What's up with Denmark? They seem to be historically relevant and very unrelevant at the same time

What's up with Denmark? They seem to be historically relevant and very unrelevant at the same time.

What is their secret?

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They're relevant in the sense that they pop up in other countries history. (As losers ofc)

Are they pale like Brits? Or are they swarthy like Germans?

Fuck Finnish is such a gross language

I'll headbutt you in your ribs if you insult him again

Go back to Helsinki, Pekka.

the only place head will be going is to that Finnish boy's cock if you threaten my Canadian friend again.

My name is Runkka Barnilainen and I'm from Haparanda.

Are you threatening me? Is this a joust about to go down? Because I'm ready just so you know.
I'll make maple and corn syrup out of you two.

fuck sw*den

get the FUCK out of my country.

Wanna fire, Niggerborg faggot?

i'm scanian (celtic)

Well that makes you half lesbian and ginger. Get out of my country.

Bloody hell, you "people" are pathetic

how dare you (you) me you filthy foreigner?

Their hot girls are shipped all over the world as escorts. This girl is an escort here in LA - sheck out the comment by skylar_maximillian - a pimp out of Miami/NYC.

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based. fuck France too.

When did Georgia succeed from burgerland? Wtf

Secede*
Gonna kms now, bye

Larping as anglos with their shitty eskimo colny Greenland while being nothing more than a nordic german hat... It's a cursed spawning point in this sense! They should have been landlocked to not become like this!

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Could someone please answer this?

swarthy like germans.

Danish boys are cuter than Swedes and that's a fact

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When have they even been relevant?

Pale. Fat. Drunk. Dotted with birthmarks, red from the sun, fat from eating nothing but flæskesvær.

nigga we used to own sweden, norway, iceland, the east of england, the northernmost part of germany.. all up until the 1800s Denmark was regarded internationally as one of the great powers. now not so much. it all ended with the british bombardment of copenhagen (which forced denmark in to bankruptcy) and its subsequent capture of our fleet (which was our greatest military asset). after that, Denmark prioritized culture and sciences.

you're welcome

WE

You guys are giving conflicting answers. Are Danes naturally swarthy or pale?

Pale on the surface, swarthy anglos at the core.

Literally as Sweden it's easy mode to get away from Kalmar Union (Danes don't have manpower) and later united all Nordics

t. eu4fag

What do you mean Anglos are swarthy? Heaps of English descendants are in New Zealand, along with Scots and Irish, and they are pale. Maybe the lower-class Anglos too poor to buy a boat ticket were swarthy?

look at russel brand. you wouldn't call him swarthy?

Colonizing the world, not making a living within one's own borders is pretty swarthy...

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this

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'ate em, simple as

In the olden days

Do people actually feel happy after watching something like that?

I think his kind is very rare. I live in a nation mostly populated by the descendants of the British Isles and most of them are pale.

I'm talking about ethnic Brits, not the immigrants. Like if I ask you if Swedes are swarthy, I'm asking about ethnic Swedes, not Somali migrants.

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>france

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Sounds more japanese than finnish

It was ethnic brits who went to India, to China. Just like THEY are going around now... That's not how a proud and balanced person behaves, like a gypsy on a global scale...

lmao that's what you get for pilfering all of our pretty women

i'm inclined to agree with you, the empire was a mistake and was nothing but a precedent for the entire world to move here and turn us into a third world shithole, same as france.

That was London, ENGLAND... Here is the French clip, also they containing a restless and swarthy personality and now suffers the consequenses.

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>north macedonia

UGA BUGAR

it went over your head, huh?

Nothing wrong with being alpha explorers and settlers in remote exotic lands. I'm glad my ancestors settled New Zealand rather than stay in the British Isles, which eventually decayed into its current form.

New first world nations such as New Zealand, Australia and Canada were created though. One lost, three gained, a net positive.

imagine being a teacher in some inner Paris school

You are right, of course. I have no idea why we got involved in shitholes like India and Pakistan and Nigeria, though.

If I was the British Empire of old, I would have ignored the overpopulated and stinking hot Asia, Near East and Africa in favour of focusing on the Americas, Oceania and Australia.

Of course Australia and the Americas have hot regions, but they weren't over-populated like those in the old world.

Cringe

why can't we all just be friends
here have a peace prize denmark

Imagine living in Luton

Pale. There are of course outliers

>What is their secret?
LEGO bricks

T-tak uwu

Kööpenhamina :D

Bare hyggelig!
Skulle heller likt å ha sett fredsprisen gå til en danske foran en fiende av den kinesiske stat.
Liu Xiaobo fortjente bedre enn et kinesisk korstog mot Norge fåvæ

The way it's pronounced sounds nearly identical to how danes say kobenhavn

koenhaun?

I’m danish
AMA

how u doin mang

>danmark
>fred
välj ett alternativ

hatvatjat

t. LARPing as vikings
>inb4 muh varangians
RURIK WAS FINNISH

How come you're so based compared to your gay neighbours up north and no-fun neighbours down south? Serious question.

أنا بخير

alcohol

حسنا. آمل أن يكون الله معك.

and weed

Ayre fik

subhumans t.b.h.s.m.h.

soccer fans. ofcourse theyre not white.

hva så

هل انت مسلم أنا فقط أقوم بعمل ممتع للأميركيين

لا. نفس هنا. أنا أبيض مثل الثلج.

>If it isn't obvious

What did he mean by that?

luv denmark!

BASED

no, the faroes and greenland are not norwegian anymore
no, jämtland and härjedalen are not norwegian anymore
no, skåne isn't danish anymore
no, finland isn't swedish anymore
no, none of us deserve any of it
yes, you will give me (you)s

(you)

>no, skåne isn't danish anymore
this. we're independant.

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