/sag/ aka /aryan/ aka /dhalkhor/
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Nobody needs nor wants it, Poojabi
Pakistan is an illegitimate British-created state
>India is an illegitimate British-created state.
Whoops, I mixed it up, but it's still true.
True. Both countries should be ruled its rightful owners.
Mongols never made it in, unless that's supposed to be Timur, in which case he also just burned and pillaged and went back to Samarkand
Burning and pillaging seems like a good way to treat desis.
>Making a desi thread to piss on desis
I wonder what (((your))) motivations are?
are you a pooshtun?
Yes, and my maternal grandfather was Indian
pass time while I'm on the stationary bike
do you speak hindustani and punjabi?
I don't speak Punjabi
I never knew how butthurt Pakis were at us Afghans until recently.
>Facebook post from e.g. Al Jazeera about Afghanistan or Pashtuns
>thousands of Pakoids seething
>Pakistani reddit page
>dozens of Pakoids seething
Like bitches, you're bigger, more populated and to top it all off are literally the biggest source of evil in the neighborhood. Why are YOU butthurt at us? It should be the other way around.
>literally the biggest source of evil in the neighborhood.
That would be China.
Of course China is excluded, I meant the sag region
china might border afg/pak/ind geographically but its center of population is closer to japan than it is to pakistan
As a proud Pakistani Pashtun, I must say that we also dislike Afghans. The butthurt is mutual, especially when you try to claim half our land as "Loya Afghanistan" or "Pashtunistan".
Also, the biggest source of evil in the neighbourhood is the US (remind me who funded YOUR terrorists and gave a gateway for Arab wahhabis to jihad in your lands?). We also get buttfucked by terrorists regularly, retard.
We mainly dislike how Afghans always bad mouth us despite the millions of them living in and benefiting off our economy. It's fucking annoying.
Lastly, Afghanistan is more Central than South Asia.
In what way? The Chinese mind their own business. Pakistanis are the ones spreading terror throughout the world. They ruined Afghanistan by continually funding the Taliban, they were the masterminds behind the 9/11 attacks (which got Afghanistan invaded, not Pakistan), they're lapdogs to the Saudis and financial slaves to the Chinese, etc. Pakistan is a loose cannon.
>The Chinese mind their own business
lol.
Also
>financial slaves to the Chinese
Not to mention them colonizing Africa for resources
>NATO are the ones spreading terror throughout the world. They ruined Afghanistan by continually funding the Taliban, they were the masterminds behind the 9/11 attacks (which got Afghanistan invaded, not Pakistan)
>they're lapdogs to the Saudis
True. We wish it wasn't.
>Pakistan is a loose cannon
So we're puppets, but we're to blame for spreading terror, yet we're loose canons. Ok buddy.
btfo
why cant you just conquer afghanistan and be done with it? Like it's only natural
You don't conquer stuff without getting buttfucked by a global coalition. Unless you're Russia. Afghans can't rule themselves, what hopes do we have of doing it?
Well Pakistan has the Afghan Taliban on their side, who own 40% of Afghanistan already
ahem
FUCK PAKIS
FUCK POOJEETS
FUCK PEEPOOGHANS
MY ANCESTORS (AND I) ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU.
Ok, uzbek. Remind me next time you're relevant.
That's why they massacred Pakistan army(the most powerful group in Pakistan) brats in school? They're "loose canons". We may have contributed to their rise but they're agents of unbiased chaos.
>posts the most white passing Indian you can find
fuck off
Beep boop niggers
>Burger knowledge.
It's not even just a meme at this point.
She's Pakistani
A lot of Pakistani school girls look like this, especially in Northern Pakistan. They can be even lighter skinned, but it's rarer.
Hey nepalbro, what do you think of us?
Honestly I just thought Pakistan was north india + Islam.
what's this?
snowflake niggerflag
Post Afghan music
South Asia General, but OP is an Afghan who invited himself in.
Accurate, but we get much more different in the West and Northwest.
Ah yeah, we don't really know much about pashtuns or balochs here.
because all other desis are not to my taste you stupid american mongrel
Don't make a South Asia general if you hate 80% of the inhabitants of the region, rart
>Afghans
>Not Mongrels
kek
she does not look anything like a fat lobster skinned freckle faced white """woman"""
Based
I'll do whatever the fuck I wanna do kid, stay mad and get dabbed on
He's obviously ribbing you.
She doesn't look like most Indians, either.
yes, because she's punjabi
im punjabi too so im not really talking about tamils or assamese people here
Nah she's Pashtun, Punjabis are visibly darker than that.
t. Punjabi.
I'm south asian in culture i guess
she does not look anything like a pashtun but ok buddy lol
>really cute new girl at workplace
>all the retarded faggots in office are basically surrounding her trying to flirt with her and asking her if she needs some help
>she says its fine and gets to work and it eventually quiets down
>some time later, feel like taking a piss so I head out to the bathroom.
>her desk is on the way out and I notice her looking very confused about everything
>too much of an autismo to ask her "hey, do you need some help with that" with confidence so I just blurt out in a monotone what she's doing wrong and what she could do to fix it then keep walking before she could reply anything
>done taking a piss but too embarrassed to walk back after the autism I'd just shown so I stay in the bathroom for some time, browsing Jow Forums on my phone
>finally head out hoping that she will be distracted so I can go back to my desk and pretend that nothing had happened
>she's not.
>thanks me for telling her what to do and says she has some more problems that she was hoping I could help her with
>Autismo mode : Engaged
>unable to reply with a "yes" so I just nod my head
>start teaching her how things work
>eventually get more comfortable and start talking freely, making jokes to better ease the flow of the conversation
>tfw she actually likes my lame jokes
>tfw one of the prettiest smiles I've ever seen in my life
>even after I'd finished giving her a beginner's guide, we still continued chatting for a while and she seemed cool, had a lot of the same interests as I do (in movies and music)
>feel like I finally have a chance to get a gf desu
>about to go back to my desk
>"oh, I never asked you for your name, could you tell me?" she asks
>"I'm Akshay, what about you"
>"I'm Ayesha"
FUCKKKKKKK
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE A MUSLIMMM
God is cruel.
>she does not look anything like a pashtun
She literally does though. Punjabis look more Northern Indian and are darker.
Talking about average of course.
>flag
how many indians get the chance to immigrate to the UK?
Nah she's Punjabi, maybe Hindko or Pothwari. Pashtuns are lighter than that
jk, my great aunt from Zhob is darker than most African Americans
gf isn't a big deal my nig chill
only if u marry her does it become a big deal
I'm not Indian, but it's actually a lot harder to immigrate now due to Brexit and tighter migration laws.
My grandfather came here in the 60's.
Why do you all like these pasty brown man faced desi women?
So? Here's a Muslim and Hindu.
Was he part of the migration wave because of the Margala dam flooding?
No, I'm not m*Rpuri thank Allah. I'm from Pindi.
Aren't you a mongol who's larping as Afghani?
sometimes I just wanna leave everything behind and buy a one way ticket to kyrgyzstan. just wonder off in the mountains and get killed by a bear
she's not even that light skinned by punjabi standards lol
this is a punjabi girl who'd be considered "Fair"
Based. People shit on Pindibois here in Isloo anyway, though. I don't really care since I recently moved from Karachi
Which one's muslim?
The girl.
Gross. Get the stones.
this is mine
muslim itt post your stoning stones
just remembered there was a girl from my high school who looked exactly like her.
Croats are Iranic people, new studies show!
Sup,waziristani user here,about to eat matar
i'm not depressed, i just dont enjoy living
Why is EVERY SINGLE /SAG/ inevitably turn into 'x race is lighter than y' 'y race is darker than z'
like holy fucking shit stop obsessing over it so much
There are certain possibilities since old pre 10th century Croatian has similarities with Avestan. But there is also possibility the girl is descendant of some Pashtun or Punjabi slave who was sold by Mughals to Ottomans and then sent here to these areas. I know 5 guys who look like Harmanjit Singh pic related, but some of them have blue eyes.
yeah,instead,who here is married?
how is married life(for a muslim in a conservative muslim country)?
you sound dark
whiter than you tajik
I'm ancient icelandic
Gf isn't a big deal I know, but wouldn't it get difficult later knowing that eventually whatever you have will have to end for sure.
Would feel even worse when youre attached more, I think.
nt tajik rat
I can't understand your dialect at all. Help pls.
I thought it was a meme and didn't actually have much basis
Am 18, cannot into Niqah
literally gypsy genes
I thank the sustainer of worlds for not burdening me with those disgusting genes
>French and German
Wow, some crusaders got REALLY lost on their way to Jerusalem
Millions of south Asian slaves were trafficked by Arabs and Ottomans all through MENA and balk region so it is no surprise.
>ywn be a young shota slave trafficked to the Balkans to be bought by a thick goddess who would engage in /ss/ play with you every day
Why even live
Stone her for dating a kafir and stone him for his AWFUL haircut.
alright,type something in peshawari pashto and ill see if i can translate it for you
so now there are Poos Generals in INT eh.
I thought you filth didnt have access to toilets even less to internet.
Anyone here speak Bengali? It sounds quite comfy. vocaroo.com
no need for toilets when your mother has a mouth to shit in
Bold of you to assume I'm Peshawari. My mother taught me her Quettawaal + Zhob dialect. The only reason I understand Peshawari is because of how common it is in Islamabad.
Ok, try this:-
Wrora, ta sa waye lagya ye? Za sta zaba wandey na paazham, Urdu kay uwaya.
>so now
zoomer faggot detected
/desi/ was around long before you learned how to type on a keyboard
Yeah, it's the best sounding Indo Aryan language after Kashmiri.
I want a pashtun or aryan gf, help friends
Alright,that goes like this.
Wrera, ta sa wyaye lagya ye? Za eto xabay banday na paeyxa, Urdu shay ovyaya
pathetic. you would soil your genes
Find one who's an expatriate leftist and/or atheist, and it should be the regular gf acquirement from there. If you're Muslim and want a Muslim one, it's unlikely her parents will consent to a marriage with a non-Pashtun
>peepootoons are now on Jow Forums
You have to go back
Holy shit, I didn't even realize Waziri was THIS different. Wow, it sounds really unique.
You can listen to it for hours. It doesn't have that strong accent of hindustani and punjabi and other northern languages.
nah you go back,imran is also a pashtun,so is the defence minister and interior minister