Wait, if French people and Germans are genetically the same people (Frankish) then why are their cultures so different?

Wait, if French people and Germans are genetically the same people (Frankish) then why are their cultures so different?

French people are way more relaxed, dumber, lazier, meanwhile we Germans are hard working and stoic.

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We are not the same genetically, germans are wh*te and we aren't.

Low quality bait.

>French people
don't exist, they decided there's no such thing as a native of their country and every peoples that decide to live there are just as valid.

This
Latin and PROUD

This is the power of education in the firs world.

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We wuz OG Franks n shiet.

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Can we rangeban brazil?

It seems like they feel the need to voice their low IQ monkey opinions when nobody asked nor wanted their input.
Monkeyzillians belong in cages

we wuz Merovingians, conquered Gaul n shiet

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>Can we rangeban brazil?

>It seems like they feel the need to voice their low IQ monkey opinions when nobody asked nor wanted their input.
Monkeyzillians belong in cage

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French are Romano-Celts with some Germanic admixture in the east
we are Germanics with some Celtic admixture in the south and some Slavic admixture in the east

HUEHUEHUHUE

BR? BR?

HUEHUEHUE OOGA BOOGA BOOGA

they're not
"""french""" people are celts and germans ruled over us

Anglos absolutely SEETHING

Based

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This is how us Franks single-handedly conquered Gaul and showed the world we are the legitimate successors of Rome (after Romans turned into Italians).

Watch closely.

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impressive huh? but there's more...

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have some (you)s friends

>Salian Franks conquering Ripuarian Franks

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>le american 'all white people are the same' outlook

made a bit of a dip here, but not to worry

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suddenly, bam! Pepin of Herstal saves the day

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and ourguy Charlemagne tops it off like this

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Ripuarians were kinda second rate in those early days, they prefered wandering along the Rhine shore watching us built villages and preparing for the conquest of Gaul first, and then just taddling along a bit.

Yeah but the image makes it seem like they were conquered by Salian Franks

true, and you are correct that this was not the case

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One is Catholic

yeah, Bavaria is the most affluent state in Germany

shame about the French though, that's what you get when your country falls in the clutches of jacobinism and freemasonry

The split this retarded inheritance law caused lead to this insane animosity between germans/french for a millenia.
We shouldve put all sl*vs angl*s and sh*talians in cages with our combined strength centuries ago.

True dat. btw There is a catholic prophecy that states that from the ancient line of Merovingians a new monarch will rise and reunite Europe Charlemagne-style again, this time permanently, and it will include all the lesser nations you mentioned.

It is said he will come after the third great war, after Europe has been ravaged by civil wars, revolution and mohammedans.

God meant for us Franks to be Europe's aristocracy.

If you look at the EU the similarities to the frankish empire are almost too much to be just coincedence