Jow Forums I have 20 grand to invest

Jow Forums I have 20 grand to invest.

What is a SAFE investment (aka not crypto bullshit)

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That's a dude

BTC and ETH pussy

If you are in your late teens or early twenties you should risk what you can afford to lose

Vanguard total stock market index fund

Now post more pics of girl

Invest in the EURO. It's a safe bet user

BTC, ETH, BCH are safe holds. Not going away any time soon.

Why are the slutty ones so damn pretty ?

Just can't believe some people when they say they're not worth it for the long run.

Put that money in bitmex. Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now.

Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.

Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?

Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you?

Didn’t you hear?

$5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!!

I’m writing a book on shorting.

Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!

I'm 29 I basically spent my twenties going through grad school and I just finished off my debt last year so I finally have some cash.

I would invest my cock in her ass if you know what I mean and my load all over her face if you catch my drift

Safe investment would be Amazon. Google. Microsoft. If you want to make big gains you need to take on big risk.

shes 14 you fucking pedophile

Buy bonds and enjoy your 0.05% interest rate you insufferable faggot

14 is legal in a lot of places in europe

She looks alright, not sure if she's good enough to be on Jow Forums though.

Wow islamophobic much?

What did user mean by this?

Gold or bitcorns. Buying stock after it's been heavily inflated by the money printer is not safe.

And my axe!

$NANO

I would dick her down and cum inside of her, and not feel a shred of guilt.

This, but it's more like 4-5%. People that say you can't get that think you are only talking about treasuries.

pennies

the ticker symbol IQ on the nasdaq is blowing the fuck up rn

WYS NOW, thank me later

REITs, especially those which will benefit from aging boomer population like long term care, senior living, etc.

See DOC, VTR, LTC (stock ticker, not litecoin), etc. Gain nice 5-10% dividends plus appreciation of assets. Basically the benefits of being a landlord without getting your hands dirty or getting locked into one property.

This is great advice.

I will fucking kill you

S&p 500 is safe. But you're going to have to keep it there and count on compounding interest for a very long time to get some actual big money.

All in GlaxoSmithKline

theres no fucking way dude

Those can be losers compared to berkshire or applel. Not horrid if you want something that's almost certainly safe. Lots of retards are running around thinking a recession is on the brink. OP has to weigh his options if he thinks a market correction is due.

Yes, invest in a union of bankrupt countries being flooded with nig nogs and mudslimes

Is it worth losing all your shit when she divorces you for a better man?

I just saw that girl on tinder, that's pretty creepy to use their pic

>SAFE investment
No such thing, that's why it's called investing. Best you can do is DIVERSIFIED investment so you're less likely get fucked from all angles at once. You could put it in a total bond fund plus a total stock fund and be pretty well diversified. Maybe add a sprinkle of REIT, gold, or crypto if you like them personally, but I wouldn't put more into those than I would bonds.

micron.
bullish as fuck and safe as fuck.
4x by eoy 2019

>JEW
>lowering the age of consent
Wtf praise Yahweh

Anyone gonna give a name or what?

Alburf Cubicle

DCR - it's the only coin that remains closest to its ATH. Most community driven coin as well, and is planning their own DEX to exchange with other coins

>Safe investment
Ok a bank, leave your money in it and gain 1% interest. That's literally the only option. Bitcoin for 50% gains tho.

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just buy the DIP bro, HOLD GANG HOLD GANG HOLD GANG

>safe investments

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is this bait?

Are you stupid?

Litecoin muh nigga. big money buying now. 3 months 2-5x your investment easily.

I want to caution against this but I agree

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