/brit/

I'll veto your vote

And last night I even had girls slapping my arse and going "alright HANDSOME/sexy/PRETTY boy"

was alright like

Posting here in discount /cric/ until I am unbanned from /sp/ again

>Birmingham
Fuck me pink. Would have never suspected that

alanah garcin still hasnt accepted my follow request on instagram

Hex fingered my supple pillowy soft arsehole in a nightclub toilet stall

victimless crime

Looks like a lady

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Got a hand shandy off of Bajo in the Queen Street Mall Hungry Jack's basement dining area once

Julia Zemiro cornered me in Victoria's Basement and gave me a backwards handjob until I spaffed on the Jamie Oliver pan collection display

Business idea : Blacked but with Travellers instead of Blacks and the name of it is called Gypseed

So what do you lads think of using my good looks to get drinks

Think its based tb h

First week of Christmas break and I can already feel the existential dread setting in
Glad I was put on anti depressants last week haha

inceldom welcomes you!

ahnime

Had so many people telling me I'm good looking last night, mostly girls too btw

Might become a model

on a trip to london emmett and jacob sucked eachother off in a spoons disabled toilets
pass it on

Oh yeah. What a coincidence. I work for a modelling agency. Maybe you'd fit the part of an upcoming project. Mind posting a picture of yourself?

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here

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I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

If the thread gets a bit busier I will

My Aunt (not by blood thank Christ) has had cancer SIX TIMES due to her genetics, fucking hell

He's a big guy

5:42 AM
still haven't slept

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Been coming to /brit/ less and less, your brain turns to mush here

What she doesn't know is, we're not from the council
And there is no new tiling

absolutely disgusting creature

*diana ross's 'my old piano' plays*
Ah yes lads
*Walks outside to the cold winter air rushing past my bare chest; the gusts play with my open robe*
Ah ... Yes ...

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What did he mean by this?

sue

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based

Anyone ever have a feeling of being watched that is so strong that it makes you unable to relax or sleep

fuckin hell sicily get your act together

This one gets a yikes from me

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No, I've never had that feeling, Steven.

turt?

Piss off Schizo

Piss off Nigger

Hello Louis

nice one

remember this injustice, this grave injustice, inflicted upon myself

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Wish I wasn't ugly so I could use tinder

god she'd be perfect if she had a willy and wasn't named imogen

probably there are only ~100 sues and the file names are just a ruse

teach me your ways turt

I am not ugly and I don't use it cause I don't really need too

I meet plenty of girls from Uni and on nights out that are interested. Besides my ex gf put me off it anyway cause she didnt use it either thought it was cringe

>I am not ugly and I don't use it cause I don't really need too
>I meet plenty of girls from Uni and on nights out that are interested.

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>In compliance with distance-selling regulations, it is necessary for us to confirm the age of customers who purchase age-restricted items such as alcohol or knives from us. A photo ID such as a driver's license or passport with your photo, name and birth date is required.
Fucks sake, I just wanted to quickly buy some fancy booze for Christmas. Now I have to waste my time taking and uploading pics to these twats.

Lmao
Last night I had girls telling me I was attractive and I was necking on with them mate
Even had a gay lad neck on with me just so he could buy me drinks cause I had no money
I'd feel bad about it but girls do it all the time innit

great use of jay

This is Ed you cretinous arthropod

I will take my recognition when it's deserved and I won't repeat myself

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Post your profile Ed

>egalitarians
Yeah no

is Ed short for Ned
can I call you Ned

youtube.com/watch?v=UGyilDOwZuc

Sure man

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I deserve a girlfriend
Give me your pussy NOW

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''ed'' is a poor imitation of the ed of ages past

youtube.com/watch?v=H0e5eiiHzmc

good bio. mind showing your profile picture?

american english actually originates in scotand . it was subterfuge against the english

Yeah sure bro I'll post my picture

Sike
*Pushes your frail french body into the thick, orange Australian mud*

of course. of course i want you to paint me.

ed is a shit-head

wacky

>bad boy
>"i go to university"

hmmmm, think i'm missing something here

just sucked a niggers cock

able to fit both hands on your willy?

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literally everyone can do this

what if you only have one hand?

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>think I'm missing something here

Yeah a friend you loser
*Lights a match off your forehead and lights up my cigarette with it*

I can't

.

oh no

I know what ' is but what's .

Ed i sent you a snapchat 11 weeks ago and you've yet to open it. Reason?

Just about to leave for work and feel a demonic force stir deep in my bowels

Uh oh

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Yeah uhmmmm okayyy

*goes off and talks to someone else*

How would you do it if your willy was 4 inches exactly? What are you on about?

My willy pokes out even with both hands on

I don't use it anymore just message me on FB whoever this is

sorry allow me to rephrase
literally everyone who's normal can do this

Because only faggots use snapchat

small feminine hands

nah just got an 8-inch cock x

Time for McDonald's breakfast. The best way to start your day. I'm lovin' it.

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Okay then i wont ever snapchat you again