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>Jalfrezi
Dunno what that is. Get the fuck out of my restaurant

spoiler that hog

did the fat brit poster die he was my favorite

chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and nine poppadoms

his blood is on the governments hands

3 blinichkis with a jug of compot, brat

what goes around comes around

>tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/254921258
>36p

>tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/294007923
>£4

HOW does the government allow this to happen? The supermarket cartel are allowed to profit off the suffering of the nation, how are we supposed to resist?

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bourbons are lush pal
you must’ve fried your taste buds with some inferior biccies

which one

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look at this cat

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What is this, a dinner for ants??

>prawn
Does this look like a seafood restaurant? No food for you! Next!

mad how the universe was created ex nihilo

how the hell do scientists know all this? seems so made up

look at this bonb

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Icke was right

Its 3 in the afternoon

she looks like an anime character

Visiting my gran in palliative care lads. She's asleep right now

says who?

yank nonce

alri bossman can I get 10 grams of amber leaf and some blue rizla

A Balti Gosht Hydrabady, a mixed vegetable dansak, 2 naans and a portion of chips please, boss. Oh yeah... throw in a few bhajiis and 3 lamb samosas, thanks. It's alright that I brought my own lager, right?

Disgusting creature

12yo chinese boy
absolute noncecase you are

>Indian flag
>doesn’t know what a jalfrezi is

Turn off your vpn

Thats enough chicken for five+ meals, you can get a whole chicken for £3 which will go even further.

Do not pretend you're a fat cunt because of things like this.

shes atleast 26
you obvs dont know ur asians

i love her

dont age well, asians

shut up deano

Never seen a jalfrezi when visiting India, could be a British invention desu

She's so pretty god I hope she doesn't fuck niggers

For me, it's peshwari. The best naan.

fuck off paedophile

FOUR naans, Jeremy?? That's insane.

my state's top three pasttimes are country music, whiskey, and voting straight ticket Republican

am unironically a paki you lot come up with your own weird names for shit we/indians don't have

>jalfrezi is a curry dish originating in the Indian subcontinent and popular throughout the region and beyond.

Nope

going to die if i don't get a paki gf

oh cool, remember when anyone asked?

yea I'll have a large butter chicken and double cheese naan

*thumbs nose at u*

>VPN
Alri schizo?
You guys call it by different names. A lot of the stuff you guys eat sound foreign to me until I Google them. I googled this and I know I've had it but idk what it's called. I'm really bad with food names

Will she pull through?

Chicken Karahi boss, Apna style

*enters your stolovaya*

What’s that you said darling?

>...in Calcutta where it is believed the first jalfrezi curries were made. Servants to the British elite were made up primarily of a Buddhist tribe from what is now Bangladesh called the Mogs.
Mogged

Need one of these placed upon me bollocks

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it's a british invention you sperg

Hahaha right?

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Blue rizla? Haha you fucking bender

For me, it's Kashmiri dum aloo

I’ll give you a hand mate, it’s called jalfrezi

what?
yeah lamb biryani and a couple samosas and bhajis

what’s your other hand called?

taking ideas from the third world and turning into actually decent things with proper names is pretty much our thing
Japan only has katsu curry because we invented curry powder out of Indian spices

Lol I'm not in master chef, fuck off

Remember the samosa dance lads? That was a great gimmick

are you lads racist in front of your gf?
does she mind?
is she racist?

one extra mild chicken tikka and one rice please boss man

*sends paycheck*

COBRAAAAAAAAA

cooking a chinese curry tonight

matey who thought a samosa was a cocktail because he saw Del Boy order one at a bar haha

Called my ex gf a nigger a few times she didnt seem to mind. She wasnt black tho

No! Itsnot nice! Not for me! ‘cause I can guarantee someone, probably Stacey, will have ordered the Korma. Am I wrong? Mick, am I wrong? Exactly! And in my book, a Korma is pointless; its futile; I won’t touch it. But I can guarantee you Pete’s already eyeing up my bhunas, am I wrong? Pete? Have you thought about my bhunas? They're my bhunas! If you want a bhuna, order a bhuna! That’s why I’ve ordered two bhunas

based

not true
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Only against the French. But she’s Spanish and hating the French is universal so it’s fine

Imagine being so rich you don't even need a toilet, just have a room with a beautiful women in it who opens her mouth wide and sucks the poos out your bum and washes your rear afterwards.

Oh how the other half live.

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the uk is the least racist country in the world

yes to all three
she'll say the N word in casual conversation and criticise Trump for being racist when he's on the news

Soft lad. If I was a 50 year old non-english speaking unregistered pakistanti chef I would refuse to make this order.

she looks like a fucking cartoon character wtf

Contrary to Rorke's opinion, A good Korma is great

unironically agree

>extra mild chicken tikka
*opens a pack of pre-cooked tesco chicken slices and squirts some tomato puree on them*
that'll be £8.95

the app has a chin and eye filter so she doesn't look like that IRL

rorke loves all curry cause it gives him a fun excuse to poo in his nappy

is your gf an american rapper?

Hey russki which part of russia you from

Also 10 shashliks, a bowl of okroshka (extra smetana), a glass of kvass and some lliposhkas
Na zdorovie

indian food only became nice when Britain started making curries

Yeah, justify it by saying I'm racist towards all races

Large cod and chips twice please, mate. Oh and chuck in some scraps yeah? Ah fuck it, I'll have a battered sausage and a can of dandelion and burdoch too. Fucks sake, couple of pickled eggs too.

>Scraps

Shan't