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What did mummy mean by this?

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!!!corrr blomin eck! looks like som'en out the lord of the bloomin ring!!

The wife.

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bristol is a poor man's cardiff

remember when jannies got the word from hiro to delete new generals before 500

>Just goes to show testoterone is genetically predetermined and based on diet more than anything.

real headscratcher

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enjoy those kidney stones

imagine actually writing that

why is brown nosing so common niw

mindblowing
how does it not cave in

determined to fit into this dress by june

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cheers bro but its worth it for that nice fizzy cool taste

the number of fit gym girls dating layabout energy drink addicted guys is too damn high

what the fuck is with all this fear mongering bullshit? do they really think we'll just instantly become like mad max

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Go morleys and get 1 chicken thigh, one chicken steak burger and 4 spicy wings

Strip the meat off the thigh onto the burger.

>do effectively nothing for 2 years
>bring in the army 3 months before the deadline
what DID she mean by this

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>paying attention to the news
retard

OI BOSSMAN

lmao yeah

wonder if her fanny changed shape in that time

he really should be sacked by the bbc

>testoterone

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who's the better looking of the 2 and why

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can tell he is gay just from a screenshort of 1 single tweet lmao

are they going to flee to New Zealand and restart the UK there?

Rorke retard

prolly
imagine the smell (and loose skin)

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are you a energy drinking, jogging bottoms wearing, xbox playing goon too with a fit gf too?

Did Linecuck swallow a thesaurus?
*tips*

right

>tfw you will never live in the mad max universe

just never thought about it really

might not be loose skin but plenty of stretch marks. puts me off more 2bh

why is this photo illegal

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what the fuck is this shit? are things really that bad?

Just spent £3000 of my YouTube money on scratch cards lol

man just likes his adjectives and adverbs

A bit yeah but i dress well and play a bit of fifa now and then but mostly I just post here and smoke fags. My girlfriend doesnt seem to mind I do things with her, shag her and take her out. She doesnt seem to mind

I live in absolute fear

>Go McDonalds get some chips
>Go subway get a melted cheese sub
>Stick the chips in the sub
You now have a cheesy chip sandwich

Good for them. Hate the way fat people look.

chebs

benes?

what do you think now

cardiff isnt real

no

you don't win friends with salad

Never actually quit a job, only ever worked
x-month contracts and was laid off twice.

subway is trash

.tumblr

>nose ring

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nahhh im at uni mate and she's 3 years older than me mate shes a bit like my mum sometimes i think thats what she gets off on honestly

doug

Might go to bed early tonight. Just not feeling it.

shes 14 in that picture

whats wrong with a nose ring

why is this photo illegal

so is macdonalds
i think he forgot his tubby wojack

Rah cant be arsed with this brexit shit

Just lowe it off ffs

phwoar
want her to beat me up

GTA IV best GTA
only zoomer cucks disagree
youtu.be/jhcquu4qPAk

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Raglan is the superior sleeve choice, bitches.

Prove me wrong.

delet this mate

why do we post here

automatically brings your value down to that off a homeless skank

okay thanks

kino

then you're relationship isn't what I'm on about.

having an older gf is grim.

already done 140 reps on me bar bell going to keep going up until about 8ish and then go gym at 9:30

im not a nonce but why is that illegal

what about middle class girls that have nose rings to look alternative or w.e

personally not a fan but would like to hear what u think on the matter

just to suffer?

just to suffer

hello actual retard

Fundamentally wrong

Ben Shapiro DEMOLISHES Palestinian hospital with FACTS and HELLFIRE MISSILES

Staying in the office until 8pm tonight then off until the 2nd week of Jan.
Going to just play video games on my phone.

art hoes?

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what u on about its great mate she cooks me food and looks after me

>new zealand legalizing recreational cannabis in 2020
holy based unironically applying for a visa asap

Wish I could be a YouTuber but I don't have anything to make a video about and I'm generally very cynical and negative as a person

fuck off

alri porkey

it encourages the seualisation of underage people who can't make the right decisions at such a young age

You mean art hoes? Nah. Not a fan.

It's only a referendum
But I wouldn't be surprised if it did pass

thinking of incorporating a karakul hat into my wardrobe