's little brother

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i NEED an anglo saxon gf

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Are flu shots worth it?
Most winters I get inflamed sinuses, feel like I'm going to be sick, and often do

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=y02FNymINTU

no

tells you everything you need to know

4pm Piccadilly Circus
Poley's on his coach down already
See you there

dad acts like a baby and i'm the one told to grow up

That's a man

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youtu.be/wCWnTqx1qE0

i.imgur.com/bM5AkQD.mp4

mom threw away my suicide chemicals

oh god someone PLEASE get a picture, it'll be one of the greatest moments in /brit/ history

You remember how much he FREAKED OUT when people found him on the WWE show recording, a full body picture would send him in to meltdown

>every skin color known to man

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>You remember how much he FREAKED OUT when people found him on the WWE show recording
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Younger sister turned into a giganormie and even younger brother is on the path to become one
Not liking this turn of events

Didn't end up going out because 2 of my mates passed out on the lawn
Shit night

White phenotype from when Dutch sailors shipwrecked near Australia

AWOOGA AWOOGA

any negroids in?

>White phenotype from when Dutch sailors shipwrecked near Australia

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Dad said his nan could read but not write.

Bit mental tbqh.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let me sniff you arse
(if you are a pretty girl)

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that's a nice poem

He didn't really. He just pretended to so people would give him more attention like everything he does in his life

Going to sniff my pretty gf's arse tonight haha

was weirded out when i discovered that the natives of america actually had civilisation unlike the abos

it was on his blog

my dads nan and grandpa were illiterate

whatever just show me the footage

Goin KFC lads, gonna get me a 3 piece meal, then head down to tesco and get me some cookies or donuts before getting the week's shopping

Been a good boy this week and i deserve a treat

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NazBol is for chumps. I'm NazGul.

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Fat fucking cunt

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there's literally no difference in sniffing a pretty girl's bum or a obese man's bum

>Get a gf
>Super excited for sex
>Have sex frequently
>Get kind of bored of sex
>Get kind of bored of gf and realize the sex isnt worth the stress since im not hard pressed for pussy
Anyone else every feel this way?

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you're doing just what they want, don't play their game

It's not a footage. Just his Neanderthal mug

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Ah yes, my photography degree is certain to get me this intelligence job, definitely must have been capita that stopped me from being hired

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no
/brit/ is a virgin general

Government needs to stop this from happening

55" UHD smart Telly just arrived

nah an obese man's bum would be like an obese girls bum not just any girls bum

Is this Пyшкин?

Flying to Poland to spend Christmas and New Years' with the gf's family later today lads.

Bit anxious since I've never met them before.

if the only prospect of having a gf is sex you're doing it wrong and I'm not surprised you got tired of them.

Get some Teryaki instead lad.

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Had a doughnut thrown at me last night

crazy how women are literally handed out jobs like candy

She should do a backpacking tour of New Zealand
Truly life changing from what I hear

Make sure to check the bath before you get in, there may be a carp in there.

hope they never reach their targets

what flavour

I only ever see my gf every few weeks or during holiday periods so I get excited to see her
If I saw her every day I'd probably get really bored of her

poo is poo at the end of the day

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Its not the only prospect, its just that sometimes they get so emotional over the most ridiculous things and it takes a lot of energy to manage.
Its just grating sometimes really.

you're a fucking doughnut

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Had icing and hundreds and thousands sprinkled on it

>tee hee i drink with my mates im not a virgin freak i swear

but a sweaty arse that can't be cleaned well on an obese person is very different from a pretty girl's arse

just gave some weird kid a cardboard box with "smmartt telliey" written on it and now he thinks it's a big tv, bless