/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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my peepee feels like peeing

youtu.be/EhdxYsSZ9Rw?t=170

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thats not interesting at all if im being perfectly honest with you, aesthetically pleasing sure

SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE ALREADY

youtu.be/uMzC3RpYHGg
Remember buying those lake rage candy bars

wonder how many people in this threads first pokemon game wasn't red/blue

evens and i buy marijuana

THIS HAIRSTYLE EXISTED BEFORE FEUDAL JAPAN GIVING FREAKS LIKE ME ERECTION SO

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is 0 even or odd?

I've never seen an American Indian and I hear they look like Mexicans. Is that true?

There’s 4 goddamn /cum/s in the catalogue and that’s assuming none of you grog brains made another and spelled it wrong

there we go that is more interesting, thank you for teaching me something

its one out of then that you get a 0 so i would say its kinda odd

My first Pokemon game was red
Leaf green* the remake

>first game was red
>didn't understand English
>got stuck in the part where the guard dude wanted a lemonade

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i even didn't watch that show.

ill make a 5th if you want because FUCK JANNY

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>pokemon
i really hope non of you really did this...

Mine was gold because it came out right when I got my first game boy

>redlets

pathetic

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Reposting this from last thread
Russia can’t compete with the burgers, it’s all smoke and mirrors. The real threat is China like I said before, the Russians have a shrinking population, an economy in the toilet, soaring AIDS rates, rising infertility and they’re boxed in by NATO. What’s left of their empire is going to collapse AGAIN in the next 15 years

Sweet mother of bitches

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Urkel

stop posting this, please

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they should be crushed

Heh
No!

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The last great rock band was The Killers

I just feel bad for them, they went from a SUPERPOWER to a backwater shithole that can barely hold itself together and has to bribe the chechens with gibs to prevent them from chimping out again

paramore

I've never played a single pokemon game.

Fuck you, Sven. You have no authority over this bitch! Beat it!

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WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with her face?

they are vermin and should be annihilated before they infect other countries

their final destruction should be celebrated worldwide

What's wrong with your penis, Sven~

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Its not small! i-im just nervous and i cant g-get it up!

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But Chinese are bad soldiers as fuck and they don't want fight with america. Russians think they are invincible warriors and america is only one reason they can't take world hegemony.
Also their economy is pretty strong, coz you can live without iphones but you can't live without oil for example, it would be end of civilization.

tell me something cute about you

Russia is a bigger priority then China ever will be. Russia’s second largest party is the communist party with Putin being a former KGB agent. We can immediately beat down Russia before they try to restore the Soviet Union, once that happens China will be our bigger priority. Or they can collapse which is a big probability since their “communism with Chinese characteristics” is built only on their economy

I cant speak to most women

how to destroy russia?

talking to girls is easy if you aren't trying to get laid

if im not trying to get laid why would i talk to women?

God boomers are actually retarded, the communist party is TINY, it’s only second to Putin’s party because all other parties are even SMALLER, it’s filled with old Russian boomers who wish they still ruled half the world. Russia is the sick man of Europe of this century

w-why do i get a sharp pain in my bellybutton when i take a deep inhale

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Russia is not a threat at all and Trump has already pushed the first domino over that will lead to the collapse of China

fugged two girls on Friday last week, going to fuck two more on Monday and Wednesday, going on a date tuesday, how do you guys have this much trouble with girls?

You sure that thing's a cock stocking

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no how at the moment.

>before they try to restore the Soviet Union
Which will never happen you retard
Russia is a nonthreat, China is our biggest priority.
China's economy is set to overtake ours, and they are only strengthening their position in the South China Sea.

That's called a hernia RIP IN PIECE

>we're up by 20
wtf

could also be gas, unless it's a regular thing then it is probably what the other user said

Literally my wife irl

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God I hope the Nets make the playoffs

c-can she call me a good boy?

>cowgirls genuinely thought they had a chance of a deep playoff run
>get shutout by the clots

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Sure, if you give her some moolah and a cupcake.

oh please god no
i've eaten a lot food but i haven't pooped in a few days
i don't feel like i need to poop, though

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>china doesn’t want to fight the usa
They already are cold war style with cyber warfare and soft power

>China's economy is set to overtake ours, and they are only strengthening their position in the South China Sea.

And what? In what way do it threat America?

I'm talking about Hawks @ Nets not Cowboys
and Colts

oh well its probably that then lol, eat more fiber, take some stool softener or something. I regularly have constipation and poop like 1/2 times a week, but it can be very dangerous.

It can stretch out your intestines and make it so bacteria will form in there which can be potentially deadly (not that this is probably what you have but its a risk)

maybe next year

They're threatening the mutt empires global hegemony
We also have many allies in the pacific

This is the position I want to bang my dream girl.

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Eating sushi, drinking beer, and watching sports
Comfy Sunday

literally lost my virginity in that position
lasted about a minute and a half

One of those things isn't manly

most boring thing about weekend /cum/ is that 50% of posts are about sports

Don't care
Shut the fuck up

>sushi

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>basketball
gross
>nets
oh you're a nets poster thats okay then sorry move along

God I want to look up at her looking down at me

That fucking hair and her cute tits, I wouldn't last ten seconds

It's the best, but you want to mix it up and plow her like a man (behind, you on top) at least 50% of the time so she knows you're a many and not a lazy cunt. Her on top is the best position, for her and you (cuz you don't have to do anything), but women are stupid and need to be reminded of your virility.

Also, never date a cuntlet for whom doggy/missionary is painful.
>t. 30 boomer

Just got back from sushi myself

>so she knows you're a man***

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My favorite sex pose is spooning pose. Its very cozy and intimate while also being intense

Her name?

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Chads do not belong in cum leave immediately

If you´ve had sex, leave... NOW!

anybody from wisconsin here?

cunt

God i hope not

urkel is from there
meet up with him