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Jerry Seinfeld edition

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Corbyn is one thick cunt

Alri

3rd for fuck Maghrebi and Khaleeji dogs

Fraiser Crane

>i-i'd like to table a no confidence motion in you please
>no

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jery get ipad

I don't mind losing my privacy as long as it keeps rorke at bay, he's a scourge to this country who must be defeated by any means necessary

fuck brexit

fair play the yanks getting the threads in

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what'll it be, lad?

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this Northerner on britfeel radio is pretty funny tbqh

how do i become a punk rock conservative?

We're all chasing the light, mate

comrades we must smash the system by giving it as much authoritarian power as possible so it can do our bidding

or else what?

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[...yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen.

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I want to use British slang but it's weird when everyone expects you to speak American dialect

I'm not two of those things.

Poley will NOT explain why he couldn't ask for a fork

quite a good sue

why does the chan do that thing where recaptcha becomes impossible until you delete cookies.

either get skip or next until I get verify but then every answer is wrong and it goes back to skip or next.

fixed now though.

Too much of a good thing IMPO

milk

>britfeel radio

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One TAAALLLLLLL glass of mommy’s milk

milk

jus b urself

Corbyn just isn't that smart

im about to go bed

*knock knock*
ya winnin son?

found the virgin

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Quitting the internet tomorrow for a year. All of my connections end tomorrow. Won't be posting on here for a whole year or using the internet at all for a full year, and then after that who knows.

Going to be fucking difficult I know but got to do it. Then mid next year I'm moving to my farmland permanently and living the simple life as an orange farmer. Extremely nervous but looking forward to it and trying to unplug slowly..

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loool

Reminder: if all the old people were murdered brexit wouldn't've happened

hello about to go bed

Poley gets very confused when there are two options

hmm yes
light
white light white heat was a good album
but i think i'll listen to loaded now
much better
thanks for inspiring a good album play user

fuck off, bender

i have had sex with 1 woman

this is the ideal phenotype desu

wank wank wank

this lass [helen barry i think] DOES have absolutely enormous chebs but think this particular image in editted in my professional opinion

danke

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helo niger

It's all fucked basically isn't it?

>no job prospects
>no marriage or family
>will never be able to afford own home
>stagnant economy
>hometown is being overrun by people from around the world
>UN wants to bring in even more migrants

And the media constantly writes articles about why young men are "dropping out of society"

Everything which was easily possible for young men of past generations has been taken from us. How we're not rioting in the streets is beyond me.

>wouldn't've

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Except the DUP confirmed they won't vote for it so it's doomed and it's a confidence vote in May only and thus non-binding but anyway

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it's part of his religion you racist

Don't forget, you're here forever

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The game was rigged from the start

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*notice pint glass is empty*
*feel anger begin to rise*

travel to california and join an off-grid farming commune then

A glass of Irish cream, love.

>coventry
ay up, weren't we the country that ended slavery in the western world?

That can't be legal

yeah sucks don't it?

*surges into the commons and beats Corbyn to death*
SHUT UP BLAD

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yanks on UC are always highly irritating

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Go travelling and look for greener pastures, lad. All you can do. We were fucked.
Nah, I'm not coming back I don't think. But going without the internet altogether when I've relied on it for so long is going to be fucking hell I know that much.

She is a rabid lefty and also looks quite fat (not thick but actually fat) in non-posed photos posted by her friends
But she does have nice chebs

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best of luck mate
if i never see you again, have a good life
think of me when you bite into your first orange

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any sophisti-pop man?

why do you know this. you're wasting your life mate

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Will it be kino?

You what? No confidence?! You fucking idiot, Jeremy! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You CRETIN! You're a FUCKHEAD! That's what you are! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!

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your bonuses are on substance abuse

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how do i find women to talk to

choomah island 3 is the only kino in 2019

not british culture

go on reddit

Dunno why HBO is claiming it as theirs, it airs on Channel 4 here 2 weeks earlier

fuck off Clarence

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I'm married so that's cool but all the other stuff like owning a home and raising a family just seem completely out of the question. Although it doesn't make sense how I can feel such hopelessness about it all yet Pajeet finds a way to buy multiple homes and have 20 kids

OKcupid

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almost as if DIFFERENT THINGS air on DIFFERENT CHANNELS in DIFFERENT COUNTRIES you DAFT PRICK

kiwiposter is the clarence of /brit/

>The Government will not grant time in Parliament for Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn's motion of no-confidence in Prime Minister Theresa May
STATE OF CORBYN STATE OF CORBYN STATE OF CORBYN STATE OF CORBYN

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Mick Jagger WILL die in 2019.

>Hollywood making all these retarded Politcal spinoffs that are mostly not based on reality
>People are going to take them as real facts and the actual facts are going to be lost in the void
CANNOT WAIT

190kg is Norton

christmas sorted

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holy cringe

Glory to mankind

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Misfits was such a cool concept but they managed to just fuck it up completely.