Culture Pals - /cp/

One week to Christmas edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

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qtcrawler:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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yay! 1st post!!

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>relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them
Have you been on Jow Forums recently?
t full-time lurker

So yea bros,I dont find myself joining isis anytime soon so whats some other ways to get a gf like this

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>message qt
>start talking
>she doesnt replies in 10 minutes
>finally replies
>ignore her forever
>repeat

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Le bump

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How often do you lads get banned? For me it's at least 3 days a week.
Janny is not a fan of my antics.

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Based frogposter,liberating us from the janny menace

Don't do anything this Christmas.
They deserve time with their families

Hahahahahaha

youtu.be/GfZPtkqXQIA

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what do you do to get banned ?

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Posted a picture of my shit and told janny to clean it up

based

fucking kek

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I had a dream last night that I was taking a chemistry take home exam and I had no idea what anything was about so I was freaking out but then I came in cp and Randy worked out the first problem for me, complete with pictures of the molecular orbital interactions. Just wanted to say thanks, Randy

based Randy

youtu.be/Idl-K8s1GYo

Good job R*ndy

:D

*cringes*

chemistry sounds shitty desu

Faggot

Don’t want to go to uni today

>Why do good girls like bad guys?
Well... The reason might shock you. But if you want to know more, leave your interpals nickname here

/randymarsh

Eish man.... You found me

>:D

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That's totally me hahaha

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What happens if we message girls asking if they have any friend available?

might be weird.

Why not just claim the Hungarian qt?

Isn't she a catfish tho?
Either way I feel like getting something out of /cp/ might be weird.
I've been asked whatsapp some times and it turned out to be crap.
The only good convos I had on IP was with a serb girl (real serb) and an Austrian girl. The serb came here saying "sorry, it was not meant to be" the mods deleted her IP
Both already ended interpals long time ago.

I'm just chilling on interpals nowadays. Don't message anyone and I've been talking with a person for 2 months.

Why not try Brazilian qts? What countries have the most portuboos?

>getting a girl that doesn't have gustavo seal of approval

lmaoing at your life

Who the fuck is greenray

Cuz she's not very qt.

Ye...and one of the burgers here smells like princess. :)

Why do 4channel girls(XY) think they are cool? They are probably worse than 4channel guys

Only time you know all about a 4channel girl's thoughts is when you're one of them. Makes me think.. :)

There's no countries that like portugal.
Luckily this girl that I'm talking is learning my portuguese language and exclusively writes to me in portuguese

I thought the Anglos liked you guys

How's no gf 2018 gone lads? Mine was a roaring success

Nah. I rarely get a view from them.
Also they're one of the ones that get more messages because >muh practicing english
Also arabs want to go to rich countries

Maybe you're just ugly R*ndy

I hate it too when they're underage. :f

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Better than being a dried up 23 year old roastie

Sweet
Also, I'm only 20 yo for a dried up roastie. :)

xd

I was just baiting you get your age so I can find your profile.
>w*"men"(XY)
>intelligent

I am 20 but sometimes I'm no longer allowed to change the pervious one I picked for a birth dare. :)

Didn’t she already post it?
Also maybe she outsmarted you and lied

>damage control
>she
>smart

>tfw not Turkish

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Everyone is average

Quoted wrong

Remember

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shouldn’t fat assed Brazilians be easy af for you?

Whore

They are. But I don't want them. Unless she's blonde or redhead

Who else hates coffee? :)

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Shitty architecture students

This was last thread. For the love of God, STOP.

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AaaHahHHhHHaaahahahahhahHHa

If only. :)

You study architecture?

Yeah whatever. I wasn't in that thread so I don't really care. :)

You may ignore me, friend! :)

No, cuz I'd make a really shitty one. :)

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How the fuck are these threads still alive, Interpals is a piece of shit nowadays

True. I guess that we just want to stay in touch

It is because of those who are pieces of shits nowadays, of course. :)

Or because half of the /cp/ posts are yours Randy...

Ffs koreaboos nowadays don't even reply to the kpop pasta, guess it's been overused

Is the Koreaboo/kpop bullshit phenomenon decreasing/peaked already?

No. There's 3 tugas.

Nope. Increasing

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I will never understand.Have they seen how those kpop guys looked before surgeries?

They don't care about that.

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Lol
Tfw 50 % of my fav penpals are Arabic. :)))

When will Gustavito be stopped?

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Oh god.....

He's getting new catchphrases

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Alhamdulillah

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:)

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Chad's jaw is confirmed weak

who else is sending their qt a Christmas present?

This Christmas I'm only gonna give food to people. They're qts, but not mine. :)

>turned my phone off three hours ago
>turn it back on now
>not a single message on any application

>50%
Considering you look like a tranny I guess you're getting messaged by Nafri and Randy, and because Randy is Randy your favorite is obviously the Maghrebi.

Saying this before or after texting me, dear snownigger? :)
I told you people I'm too young to know these names.

I haven't told this to anyone yet but last year I visited my qt in Belarus who had very rich parents and her father hated me.

They kept calling me a 'desperate creep' etc, and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam, because ''I belong on the other side of a screen at best''). It went OK but we don't talk now.

I guess they were rich because of oil so I had the last laugh heh

How did it go? Other than the dad hating you I mean.

I have a Hungarian titcow, why the fuck would I message some tranny with tits smaller than Randy?

In fact I think you shouldn't, farmer viking. Lmao

It's a pasta, teehee :^)

Gib Magyar milkies

Will sell Magyar milkies for 1 Georgian and 1 Khazar titcow.

Best I can do is an Italian and a couple titlets

How busty is the Italian?