MENTAL EXERCISE FOR NON-AMERICANS WHO WANNA MOVE TO AMERICA:
Let's say you were not born in the USA. Let's say, somehow, you make your way to the USA, illegally. Let's say you always dreamed to make millions and billions of dollars.
Being an illegal alien in the country, what would you do to start making money? How would you start to make your life to go in that direction? What exact steps would you take to ensure financial succcess?
I am giving you serious answers. Turn yourself in. Do the right thing.
Kevin White
>get fit >go to gay club >go home with a chubby white >rob them
Oliver Richardson
My friend's mom is illegal, she just uses a fake social security, also you can always work under the table.
Michael Williams
do it legally
Blake Gonzalez
fake social? they ask for a card bro i cant just say here's a made up number...
Andrew Lewis
That's what I meant, a fake social security card. I don't know the details but I always assumed that it's the same process people use to get fake ID.
Jace Garcia
how tf do i get a fake social card man i don't know anybody :(
Juan Carter
Just work under the table and get paid in cash. Go to Craigslist - Jobs - General Labor, get a manual labor job.
Aaron Howard
literally 0 jobs in my college town. I guess I need to move to Los Angeles. :/
Austin Torres
literally go find a job nigger. What else is an illegal immigrant supposed to do?
Ian Martin
how? i have some money from my parents but idk how to get a job without social
Ryder King
bump. i really need this guys :(
Jackson Flores
fucking kill yourself leech post your address right now
James Butler
im not leech i have money idiot and dont take anything from govt
but i need a job
Austin Jones
go back home and get a job there you are taking our jobs away ill report you to ice right now :^) dumb spic you dont belong here
Owen Scott
This is actually the best solution so far. A lot of these men will be too ashamed/closeted to even tell the police so you can get away, just make sure to subtly disguise yourself and go to different clubs or people will start to recognize you and warn others. If you manage to find a rich guy don't rob him right away, try to get him to be your sugar daddy.
And when you aren't sucking cock just work in a restaurant or something.