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Nice ip

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Don't give me that
'cos you were seen
Everyone thinks he looks daft but you can have your dream

we're staying up lads

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what the FUCK wrong with french people

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you lads remember when dave said all cars should be banned from the city and suits are not in fashion? the absolute state of that guy

God I wish that was me

>Taiwanese, the third most spoken language in Taiwan

Lol

you now realise pets get more physical attention than we do

>all cars should be banned from the city
He's right through

Butt hole is spatting our merry little notes, but it seems to be the pooey is stuck somewhere behind the fleshy hole

I don't get it

state of pure happiness

new cunt
not my ip

EXPLAIN

yeah except someone then reminded him that businesses would all collapse because he forgot about how shelves don't magically re-stock on their own.

Women love stealing innocence from young lads
Facts

Got a family dinner tomorrow and I'm bricking it.

whatever happened to happy slapping?

the london experience

>indians are the smartest kids in the country
based

What shall I get my dad for Christmas lads? He's a convicted paedophile but I'm trying to help him turn it round and live a more law-abiding and wholesome life

are you introducing them to your new gf?

Literally half your country is an asylum seeker refugee camp have some fucking perspective lmao

indifferent to cats 2bh. never cared when our pet ones would die

literally went into full-on mourning when our dogs died though
>literally remember the dates of each dating back to the 90s

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I remember you posting about your predicaments here some time ago

The whole family was distraught, something to do with your sister too? I say get the nonce bastard a lump of coal

love rice

Got a raging hard stiffy need a bird on it and then to fuk off after

Literally half your navy is at the bottom of the South Atlantic.

first time I had my peepee touched was a woman shoving tree leaves in my underwear, felt her hand against my then tiny flaccid peepee
participated in my mummy fetish, definitely

Yes, hasn't been the best couple of years admittedly, but we do the best we can under the circumstances desu

At least we're still allowed to have a navy

Obviously delivery trucks and that would be allowed

You of all countries really aren't going to bring up military prowess are you?

it's starting to feel like it's my destiny to kill myself lads
how deep into the hole am i?

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I'd kill him but uniornically

Oh okay so cars are all banned and only masisve trucks clog the streets instead, hm yes very good

>Wow it took literally all of you to kill me

kero kero

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cannot fucking BELIEVE I got to meet Amouranth lads!

1 ticket to disney world

Anyone watching the snooker today, was funny stuff.
Mark Allen was playing some scrub in the semi final, was 4-0 going in to the interval, came back and won 6-5.
In the interview they asked him why he played so horribly in the first four frames and he just owned up, told them he was hungover. Said he sank a few pints at the interval to stop the shakes. Thought he was taking the piss at first but no. Rudy cheeks on him and all, clearly steamed.
Best bit was at the end when they asked would he be taking his preparation more seriously now he was through to the final. His reply was he'll have to see if Maguire answers his phone or not.
Reckon being a professional snooker player is a comfy life, as long as you're top 16.

>losing to russian peasants with pitchforks
>invading a cold country in winter
>teaming up with spaghetti

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They basically almost defeated the world lad wtf you mean

the finna get dabbed on tomorrów

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Suicide pact?

Anime box set. Full Metal Panic is pretty noncey, as is Kill La Kill.

Should I watch Barry Lyndon or The Seventh Seal?

so did the uk and so did we at some point in history
they did it when it wasn't cool anymore, and for 4 years only

>i LOVE asian girls!!

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watch them win 0-1 in stoppage time

You think you’re a cowboy pal

At what point did ww2 really turn bad for nazis
What year was the year it went wrong for them

1943

Have never managed to finish Barry Lyndon. Have tried three times now but have never made it to the end for one reason or another. Reckon I'm destined to never see it.

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Out of interest, are WW2 vets commemorated officially in any capacity at all in your country?

This was the children in need special

>Spend nearly £200m ona new defence on FM
>Concede 5 (five against Madrid in my pre-season friendly)
>Real Madrid win 5-4

Seventh Seal. Absolutely love it.

Nah it was the entire world vs Germany lad and it was close
Jews have done a number on your mind

By the way, Las Malvinas belongs to Argentina and thats an objective fact. Just because you planted your people there two centuries ago then removed the real population doesnt make it yours

Al Capone gave the people what they wanted

Take him to disneyland mate he'd love it

alri obvious kraut tourist

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When nips decided to pull a 'erl Harbor

im so fucked right now off loads of drink lads
how are you all doing i love you all x

Nah just being honest

not with a yank

did the man kick the ball

Is this the lad who asked if he should have more than 4 pints because he has work tomorrow?

Not that I'm aware of. I believe there are private ceremonies at war graves for living relatives but I've never heard of anyone going. Nothing public and definitely not on the scale of what it is in the UK, which in my opinion has gotten a little out of hand.

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walking down the streets of london, god my commute is so aesthetic, jealous northerners?

would love to own a genuine ancient egyptian sculpture or engraving

i would knock out this irish poster twat

the americans arrived at the end and started with the pacific ffs
Napoléon faced worse and did more
Hitler was drug addict mong

this could easily be any major western city

Is the Truman show worth watching?

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Yeah pretty tops

The french flag, and the cars should have been enough for your to realise this was Paris you absolute retard

London is 70% white, 95% in the centre

Doubt it you repugnant amoeba

gave birth to a psycho trauma, that's how much of a classic it is

Great gif

wow fuckin hell detective, work that one out by yourself?