How the FUCK do you find a Jow Forums gf?

>Getting a woman at a bar
No.

Do you really want to date a girl that will rub her gains in your face (directly or not) when you eat shit in the markets? Do you really want to add that kind of inadequacy to the pain of red dildos drilling into your asshole?
>Lol user you're still holding chain link?
>Don't you ever think for yourself or do you just buy what pajeet on biz tells you to?
>You should have done some research and bought NAS like me and Chad
>Chad always gives me the HOTTEST trading TIPS

could you imagine. so many women are brainwashed commies these days, so depressing. I literally can't listen to them talk.

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Church, Tinder or School. Good luck

yeah you're right, what am i thinking. no woman would look twice at you in public with your horrifying face, disgusting b/o, and general autistic vibe. sorry for the suggestion, it was meant for normal people, not you.

meet cute interns while you're doing your grad program/clerkship. you're a year or so older and you're making more buckaroos than them. easy to fuck.

My wife makes twice as much as me. It's not as good as it seems. I bust my ass all day at a shitty job and she asks me sarcastically if I want to be a "house husband". Might as well cut off my balls DESU.

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you dont
men in finance are a bit unhinged
women in finance are straight american psycho, stay away unless you want to get murdered

Just become a house husband

I go to a business school so it's easy. Literally thousands of girls who interested in finance and business. A lot of them are rich because it's the most prestigious business school in my country. Feels good man.

Find out where women who are motivated to earn their own money, so not just the kinds of thots who are materialists, but women who place great importance on accomplishment and achievement. The bonus is they probably have insecurities which is pushing them to overachieve - which means they'll settle for you if you're not hideous or totally autismo.

literally this if you're super awkward. Don't even try to flirt or get numbers, you're not a PUA no one is, the idea is you're trying to get more comfortable around women and make talking to them second nature. Once you stop spaghetting then you can start actually picking up women, but then it's still a numbers game. If you got a 1% success rate - getting a woman is -statistically at least - as simple as talking to 100.
Also remember when she doesn't seem into it - even Warren Beatty and Casanova got rejected

kek

to talk to the young moms right..... riiiiiiight?

House Husband or "Toy Boy" - label it anything you want.

1. make more money
2. hand over your balls
3. become such a chad that she won't care about your financial status

I basically have a wife (7 years) but we both believe that marriage is a false institution.
There are cool girls man. First step is to stop looking for thots.
Find a cool hobby that you can show off in public.
I was a DJ when I was 20. Not saying that's your path but it helped me cuz it allows you to be an antisocial autistic neet and still be able to impress girls.
I'm here all night. Real love is something you should aspire to have. It's much better than casual thot sex.
Trust me.

Tell her you appreciate how she works hard for her man and slap her on the ass.

I would fuck the shit out of that Asian bitch who hosts Fast Money.

i want my gf to laugh at me for investing in chainlink while she fucks a black alpha male

CHEK'D

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KEK

Damn she aight

All along, this is what “making it” actually means

should I just walk up and ask if they are horny and want to fuck?

Depends on how attractive you are, otherwise you'll get banned from everywhere for harassment

Yes

Its not about the money you are just not a forceful person. There is a part of you that needs to be coddled. Freud wrote about this

I only find feminine traps hot and they are rare as shit.

I know a guy who's quiting his job as soon as his wife gets a raise since she's already making more than him
I really dont know what the fuck you'd do as a well off guy who doesnt work.
Your friends all go to work 9-5. They basically have one day of the week for you to hang out with. They'll start becoming upset at you very easily too as work piles on them and you're just a care free guy.
Putting all your time into videogames and you'll be interacting with edgy kids most of the time
Shitpost here? Yea you'll start getting annoyed at that too for the same reason as videogames.
Have a kid? Great, you can go to the park with him all the time! But good luck finding another dude to relax with, house husbands are rare or cucks. So you'll be stuck gossipping with women who cant stop talking about how gorgeous their mulatto hobgobilin is.
Hang out with a bunch of NEET's? They'll slowly drain money away from you because they're literal leeches.

Not to mention on top of this letting a woman wear the pants in a relationship is dangerous as fuck. God knows when she'll start fucking someone from work.
There's literally no positives in this lifestyle unless youre way up there because your wife is making bank so you can LARP with trustfund kikes and boomers (which still is a fucking negative).

What a terrible existence.

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>Literally cannot imagine an existence of solitude where you can focus on your hobbies and pick up a craft in total silence

No, user. You're the one with a terrible existence.

>implying wifey allows that
yea good luck getting her to agree to anything you want to do
this is the dangerous part i mentioned with allowing her to wear the pants in the relationship

>Not asserting yourself

user, there are chads who are literally jobless and penniless mooching off their girlfriends and wives at this very moment. They transcend fiscal superiority because they provide emotional variety and intrigue.

I hope you too learn the ways to happiness in a relationship be it committed or otherwise. Introspection will help.

Shorting is the only way to make gfs in Crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!

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Stop posting this you cunt

>he thinks chads post here
LOL

you might think im larping. and im not, hand to my heart:

theres this girl from the bitcoin community where i live who is the typical short girl but very cute and a nice petite body. she is a total pervert, we had sex twice. she really wants to be my gf but i refuse because she is christian.
also, i happen to have a gf who is the embodiment of a real life hentai girl.

world is unfair mate... if i didnt have my current gf i would get together wth the crypto chick. she is a trader and so on.

nigga wtf are you doing