/brit/

why are they taking pictures?
never seen a monkey before?

why wont she message me back

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How rude

imagine how butt ugly your gf was if she was a virgin when you started dating her

You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy homophobe

she doesn't like you

where's the poster who likes to discuss British culture

Lord Mogg? Which class is Pakis in?

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I've carried /brit/ for years
t. archaeologylad

Aha I'm actually not in Munnar. Only a few hours away from it though

cars should be banned

moni and homealone

Got some meatballs that said 'use by' 11th December but their colour is perfectly fine and they'e been refrigerated.

Shall I go for it?

Not Tonight Santa is lowkey an elite Christmas song

40 year old virgin is a funny scifi film

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Schizo because arguing with him is the funniest shit

For me it's Lachlan because he has transcended this general. He has transformed this board. One of the greatest personalities of the internet, in fact

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do they smell?

are they sticky?

unironically homealone in 7 years (well except that in the film the guy loses his virginity)

all cars or only petrol/diesel cars?

>Phantom typist forgotten about already

Where are the originals

if they're unopened... yes they're fine
if they've been opened... give them a smell first

is it worth it at all? just bin them

this
just convert every road into high speed railway

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ITSSSSSSSSSS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

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i'm a mentally ill 30 year old virgin
here's some music
youtu.be/S6RuHIK4aqM

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Eat them raw. Its the last thing the bacteria will expect.

I would, but then I'm a wild eyed rebel.

Seriously assuming it's beef or pork and has consistently been kept cool you're probably grand.

she's strong!

narrow it down to 5 for the straw poll

my votes are to dave, lachlan, schizoleaf, moni, and sicily
honorable mentions to melvin and homealone

>do the unthinkable
>no sex
>for 40 days and 40 nights
lmao honestly it's so far beyond parody

*floors screamer piped Focus ST outside your gaff at 2am*

>sitting waiting for a bus with the gf
>two chav cunts staring at us and making comments

?

eventually, all cars

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In pedestrianised areas

Thoughts on youth in Asia?
youtube.com/watch?v=lTaZ4b6l6II

love are jeff tbqh

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I'm the girl in work poster that got married and I think I deserve at least an honourable mention

should be cooking and cleaning instead of wasting her time with this useless nonsense

>Eat them raw. Its the last thing the bacteria will expect.
grinned at this

loooool cuck

oof

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can't ever imagine donating money to somebody playing video games on expensive hardware in a cushy house
if the starving ugandans aren't getting my money, what makes you think you have a better chance?

They already are, that's why they're pedestrianised

even if cars were gone, horses would still be bad for the enviro.

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Our boy alan for me

not sticky, smell just like meat, nothing potent or nasty though.

Look like brand new desu

Chinkspammer mentioned

Hold eye contact and look like a psycho

god united were awful, they're getting so JUSTed this season

>didn't make the cut
:(

horsies are cute

wish i was a brit personality

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dunno

maybe you're fine?

never had to deal with spoiled beef, only chicken

irish pikey chav gypsy

oxford bender is the only good poster in that list

guns and muscles, what every man wants in a woman

Unironically increasing my steak intake just to fuck off greenies.

Glad i'm not on there to be fair

honk of poo though

have wanked to this many times before, that outfit is pure peng. imagine just casually wealking around the park in this like cut up leotard lol

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my meaty balls are defo expired after last night

Cuck cuck cuck
Learn to drive

youtube.com/watch?v=cOrEna2a7f8

remember this epic meme from last year lads

if you want people to notice you on /brit/ you have to be severely mentally ill and deranged and post so god damned much that you manage to annoy everyone

you know just because you didn't post your face along with your shitty post we still know that it's you behind it right?

i live in London, having a car is financial suicide

Where is Chinalad?
Haven't seen him in a while but the last posts I saw from him he was saying he was super depressed so I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself

bit like you

hate to say it but 190 should be in that list
and emmayank

I'm not henry

:(

If you are over 16 years of age and a virgin or over 17 years of age and unable to drive, kill yourself. Real people need those organs.

my dad is a civnat cuck boomer

*gives the girl at work user an honourable mention*

don’t have a car or a license because you don’t need one in london

who the fuck is chinalad, we are already scraping the barrel with some of the "nominees" as is. everyfucking "personality" can't be on the list.

might invent an iconic gimmick

dad smoked all my weed again

>living in london
big oof

I cycle to work

where in london

>advocating eugenics
GCHQ will enjoy this post