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Nice hiss
You won’t believe what I tell you
>my oneitis got fat and is aging rapidly
Weird feel
based steve
But on the bright side,
One day. After I make myself financially stable and I find some wholesome, home-town hoe to pump a couple kids into, I'll have somebody to tell this story to.
And we'll all laugh. They'll laugh at me and they'll laugh at you.
So it goes.
wtf. nazis invented dabbing.
Don't look back into my bum
Do white people not bathe with mug and bucket?
Your posts are awful
No. We don’t bathe in poo either.
Lol
this is why you smell like curry
did a shart
in a shopping cart
trolleys we call them actually
but i needed a rhyme craftily
YOUR
UNCLES
ROTTING
SIX
FEET
UNDER
lad
think its the sinuses after drinking that are the worst
I do
I have a stool in the bathroom to sit on and rinse with a large cup with a long handle after having a rinse in the shower
no deal
no problem
fuck it
I do suspect I may momentarily have just deboweled in my undergarments
noticed my oneitis' face is looking a bit 'fuller'
wonder if she's got an undiagnosed thyroid issue or she drinks too much
on the train to the big smoke
ahahah toilet humour so funny xDDDD
go to /eire/.
It's the man who appears thrice in the picture, mate. He's a tennis player and possibly the greatest British sportsperson
Want to post something but don't know what to post
fuck off mark
nasal douche is a lifesaver every time i get a cold
snap
go to /cum/
go to /guernsey/
kek
Why don't you just shower?
you are very sad
port talbot?
I remember now. Used to play as him in mobile tennis 10 years ago
might just say 'n*igger' and be done with it
odds good
evens bad
dubs good and bad
This wasn't funny the first you posted it
would be a pointless general. seriously though, go to eire
I know everyone likes to be patriotic and stuff, but seriously, if I won the lottery I would be on a plane to America and I would just never come back. It's just a better quality of life.
Prepare to loose your job
and let this general collapse into chaos? I think not
no you fool
lmao
enjoy getting shot
Reported to CCHQ for racism
fuck off mark
oh fuck oh shit i didnt mean it sorry sorry sorry
Enjoy learning Spanish
the spirit animal
Em... no
good post lad
Electrocuted myself on a broken Christmas light yesterday lads
Have a sinus infection lads. I’m producing a liter of snot an hour.
good micks can stay, the grumpy one can go
shit gimmick
Might go to Belarussia, me
North Korea is a paradise too , if you bring your own food
wish a cute girl would let me touch her
dam Soros is stylin
would box this kike in the face if I seen him walking around
george soros be dabbin on white pipo baka
would you though
Can you drink tap water in India?
see
not a gimmick. we all know it's you. fuck off
Wouldn't risk it
Shot there, stabbed her, bitten/trampled in Australia, everywhere's dangerous.
I think I would, it'd be nice to learn another language. French too maybe, or Mandarin (just in case China really does take over).
Not a fan of mainland europe. There's some great places but I'm not sure about how unstable a lot of it is.
yes
i'd do a running kick and stomp on his head then sprint away
Wow this little fag went to a private school
I did until my school years , yes
Wrong flag m8. Guernsey has cows, Jersey has potatoes and terrorists
too many normies here rn
not having this same exchange for the thousandth time. just stop.
glad i wasn't forced to do something like this
Jews want all the benefits of being white whilst claiming to be a distinct oppressed race
ill never have a family
cba doing any actual christmas shopping so just got 20 boxes of 'fancy' lidl praline chocolates and shall give one to everyone I need to and will eat the rest myself haha
Absolutely not. I don't even drink tap water while I'm in developed countries
he claims he's jersey. the only regular jersey poster here is mark harding
>bitten
yank meme
>trampled
??
Every post you make seems to be deliberately engineered to make you seem like the biggest tosser possible
Mossad are not going to like this!
Yeah well there is no sense of humour in mainland Europe. Everyone is always superserious or angry about something
watyatalkinabeet
More people are killed by horses than your more famous fauna.
There was also the Jerseyfag who posted CP all the time
YEAHHHH
remainers on pooicide watch
shut up sassie
#ShotsFired
*sniiiff* uhh does anyone else smell that...?
Why is this bad?
we invented you humour you little curry shit hope you get infected and die next time you go take a shit and a bath at the same time in the gange
>his tv is under 55"
ohnononononnonoon
I mean it would definitely pass the laboratory tests for drinking water though. Only few miniscule microscopic things need to be improved
the frenchie shat himself EWWW
190 should be strung from a lamppost by his feet and hacked in the face and torso with cleavers
the world NEEDS more sicilians
a man needs a woman and children
i think maybe rorke... i think he might have POOED in his nappy again! for fucks sake rorke youre a GROWN MAN!