MENTAL EXERCISE FOR NON-AMERICANS WHO WANNA MOVE TO AMERICA:
Let's say you were not born in the USA. Let's say, somehow, you make your way to the USA, illegally. Let's say you always dreamed to make millions and billions of dollars.
Being an illegal alien in the country, what would you do to start making money? How would you start to make your life to go in that direction? What exact steps would you take to ensure financial succcess?
Kate Bush cover band
Nice try Rogelio Contreras. You have to go back.
Buy a motor. Buy some tools. Buy a cheap trailer. Work. I'd be based around murphy village as to not raise suspicion
Normal ppl wont even try to cross the border illegally bcuz they know how shitty consequences will be
Raise a son who will be a legal citizen and then he'll become a billionaire for me. Easy peasy
[spoiler]I would never go to another country illegally[/spoiler]
Just sell drugs lmao.
Worst case scenario you get deported
Bond up with the dark boys and get into the drug business. Also why would I move to a worse country than russia (sic!), let alone doing so illegally?
already in USA idiot.
not an option for 2 years
no i wanna make money for me
work? how would u find work? every place needs a social security card
how the fuck would u find drugs to sell? also too risky considering your immigration status. first time u get caught u get deported
Go door to door offering my landscaping and home improvement services. Don't need a social security number for that.
>Just sell drugs lmao
>Worst case scenario you get deported
Nah, u will be in dirty prison for this
>Really believing that crossing the border is good idea
Would first find other brazilians, talk to them, see how they do it and eventually walk with my own legs
You can find plenty of illegal work in the USA
>Being an illegal alien in the country, what would you do to start making money?
contact with local Jose's cartel™ and sell drugs
they only take other spanish people. im not spanish person.
OP is a filthy immigrant alien. American prison would be a luxury for him. Unless he sells drugs in shitholes like Texas where he’ll get executed.
Illegals will never make a lot of money legally. Sell drugs and do crime, that way you'll get deported quicker.
Or he’ll get too big and leave anyways.
well i need $10k to start my online business... that's my main goal right now
I would contact the finnish embassy and get back to home. No need to be illegally in america
You can get 10k easily by selling drugs
I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DRUGS IN THE FIRST PLACE
Strange, usually people of your demographic would be well aware of where to purchase drugs.
Do what I said you stupid fuck. Buy a fucking high pressure cleaner, some tarmac sealant and some roof sealant. Print out some leaflets with a website and local phone number and go around offering to clean and seal roofs and driveways. Jesus christ.
Then you're fucked buddy.
Also, you cant have a business in America as an illegal, they'll rape you, jail you and send you back with your ass bleeding.
But user, he already said he doesn’t have starting capital
>drug business
>implies it's all about selling drugs
Kinda sad, I thought americans were more knowledgeable on the subject
Jesus
He already said he was illegal, hes not american
The Jow Forums dick-sucking scheme
i get $1500 from my family every month but $1000 goes into rent/utilities
i have 0 contacts in the drug world and i have never smoked weed
Bro don’t forget the Americans will steal the business he worked his bone to build.
For an illegal alien, you’re a real shitty one. Others of your kind are well making it dealing drugs in one way or another, and fucking bimbos and you’re living in a condition worse than a welfare baby.
I kinda missed the part when we went from a "mental exercise" quiz to directly solving OP's problems.
Nobody cares about you, faggot. Go get shot at.
That's not true though
not everything is like a movie idiot
>Let's say, somehow, you make your way to the USA, illegally. Let's say you always dreamed to make millions and billions of dollars.
lets not, never had this stupid obsession about unreasonable wealth
>the Jews are fabricating stereotypes against me
You would think that they would stop if the idea was too far fetched.
bump. plz help.
also i'm indian(forehead red dot type) so not like i have connections with mexican drug dealers or some shit