>one chance at life
>not born in the first world
There's no quality of life in this shithole. God fucking hates me.
One chance at life
David Nelson
Lincoln Brooks
>one shot at life, really can't afford to fuck this one up
>born british
Mason Williams
Don’t worry, Canada sucks cock too.. best is middle of the road, not too poor but no quite first world
Andrew Phillips
Well, America is right next to you
Jeremiah Russell
at least you get to go beach everyday and play beach football with beautiful women and men
Eli Hill
no, i dont
Austin Rivera
You are lucky. Finalnd is the most boring country in the world.
Gavin Wright
Nicholas Smith
>he doesn't ryyb&narc
You got only yourself to blame
Gavin Flores
iktf
Joshua Thomas
But user, if you were born in the first world, chances are you wouldn't believe in god. Why god would place more people in places that doesn't believe in him?
Benjamin Hernandez
tfw you'll never be german
Nolan Morales
Don't even remind me.
Samuel Perez
>One shot at life
>Be born In Europe
>Be born In portugal(also known as the Slavic country that isn't Slavic)
Mason Bell
Do you think you're cursed?
Asher Williams
I want to kiss and suck on her bare fet.
Parker Cooper
Portuguese accenting sounds like Polish. Brazilian Portuguese doesn't for some reason>
Tyler Taylor
It looks delicious indeed. Very smooth and pale.
Liam Ward
>one chance at life
>born a girl
Nathan Powell
Life on easy mode, huh?
Charles Kelly
>All these faggots think they live in shitholes.
It sure cant be worth than here.
Jack Phillips
it becomes ultra hard mode when you're ugly tho
Eli Brown
who's this cutie, tho?
Daniel Taylor
As a ugly girl you lose prettygirl-privilege but overall its still easy mode. Youre a girl and people will be softer with you and go easier on you and hold themselves more often before yelling at you.
Landon Cruz
bumo
Jaxson Foster
Carter Rogers
>one chance at life
>born with small dick
im going to kill myself by 25
Isaiah Wood
How small?
Cooper Barnes
5 inches
Benjamin Jackson
kek, implying North Americans and Australians can't do it too.
Zachary Torres
>Brazilian Portuguese doesn't for some reason
We pronounce the vowels, in Portugal they skip vowels a lot so it sounds like those Slavic consonant clusterfucks.
Elijah Walker
Nathaniel Johnson
It is because Finland is full of finno ugric people. Russian North west finno ugric regions like Karelia, Arkhangelsk, Komi are the most boring regions here. Literally nothing happens here, even drunk bydlo is very hard to find. Slavic regions are much more interesting, you can beaten up by football fans or meet funny drunk bydlo
Xavier Bell
One chance at life, being born right next to the first world.
David Garcia
i want to kill myself
or move to another country that isnt a cold shithole