Apply for a job

>apply for a job
>In this assessment you will be presented with 20-30 question-
>close page because i'm not a cuck

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fucking based

>apply for hunreds of jobs
>no replys aside from "marketing" scams

>apply at a recruitment/temp agency
>they tell me they'll get back to me but they dont

JUST

>apply for job
>please do this 2 hour long assessment text so we MIGHT pick you
>close tab and bomb them with negative reviews on all social network sites

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>apply for a job
>They make me upload my resume but make me put in all its details into their website
>Also have to answer 5 questions with paragraphs
>They put a personality test in as well
>Also one of those 10 question iq test things for pattern recognition
>2 days later get an automated reply saying they really liked my application but they founs somebody else
Every(20) fucking time

Imagine if they had a system when they needed somebody to do a job and then they trained you for the job and then you did the job

>apply for a job
>In this assessment you will be presented with 20-30 question
>get the job

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>apply for job
>go to interview
>take exam
>go to second interview
>get job

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>Apply for job
>Gets outcompete by foreigners
>Get into the military

just

>apply for job
>have phone interview where I easily answer everything
>"hey can you come to the next stage of interviews, it's a group interview that takes 3 hours btw"
>go to group interview
>group is almost all incompetent looking people or ones that are obviously going to end up as diversity hires
>know that I did well in everything and easily play out any roleplays and fake getting along with everybody for group activities
>get call the next day
>"sorry user we just had so many high quality applicants that we can't offer you the role"
>ask the woman for feedback so I can know what to do different next time
>woman proceeds to say the interviewers didn't have a bad thing to say about me and then just repeats the same BS about high quality applicants

Fuck diversity hiring, and fuck you Suncorp

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you should be grateful they even called you back tbf

lol I was suppose to go to suncorp interview and didn't.

>have chance to apply for job
>don't because i'm not a cuck

how rich r u

>They ask you to submit a resume
>Resumesubmited.js
>They then make you answer questions, all of which are answers in the resume itself.

>>apply for a job
ahahahahahahaha

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>apply for amazon warehouse
>they make me play shitty tetris games to assess my ability

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>He applies for a job
My familiy run a business and I haven't applied for any company at all

>get grade A job offers
>can't take them because uni didn't give me degree
My life was meant to enshrine NEETdom
Can't imagine wagecucking now

>job doesn't just let you send resume but makes you fill out an application
Dropped. It's a win win. If I get the job I'll have a job and income. If I don't get the job I'll get to be a neet longer with mumsey

>graduate uni
>promise everyone I'll get a job
>it's been 4 months
>wear a cape and run around killing niggers at night instead

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Being a HR worker is the most ridicolous job ever. It's basically talking shit all day long and expect applicants to play along your shittalking.