/brit/

how to give bomb DOME bro uhh duh
How to roll a fatty my dude woo we gettin lit
How to be a man bro check this ill drink a beer after slamming it into my own face
How to be sensitive and sweet like this by going feminism

why do people post their dick on Jow Forums?

I think Pretoria is the 2nd best city in South Africa because a lot of white people live there and Orania is the best because only white people are allowed to live there.

Going to eat healthy today

Thot patrol? Nigger, we on Thought Patrol now, my nigga.

OI M8 DIS NIGGA EATING BEANS FOR BREAKFAST

not going to eat healthy today, or any day

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Alexa order two McCain family size ham and pineapple pizzas, pronto.

Got your quinoa?

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Hunger
Black '47 (more vindictive than sad, though)
The Wind that Shakes the Barley

Know the first ten decimal places of Pi. I'm a savant, yes

Finna put my brain in a jar and call it my rasta brain

nowt beats a 'spoons large breakfast.
>1500cals of fried goodness

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My brain innah jah yah man rastafari

continuous learning and building job career are the best excuses for never having deal with women and never having to explain why to your parents. "he's been studying so hard, he doesn't have time".

the 33 year old virgin cope

i just accepted that i'll die alone and have been preparing myself for such

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>Being a failure with women
Just come out of the closet, it's much easier for you

I want to have my way sexually with Emma Watson.

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fuuuuck if you google emmett the first hit is bucks blog and all the pictures come up

he's never getting a job LOL

more people should blog about him
we should get moni to make a positive blog about him, that would really bury him

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>Dude I CANT get a girlfriend
>It's just not fair bro I'm destined to be a virgin for life
>NO I DONT WANT THAT ONE SHES NOT A VIRGIN INTELLECTUAL GAMER WHO HATES REDDIT AND IS BASICALLY ME BUT WITH A VAGINA SO NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH SHE HAS TO BE LIKE ME AND LIKE STUFF I LIKE LIKE IN THE MOVIES I SAW LIKE SOUL MATES DUDE LIKE SOUL MATS BRO LIKE WE MEET AND THEN WE KISS UNDER A SHOOTING STAR AND SHE MAKES A PACT WITH ME TO DELIVER HER VIRGINITY TO ME IN A GIFT WRAPPED BOX NEXT TO MY FAVOURITE ACTION FIGURE AND GAMES CONSOLE WITH MODDED SUPER MEMORY AND NO NO SHE CANT BE LIKE UGLY DUDE YES IM UGLY AND OUT OF SHAPE BUT SHE CANT BE BECAUSE I DESERVE BETTER BECAUSE IM AN INTROVERT

someone remind me of emmetts full name

Join in!
walkie-talkie.io/14.88

Emmett Patrick Garcin

would literally kill myself if I got doxxed

Stay positive Schizo lad, don't let the faggots get to you, unironically. Don't kill yourself otherwise you're a pussy

what blog

Imagine those bare butt cheeks resting on your face as she trumpets one out right up your nostrils. Heaven.

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is wolf whistling considered sexual harassment in the uk?

can't dox me niggers

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google it and see for yourself

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No

ppppfffffttfttffttfhfhhahhahHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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dave

has anyone ever contacted emmetts sister with a link to the blog

jesus fucking christ what an absolute retard
chances are that he is a bit fucked in the head and can live off of government support

yea churn that butter bitch

struggling to establish comms with her on social media

I want to kiss Emma Watson's beautiful lips.

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Me? Big fan of schizo in all honesty
He puts it all out there on the table. Sign of high test non slave morality

christ those desuarchive links
he really is mentally ill isn't he

>employer googles him
>first pic is him wearing a balaclava holding a piston in front of a confederate flag
LOL

Legit worried you guys are going to go too far with Emmett and he's going to go full Harris and Klebold on a mall somewhere or something.

really don't care what happens as long as he fucks off

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gpa went from 3.92 to 2.75 lads
rough semester

he literally brought it all upon himself
this

This, but unironically. All of my posts to and fro were SATIRE and meant as simple banter in-jokes with what I believed was a man playing a character.

Don't post this shit, don't do it

it's weird because for months on end he was just spamming weird stuff about some girl who dumped him or something and ignored all our replies, then he started getting all aggressive and responding to us

>Although i didn't see much of Jacob in recent years he was and always will be a good friend of mine. I have countless good memories of him in elementary school and afterwards when we would occasionally meet up and reminisce. Words will never explain or do justice to the sadness the family must feel. I grew up with Jacob and with his passing i feel as though a part of my child hood has passed with him. Rest in peace my friend you will always be missed.

the one in the cavs jersey has the gayest reaction by far

LOL just so bizarre

who the fuck is emmett

he also claims to have posted here for years but I only noticed his ramblings starting from a few months ago

maybe he just snapped one day

cats are shit and I've always been able to kill them without feeling anything

don't like the bacon and the eggs are always covered in fat. they're gross.

he gets very upset if you mention jacob, think they had a gay bonding experience

I think that's a straight up lie, he probably crawled here late last year from /cum/ like most of the yank urchins did

who the fuck is fucking emmett

You will get through this

youtube.com/watch?v=SHphNMELbi4

what's going on

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back to /cum/ dickhead

Schizoleaf buckstbh.wordpress.com/2018/12/07/emmett-patrick-garcin-emmett-garcin-maple-ridge-bc/

reverse the order and you're correct goy

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there's a lot of british lads like emmett in brit
acting hard but everyone knows they're nothing
the only read hardman in /brit/ is catyank. i honestly wouldn't fuck with him

Miss Schizos random posts where he doesn't even quote anyone

>a-america f-first
OH NO NO NO

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i don't respect jews

preferred when you posted your bumhole if im being honest

you are the lowest test beta mong in here
reckon poleaboo could beat you up

the pen is mightier than the sword and so on

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would smash up any yank in a fist fight
i have mma experience and real scrap experience of bouncing heads off concrete
yanks cant fight they can only shoot and shit their pants in walmart

hurr she a muslim though so gawd bless israelica

It's literally illegal to boycott Israel on Texas

when i get hit in the face i actually like it
when a yank gets hit in the face he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and shoots you in the chest

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>Israeli pilot to IDF war room: This is an American ship. Do you still want us to attack?
>IDF war room to Israeli pilot: Yes, follow orders.
>Israeli pilot to IDF war room: But sir, it’s an American ship - I can see the flag!
>IDF war room to Israeli pilot: Never mind; hit it.

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wet dream is to pulverise a stereotypical yank face until it resembles wet clay

how does this make you feel

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this is why the empire collapsed

lol id just grab my pistol faggot

I'd like to kill you