This is what American hospitals are like
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>n*ggers
yeah, nothing new obviously
What the fuck. Can the US be any more of a fucking meme at this point?
Do you have to tip if the song is good?
You always have to tip
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>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>your doctor got into medical school because ypplu r racuis
>die
To be fair this is a plastic surgeon. If anything happens nothing is lost.
Don't forget the huge bill + tip taken from the heritage
>plastic surgeon
it's obvious that the nigger in the first scene sillily cut patient's back with scalpel along rhythm
Jesus fucking christ
Racist
lmao
Lol at least we don’t have NHS tier health quality where you’ve got a high chance of the hospital just accidentally fucking killing you
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My hospital is literally the best hospital on the globe, Mayo Clinic, and I’m fully insured. I have much better healthcare than you
>yeah why should i care about 99% of my country when hardworking mr. goldberg has access to prime healthcare
slave
Am I hard working mr Goldberg? I’m solidly middle class and make 0 effort to be insured, and my insurance covers everything I need at the best hospital IN THE WORLD
But have fun dying of a common cold you fucking Royal subject peasant lmao
>top countries are scandis with socialized medicine
yikes
>My hospital is literally the best hospital on the globe, Mayo Clinic
Lel, is this a fucking joke? Don't tell me you can only access some hospitals due to your insurance? What happen if the hospital nearby when you have an accident is not branded a 'mayo' clininc?
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There are three in the world and I live near one you smoothbrain retard, I can choose any hospital in the area
Along with many non Scandi very much capitalist countries, it’s almost like it makes no difference lol
Do you even have private healthcare? Good European countries like Germany have a public/private system
>Along with many non Scandi very much capitalist countries
why do americans push this meme?
democrats are socialist, scandis aren't
you just pick and choose your opinions based on whatever is most convenient for you at a given moment
but that is not true at all
you are just brainwashed into never criticizing your oligarchs so you believe you live in paradise while you are inhabiting a third world country
Yes, we have both.
Ok, so it's only poorfags suffering due to shitty NHS care then?
>Good European countries
>Germany
Wtf is wrong with you.
>it’s almost like it makes no difference lol
American heathcare is the most expensive in the world, thats a big difference. In scandiavia you have access to that healthcare even if you work as garbage man.
Which is better quality?
Are you retarded? You realize the vast majority of the middle class is insured right? Why the fuck would I care about the poor and homeless? They can go to the ER for free, fuck off, I’ll never care about people who don’t work
Blacks have much lower demands to get into med school and such, obviously.
Germany is great. You speak their language, you should have more respect.
In relation to what you think, sure. Shitty care mostly depends on the area. Like the U.S, Nicer areas have better budgets and less shitty people so naturally, have better stats and quality.
Garbage men here are insured too you uneducated retard
Do you think it’s just the elite that have healthcare or something? Is that what your news tells you? Is that something you heard on Jow Forums? Literally only the poorest of the poor can’t afford healthcare
I pay $20/month for mine
>Are you retarded? You realize the vast majority of the middle class is insured right? Why the fuck would I care about the poor and homeless? They can go to the ER for free, fuck off, I’ll never care about people who don’t work
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inb4 people from ethnically homogeneous countries act like this is bad
>Be american
>Have cancer
>Don't have money
>Die
They can barely call that bastardization of a language German anymore.
>5 year survival rate of cancer and some other disease
>this somehow proves the quality of all medical treatments
Those who are able to afford US treatment have a much higher live expectancy due to higher wealth.
I've found the swiss are often butthurt because they don't want to accept that they're germanic
swiss are just middle/upper class germans who specialize in tax evasion
>Which is better quality?
If you live in a shit area it's better; if you live in a nice area it's about the same, as many of them use/ share the same doctors, surgeons and hospitals and probably with better queues.
>Germany is great. You speak their language, you should have more respect.
Quintessentially American
>Are you retarded?
no, i am just aware that you are a brainwashed slave that is mentally incapable of expressing thoughts that do not benefit your oligarchs
that is why you are responding with anger while i tell you the truth
Do the rich in your country use the NHS?
The Austrians are much worse in this, they fucking hate being related to us while being pretty much the same. Very similar to Canada in that regard.
We're celtics, retard. When you don't know just shut the fuck up.
>20$/month
Let us hear the conditions of that insurance.
I’m a middle class Americans who pays a pittance compared to the amount of healthcare I use for the best facilities on the planet. What do I have to complain about? The fact that our poor people aren’t as well off as yours? We should put our poor in work camps, I DO NOT care
Calling us Germans would be like calling Brits Americans.
See how mad they get? That's how you know it's true
>Mayo Clinic
Do you have the Ketchup Emergency Room and the Mustard Dermatologist?
No idea, surprisingly there isn't much literature on the subject and I guess it depends on how you define rich. I'td be safe to say the elites and .1% probably don't though,
>we speak your language and culture and genetics and share borders and also cooperated and allied during world war two but we're different because i want to be a special little snowflake
who buys this shit lol
>My hospital is literally the best hospital on the globe
>Mayo Clinic
Actually the clinic has been renamed after the substance they extract from their patient's arteries.
Swiss get so butthurt when they are called out for not being a real nation
Haven't you ever heard of the McMonsanto St. Walmart hospital? Doctors are usually payed in tips and claps, they're also all undocumented mexican gang members selling meth and crack cocaine
Alright, kyle.
>en.m.wikipedia.org
This page is such a joke...
>we're different because of these little things
cute countelets
>they're also all undocumented mexican gang members selling meth and crack cocaine
Sounds about right
Best in the US, best in the world pharmacytimes.com
To Thailand’s credit though you actually have some very good hospitals strangely
but none of that is true
you live in poverty and shit, you are just incapable of perceiving your own situation
>The fact that our poor people aren’t as well off as yours?
And also the fact that the amount of poor people is constantly growing, and the middle class disappearing, which is a mark of 3rd world countries.
>You realize the vast majority of the middle class is insured right?
That's fucking false, Satan
Best hospitals are generally military hospitals, I'm pretty sure they exist in USA.
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>switzerland talking about wealth disparity
lmao
Yeah and? Our gini coefficient is one of the smallest in the world : 29.5 vs 45 for the US.
cia.gov
Even Cameroon, Zimbabwe and a bunch of other African countries are better at this.
>income
I know that feel
Still worst than most African countries at redistributing wealth, how does it feel?
good because i paid shit low tax on my crypto gains.
however you're dodging the question, income != wealth
What's the question?
only in the south
Oof, americans are so stupid it hurts reading their posts.
I have more money than you, I have a larger house than you, I have more land than you, I have access to better schooling than you, I have more personal freedoms than you, I live near less minorities than you
I live an objectively better life than you do
americas healthcare is such shit its unbelievable. The weird thing is they have doctors working for pennies for 2 years after their 8years of schooling before theyre in the ranks of fucking over everything that moves as a good guy doctor
Military hospitals are fucking MRSA hotspot shitholes. Best hospitals are places like Mayo Clinic and Johns Hopkins. These are also research institutions that work to benefit humanity as a whole, chances are most modern cures to illnesses will be coming from them
>black doctor
no thanks.
I prefer Asian doctor.
point, rather - switzerland has a huge wealth disparity.
>Better schooling
lel
But you didn't vote for muh bernie so your poor and oppressed by capitalism
Muh 40 hour work week
Muh soccer
now that i think about it, it's obvious why switzerland has a fake low gini index, all the rich people have income off the books
6% of our population is poor, vs 15% and growing in the US :
cia.gov
hmm
>all the rich people have income off the books
Only foreigners are tax evading. We were receiving the funds from these people; but it's not even the case anymore.
>Old news
>Take it out again
Remind everyone, don't overdo it
>be american
>get sick
>go to doctor
>dr.obongo rasheed jamal starts twerking
I did vote for Bernie, I live in Burlington
>Shangai ranking
Please, do we have to go through this again?
lol damn my gfs school was #15 and I didn’t even realize it, how fucking shitty are euro schools?
As long as the doctor finishes the operation properly, and doesn't hurt anyone, I don't really have a problem if they dance for a few minutes while I'm knocked out.
Aaah yes, your propaganda schools, very pretty.
> This is what American hospitals are like
Probably only those for the poor
Yes the Chinese are purposely trying to make Americans look good
You realize the university of Harvard alone has produced 6 TIMES more Nobel laureates than your entire retarded country combined?
>I pay $20/month for mine
No you fucking don't.
Bulgaria GDP per capita: 8000usd
Botswana GDP per capita: 7800usd
If you truly believe in this ranking just kys, your IQ is probably 2 digits.
>country with less non-whites has less poor
wow!
You're probably a kid who confuses a random insurance with healthcare. You cannot pay 20$/month a healthcare, unless you still have to pay most of the costs.