What did you ungrateful fucks get your parents for Christmas?

what did you ungrateful fucks get your parents for Christmas?

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>he talks to his parents
lmao

dad: winter hat & scarf set from tommy hilfiger
mom: 2008 bordeaux cabernet sauvignon

must suck not being able to talk them or call them up for advice

nice! I got mum an overpriced scarf

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Dad: nothing, he's probably flying to who knows where
Mom: Plasma lighter

He was probably thrown out at the tender age of 30 and thus too bitter to keep contact.

Ummm I moved out when I was 16
Don't want to talk to them and they have no good advice to give

nothing. i havent seen my dad in a decade and my mom is a violent alcoholic.

no, I understand some people don't have good relationship with their parents.

yeah I paid almost $100 for the Tommy set
I could get exactly the same copy from local Vietnamese merchant for $5

Mom: socks and Starbucks card

Dad: Boomer as fuck metal signs for the garage saying things like “Dad’s garage,” “Dads hot rod shop”

yeah I went way over board, I got her a Burberry scarf. seems stupid, but she deserves it honestly. should've went with a cheaper alternative. I hope she likes it at least, it should last her a lifetime.

>Dad: Boomer as fuck metal signs for the garage saying things like “Dad’s garage,” “Dads hot rod shop”
you just know he's gonna tap those signs with his finger if someone interrupts him in the garage

God, I want to literally fuck the shit out of her ass

>buying gifts to boomers

The same thing they got me for Christmas. Nothing.
Christmas is a fucking joke and i can't wait until it fucks off and stops being a thing.

Mum: ear rings

Dad: dash cam

>350 quid for a fucking scarf
wtf

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I don't celebrate christmas
t. muslim

I got my dad a high end Blu-Ray/streaming/DVD/CD home theater system. For my mom I got her a hand made leather purse.

I never really got her a gift. I wanted it be special and for it to be a thank you for raising my dumbass.

>t. muslim
that's redundant, we can already see your flag on Jow Forums

Ugly shoes and outfit

that's ok friend. you may leave the thread now.

Got them a two night stay in the Welsh countryside

Same
t. Hindu

But I did get free gibs from the local Santa.. he was handing out Lindt chocolates

Awww this so sweet.

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A dvd for my mom and a wishes postcard for my dad

Why didn’t you buy her a big black dildo? Atleast she could enjoy herself for the rest of the year.. the fuck is a scarf gonna do? Won’t even be useful after March

She can use it next winter and the winter after that and the winter after that one, maybe not the winter after that but definitely the winter after that

Same as every year since I am 13, flowers on their grave.

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oh shit december 18 already.
what a stressful reminder, screw you.

why didn't you. literally no difference?

wtf?? seriously? what happened?

His parents died when he was 13

giving counterfeits as a gift seems like a very bad taste, I'd feel bad about myself
also I have a good job so $100 is not a big of a deal

>killed off his annoying parents

Based

thank you, now post bobs

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There you go burgeranon.

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Nothing

Probably will just write em a card or something lol

Fuck em

>they don't integrate and partake in fun stuff
We celebrate Christmas
>t. Sikhs

Now post bussy or at least your butt in underwear

>s*khs

Of course always ready to please the wh*te man

Sad. Do you know him?

No, one from me, one from you, you fucker!

Yeah, they committed suicide because of how gay he is :(

I don't celebrate Christmas with gifts. We had Sinterklaas.

ok no, that's pushing it.

Pleeeeeeeeease

Car accident. On day I was coming home from school with my little sister and we waited for them to come home. It wasn't until 9 or so that our uncle barged in to tell us what happened and take us to the hospital.
Since then I regularly take some flowers to where they lie now.

What car were they driving?

Also did your mom look cute

Fuck off mutt.

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horrible :( sorry to hear that user :~(

degenerate

I didnt come to Jow Forums for feels. I hope you are doing ok user.

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It always feel the darkest before dawn. Darkness is there only to make light shine only brighter. The sadness I have is only equal to the love I had for them.

Just give them a call to say you love them.

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yh did you see how they worked with the british to subjugate india?

>tfw 30th birthday is coming up and you don't get along with your father
how fucked am I?

Requiescant in pace, user. Try to have a merry christmas nonetheless, although I'm sure it will be very hard.

Football paraphernalia because they aren't interesting people.

I wish you the best of luck, live a happy life, is what they would have wanted.

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nothing because im poor college student

Yeah I know, scots and irish slaves were also used as canon fodder to fight Indian kingdoms and capture smaller states while english officers mostly worked as administrators lel

I mean they are dead anyway

Mom: Vacation to Italy
Dad: has been dead for 5 years

Mom
>new desk to her study
Dad
>he's been dead for 14 years so nothing :(

I got my parents both the new Apple Watch so they can walk more

I never buy anyone anything for Christmas
it's supposed to be a celebration of Christ, not a celebration of consumerism. so during Christmas I just fast and pray for the salvation of the souls of those close to me

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Kidha
We decorate our houses here more than the gore