MENTAL EXERCISE FOR NON-AMERICANS WHO WANNA MOVE TO AMERICA:

MENTAL EXERCISE FOR NON-AMERICANS WHO WANNA MOVE TO AMERICA:

Let's say you were not born in the USA. Let's say, somehow, you make your way to the USA, illegally. Let's say you always dreamed to make millions and billions of dollars.

Being an illegal alien in the country, what would you do to start making money? How would you start to make your life to go in that direction? What exact steps would you take to ensure financial succcess?

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not an option.

ever seen Scarface OP?

>what would you do to start making money?
burgers

Im a ilegal living in california . I am working three jobs right now to help mi family .
I came to America two years ago

how do you find the jobs? I've been trying to find jobs in Illinois but every fucking store I've went to yet asks for social security or green card.

i'd promptly move out

also, is it easy to find under the table jobs in california compared to the rest of the country? would you suggest moving there?

bump

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>scout for the most immoral, cuttroath banking jew
>kidnap and rob him
>move somewhere nicer

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I'd go home to where I belong.

not an option for 2 years. You have to spend at least 2 years in the US.

Do not dumb here please

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I'd turn myself in and let Uncle Sam send me home. There's always a way to go back.

Can I get any serious answers please

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I am giving you serious answers. Turn yourself in. Do the right thing.

>get fit
>go to gay club
>go home with a chubby white
>rob them

My friend's mom is illegal, she just uses a fake social security, also you can always work under the table.

do it legally

fake social? they ask for a card bro i cant just say here's a made up number...

That's what I meant, a fake social security card. I don't know the details but I always assumed that it's the same process people use to get fake ID.

how tf do i get a fake social card man i don't know anybody :(

Just work under the table and get paid in cash. Go to Craigslist - Jobs - General Labor, get a manual labor job.

literally 0 jobs in my college town. I guess I need to move to Los Angeles. :/

literally go find a job nigger. What else is an illegal immigrant supposed to do?

how? i have some money from my parents but idk how to get a job without social

bump. i really need this guys :(

fucking kill yourself leech
post your address right now

im not leech i have money idiot and dont take anything from govt

but i need a job

go back home and get a job there you are taking our jobs away
ill report you to ice right now :^) dumb spic you dont belong here

This is actually the best solution so far. A lot of these men will be too ashamed/closeted to even tell the police so you can get away, just make sure to subtly disguise yourself and go to different clubs or people will start to recognize you and warn others. If you manage to find a rich guy don't rob him right away, try to get him to be your sugar daddy.

And when you aren't sucking cock just work in a restaurant or something.