Crypto is so boring lately - anyone taken up side hustles?

Crypto is so boring lately - anyone taken up side hustles?
I was thinking, there are a lot of perverts on the internet who have no chances of making it with girls, so they buy used panties on leddit and such things. What if I got some women to milk themselves, willingly and for a pay of course, and I could sell that milk for profit? Surely there are people that would buy it, and it's not exactly illegal - you can always just claim it's for babies whose mothers can't breastfeed themselves.
Does anyone have any experience with this? Am I going to make it?

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Why not just cut the women out and just buy and repackage milk, Billy Bob in his mom's basement doesn't know the fucking difference.

You can tell the difference, just like you can tell the difference between goat milk, cow milk etc..
Plus, maybe you could provide pics/videos of the act for a larger price(everything consensual and legal)

u gonna need a lot of women to make this shit pay good

would buy myself tho

You'd get caught and go to prison. You can't fuck with food you're selling to people.

i will unironically be your first customer if you start a tit farm. i'm sure there are plenty of sick fucks like me out there that want to order pure tit milk online

thanks just bought 100k

Ok, Billy Bob figures is out. You think he's reporting you to the FDA and filling out a formal complaint?

He's trying to sell to perverts not moms with a lactating problem. Also "*for entertainment purposes only." Size 2 font. Boom no prison

just market it as non consumable for legal issues

Bro just search "breast milk for sale" it's already available from a lot of women

yeah but they're all from fat cows, i want milk from primo titties which is what OP was alluding to

he obviously meant using animal milk and packaging it as woman

human milk tastes different from store-bought cow milk. Yes, I tried when my wife was pregnant. The decreased fat content in store-bought milk is a giveaway. While cow and human milk are very similar in fat content and nutrients, the milk you get from a cow that hasn't been pregnant in ages is way to lean compared to that of a woman with a 1 month old infant. If you want to cut the women out of the mix, you could probably fake it with that special kind of cow milk you get from a cow that has given birth recently.

Source:
>Father of 3
>Grew up on a farm that primarily produced milk and cows

but how would you organise such a thing?

>Actshuallyyyy
Ok, so you're a fucking weirdo. Good job.

how does pure cow milk taste? ill be ordering my titty milk 100% raw and untreated in any way and i'm assuming it will taste similarly to raw cow milk, but better obviously

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This. Be easier to sell the panties. Once you start selling a food product theres a lot of compliance you gotta do.

It would be easy, you just move to a SEA shithole and pay those poor ricenigger hoes pennies, while marketing the milk on internet as coming from hot thots thus costing hundreds per liter.

post ur wifes milkers pls

for research n shit.

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why don't you just buy some panties, rub fish on them and sell them as used

You all really overestimate the amount of fucks given by the government over some low rent trash like this idea. As long as he is selling it to pervs and not as a meal replacement to babies he is 100% fine

So many things wrong with that idea. Would seriously harm the child, in many different ways, both physically and mentally, but maybe that's why you wrote that? Because you're a jew and you want to harm Whites in any and all ways?

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HES NOT ACTUALLY SELLING IT TO MOTHERS FOR THEIR BABIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST READ THE GODDAMN POST HE IS SELLING TO FAGGOTS LIKE YOU TO DRINK AND JERK OFF TO

exactly

you hardly have plausible deniability. nobody buys a slice of pizza for entertainment purposes only

I am farm hopping until the next bull run; I will either be filthy rich or a humble farmer

that kid is one lucky son of a bitch and it doesn't even know it

why didn't I think of this before? you are a genius OP for once you're not even a faggot

cuz wearing panties while trading crypto is patrician, and throwing away recently soiled panties is sacrilege

was going to reply this but I was too busy researching milkie drop shipping techniques

Let's crunch some numbers in true Jow Forumsraeli fashion.

The price for this stuff hovers between €30 - €60 a liter and the average woman can produce between 0.9 - 1.2 liters a day. That means the optimal milking setup could net you €2160 a month or €25920 a year. I bet you could easily double or triple those prices if the woman attached to the milk was attractive and thus a fetish object in her own right but these numbers are purely based on bulk raw milk.

If we assume you set up your shop in Bulgaria to benefit from the cheapest cost of living that can be had in Europe, coupled with the reasonably attractive nature of slavs when compared to la creaturas, niggers and chinks you be set back around €1000 a month for a food and housing setup that could easily fit 5 producing women and have yourself living like a king (if you want to live with them, that is)

This leaves you with a net income of €117.600 a year, or 568.650 stinky linkies at current exchange rates. If one or more of your girls is exceedingly hot or has a special admirer, you can probably double or triple that total; giving you a million linkies a year on top of a harem of 5 dependent hucows to do with as you please every single night.

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It's illegal to sell human fluids over the internet without a permit to do so.

They are pregnant you mong.. what do you expect?

Sometimes I really wish I was a girl. I’d just sell my dirty panties to fuckheads. Fucking joke how easy it is to make money if you have a pussy. Thanks mom!!!!!