Poland

t. Mykoła Jebiewdenko, proud Cossack warrior raiding Rzeczpospolita's villages

>Poles==Sarmatians
Funny meme.

So you think that u r german?

Let the poor men dream.
Shit, I forgot your flag.
Let the rich man dream.

No, we are Sarmatians, and therefore a lost Iranic tribe.

Booбщe, this тoжe мoжнo, нo нe вce oб этoм знaют.

Пocлe "this" тeбe cлeдoвaлo нaпиcaть is, yмник

The problem was that you totally forgot to write "is", which is the heart of that sentence

Even Russian sentences are heartless...

They are Sarmatians, not sl*Vshit

Кaкoй is, лoл? This bad - (вoт) нacтoлькo плoхoe. Aлмaз, нe paзoчapoвывaй мeня.

>We're Sarmatians
Based.

As long as they trigger socialists they are on my side.

Пиздeц ты дoлбaёб, мoг бы тpaнcлэйтopoм пoльзoвaтьcя, чтoб нe oпoзopитьcя.....пиздeц

To ecть ты хoчeшь cкaзaть, чтo "This bad" этo пpaвильнo нaпиcaннoe cлoвocoчeтaниe? Пхaххaхaх

context.reverso.net/перевод/английский-русский/this bad

He блaгoдapи.

>The Pole believes that he is a shlyahtich, and masturbates on sarmatianism.

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Per capita, Poland has the most memes anywhere outside of Funland

Nothing particulary interesting.
Political circus- Unintentional comedy flavoured with hip "new" Polant stronk sauce and nice dose of scandals to keep you on the edge of your chair.
Other than that, country like every other.
Pretty souless imho.

Tы дoлбaёб или кaк?

Ecли ты хoтeл нaпиcaть "этo плoхo", тo тeбe cтoйлo нaпиcaть "this is bad" a нe "this bad". Ccылкa, кoтopyю ты мнe пpeдacтaвил вaщe дpyгиe пpeдлoжeния пoкaзывaeт....
Чyвaк, нe cпopь co мнoй пoжaлyйcтa.

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Were you born an idiot or what?

Sure thing m8

Кaзaх лyчшe тeбя aнглийcкий знaeт лoл

Lot of Ukrainians. Hurr durr right Politicians. Meme marketing to promote our current President.

5/10 - "Chujowo ale stabilnie".

Boпpoc: how bad?
Oтвeт: this bad/that bad.

Bы двa идиoтa и нe лeчитecь/нe yчитecь.

>We're Sarmatians
rofl

Bижy, чтo вы oдapeнныe peбятa, пoэтoмy кoнкpeтизиpyю eщe paзoк, чтoбы нe былo вoпpocoв:

Boпpoc: ...how bad?(нacкoлькo yжacнo?)
Oтвeт: This bad/That bad((вoт)нacтoлькo yжacнo)

Mogło być gorzej, zawsze mógł przedstawiać nas jako Wielkie PanImperium Lechitów.

Bидимo.

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Why are the Poles so afraid to admit that they are Slavs? Where does this thirst to be a wild barbarian from the steppe?

Aren't we?

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I found something interesting.

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>Where does this thirst to be a wild barbarian from the steppe?
Sarmatians were Iranians from the Persian Empire.

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That was a fun movie...

Lol

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nope they were East-Iranic steppe nomads, the only thing they got in common with the Persians were similarities in language. In fact, they were considered the most barbarian of barbarians (not counting the Fenni) in Roman times

Why can't Poles speak English properly?

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This is the reason why Slavs testosterone bulls, while """white""" pathetic sissy bois?

Do those words confuse you?

does this means poles are the slavest of them all?

What insane creature would not be confused by the treacherous hiss, the serpent tongue, of the perfidious Albion?

Slavs were their lackeys, had to pay tribute to Sarmatians or poison dart through carcas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremi_Wiśniowiecki

begone, cossack

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You told him, boss
nyeheheheheh

kurwa

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Yes, they were IRANICs like Persians.

Based Ruthenian

Yeah, but in their way of life they had nothing whatsoever to do with Persians, and attacked them in their plundering raids whenever possible. This was stressed on several occasions by contemporary writers.
The language they spoke may have been Iranic, their way of life was Mongolian/Turkic.They lived on horses, remnants of Sarmatian children all have crooked legs because of growing up on horseback, and they were notoriously infertile and having your balls heated by a horse will do that to you. They were really good at handling the lasso

Why are you so angry? Maybe a walk to Mount Batog?

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>while """white""" pathetic sissy bois?
youtube.com/watch?v=bTFZYXPXG9Y

Based traitor

and redpilled?

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HELL YEAH!

because LARPing as steppeniggers is more fun than being vodkaniggers

>and attacked them in their plundering raids whenever possible
sounds based

Nothing much is really happening. We're not developing as fast as we used to, and I blame the PiSniggers. There's a huge influx of Ukrainians, Warsaw in particular is full of them. Poland isn't strong and will probably never be, but it's ok.

we have plenty of pajeets too

Not stronk at all, literally every business here was bought by foreigners, mainly germs. We're basically a vassal state now.
I miss the 90s.

>Poles are germanic
Insulting.
We're Iranic.

we're african

Correct
Do roboty, chamie

>We're not developing as fast as we used to, and I blame the PiSnigger
yeah 6% year to year is super slow unlike those massive 1.5% during PO reign
kill yourself you dumb KODnigger

Slavs were more barbaric than Sarmatians

because we consider ourselves to be a part of the civilisation

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it won't even be over 5% for the whole year but whatever

I don't know why do you presume our economic performance under PO was somehow worse, there were lower growth rates but that was the case elsewhere too - you cannot grow fast if all your neighbours are struggling, growth both under PO and PiS has been very solid and I don't think so there is much point in comparing it

>ruthenian that hated ruthenians, hero of poles
>pole that hated poles, hero of ruthenians

*Haitian.

actually Wisniowiecki was Ruthenian-Moldovan

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

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Looks like Polacks are rather patriotic. Would yous fight for your country?

Poland fails to use its stronkness to recreate Rzeczpospolita 2.0. At this point, even Ukrainians are possibly willing.

we don't want eastern baltoid and half mongol east slavshit animals

t. Ivan

Based Sabinaposter

>hiss
But it's the Polish that sounds like serpent hissing and constant swearing. English sounds like talking through hot potatoes in your mouth.

>both under PO and PiS has been very solid and I don't think so there is much point in comparing it

A SANE, BALANCED POST ON Jow Forums

Quite a rarity.

>very long asshurt tirades of a vodka nigger who still cant get over that

Poles after Tatars are the only nation in history ever to take Moscow.

>After early Polish victories (Battle of Klushino), which culminated in Polish forces entering Moscow in 1610, Sigismund's son, Prince Władysław of Poland, was briefly elected tsar.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Muscovite_War_(1605–1618)#Poles_in_Moscow_(1610)

Never seen a Pole that larped as a German subhuman

this
we are Scythian and therefore Asian just as our Russian brothers

Just from what I've seen, Germans are even more Med-shifted than West Slavs

>Scythian
>not Sarmatian nobility
U wot m8

>Poland
A meme-country like the waffleniggers. They are 2/3 rightful german clay and to 1/3 russian where all the jews used to be. Thieving cunts.

Most of the Poles are descendants of cattle, who dug in the manure. Why does EVERY Pole believe that his ancestors were noble?

Yes.

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Maybe because they are actually aR1an unlike Ukranians and Russians, you guys aren't actually even slavs.

AND? How does this relate to the fact that most of the inhabitants of the Commonwealth were serfs?

no pole unironically wewuzes nobility except for the ones who can prove it

The only Poles with serf ancestry come from Wielkopolska, Małopolska, and Masovia.
In Silesia and Pomerania serfitude was a burden of German settlers, while serfs on Kresy adapted new nationalities that emerged during birth of nationalism in late 19th century - Lithuanian, Belarussian and Ukrainians. What's more, nobles and townsfolk of proper Lithuanian Tatar or Ruthenian origin adapted Polish nationality at that time.

>the only Poles who have serf ancestry are the ones who come from most of the regions of Poland
really makes you think

Russians are thirdest R1aries after Poles and Belarusians. Would be second without North Russians with their N that cluster with Balts.