I want a Dutch girl

I don't have to leave my country to get a coalburner.

Same. I barely know anything about the Netherlands but I fantasize about living in a cozy cottage with a qt there

We have like 3% blacks in the country.

No they are this autistic

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sCyw2heE23c

>comparing us with g*rmans

I want a Dutch qt sniperfu to operate with

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is that porn

nothing compares to g*rman autists

what the fuck is that
no seriously what the actual fuck
how did you even get there

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A lot of them think it's not too late to jump on the Youtube hype train. Multiple girls from my highschool started vlogging and I'm 24 now.

The second best moment to start is today.

What are you talking about

Rate her current fuck bud

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what the ACTUAL FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=2YBedXfDCuE

looks like a fucking man
no wonder scouts usually go for slavs. Germanics are pig disgusting

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me too :(

lel bitch must be weird in bed

Like her?

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They actually avoid slavs.

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Hot, imagine fucking her in while she’s dressed as a Viking haha

>flag is red, white, and blue
>Orange colors
For... William of Orange?
Explain this Dutchbros, my burger brain doesn't understand.

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Because of tulips.

>our founding father is william of orange
>during our war with spain they turned the red of our flag into orange to show their allegiance
>then his dynasty were placeholders for our lack of a king until they became kings
>our national anthem is about william of orange
>our king is of the house of orange
>our national holiday is the Kings birthday
geeh, what would our national color be.

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So why isn't the flag officially orange?

There was one period where the house of orange wasn't in charge. A small period during our republican times. Then we were ruled by a guy who was called "de witt" which means the white (with an extra t)

He and his brother got lynched.

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She is swiss and in CA - give it a shot

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Those baltics were russian rape babby's since the 1500s
>Estonia
>Lithuania
>Latvia
>Slovakia
>Czech Republic
>Russia
>Poland
>half of US models are polish or russian
>Brazis most influential male model is Francisco Lachowski
>a majority of Instagram influencers are slav, and now Russians dominate the sponsors since all they know how to do is travel and pose and they're cheap adverising labor

You can just pick a random Christian Dior John Galleano Haute Couture list and see they're 80% slav

Karolina Kurkova, Anja Rubik, Coco Rocha (Ukrainian descent), Vlada Roslyakova, Sasha Pivovarova, Magdalena Frackowiak, Snejana Onopka, Olga Sherer, Kasia Struss, Maryna Linchuk, Jac Jagaciak, Constance Jablonski, Liu Wen, Karmen Pedaru, Michaela Kocianova

Literally slav- the occupation

No one knows. You will find plenty of bullshit reasons online, but the truth is no one knows. Our flag is just red white and blue. And it has always been the case. Except when it wasn't.

>tfw Louis XIV goofed by repeatedly antagonizing the Dutch

They were murdered because the parliament started having peace negotiations with the French. He was against it, but got blamed for it and called a traitor. And that's what we did with traitors.

Apparently the people also ate their livers.

The armed militia getting rid of our traitorous politicians.

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>De lijken werden vervolgens volledig ontkleed, ondersteboven opgehangen aan de wipgalg op het Groene Zoodje – Johan een sport hoger dan z'n broer – en opengereten. Tenen, vingers, duimen, oren, neuzen, lippen, tongen en handen werden afgesneden.[11] De lijken werden door enkele omstanders met vuisten geslagen. De ingewanden werden uit de lichamen gehaald en volgens ooggetuige en dichter-industrieel Joachim Oudaan deels door de omstanders opgegeten of aan honden te eten gegeven. Ook werden de lichamen gecastreerd. Een dode kat werd tussen de benen van Cornelis gelegd.[12] Verhoeff sneed inderdaad de harten uit de lichamen. Ze zijn nog jaren in potten met terpentijnolie tentoongesteld geweest.
damn, castrated, cut up, eaten, got a dead cat put on where your balls would be and beaten up
they really didnt fuck around back then

The reign of Louis XIV can basically be summed as France (a country rising rapidly in his early reign) exhausting herself fighting Dutch-led European coalitions, while simultaneously exhausting the Dutch to the point that they essentially lost their great power status while England/Britain profited and took advantage of both sides weakening to become the premier naval power. Louis XIV should have just came up with a better deal and partitioned the Spanish Netherlands with De Witt.

>cut open. Toes, fingers, thumbs, ears, noses lips, tongues were cut off. While being beaten up by bystanders. Organs removed from the bodies and eaten by bystanders and given to the dogs. Castrated.
lol

Damn, and I thought the French had the kinkiest fetishes!

Nah, the kinkiest fetish was reserved for the murderer of William of Orange.

>At his trial, Gérard was sentenced to be brutally – even by the standards of that time – killed. The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, his heart torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.[1]

>Gérard's torture was also very brutal. On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balthasar_Gérard

His head was also put on a spike and put in front of the house of the Prince.

At least they didnt waterboard him.