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Valentina edition

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>that trump tinted skin
janny was right to delete the last one

napped during work today

your dead kid

What's up with the weird tranny style makeup?

gross

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test

based cat

reminder that felix is also transgender

pewdiepie is straight dummy

what do you do for work?

oh no no no

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SEND ME YOUR LOCATION

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forgot i was playing thronebreaker before my exam
might have to get back to that, because i love warrior queens

eating a poo teen ama

let him have his delusional "headcanon"

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nth for 14 more days until year of the arthoe gf

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post kots

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@98948832
A subhuman who also hates anime commenting on the gender of characters who's shows he's never watched is the equivalent of digital blackface

where'd you get it?

a local cafeteria diner

Drew a self portrait, thoughts?

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kill me pete

now i'm hungry

Aaaaaa

>he looked for more pics
looks like someone's a bundle of sticks here

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freedom of speech is bad
we need to kill people with the wrong opinions since they cant be reasoned with

same
Hungry for cock

tejas

interesting thought

it's a tranny

In an enlightened country this comment would automatically give you a ministry position

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what do you think of alien (movie) and aliens?

Gross.

why are trannies so bad at makeup? it's so fucking cringe

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i don't get it. what's bad about it?

>alien (movie)
not a fan

>aliens
ayyyyyyyyy

hm
i was thinking macaroni and cheese

they pile on make up because they think it helps them get away with it, a lot of ugly and fat women are starting to do this style of make up now too

Just bought an iphone, so I won't be able to use Jow Forums anymore
Goodbye /cum/
Love, Urkel

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gl in life

why wouldn't you be able to use Jow Forums from an iphone?

why won't you be able to use Jow Forums anymore?

Urkel is still my favorite poster

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I guess everyone would be so disgusted by the clownfaced freak in front of them that they'd look away asap.

unironically a good plan.

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hol up my source with felix ae wrong, the thing im referring to its just one parragraph on a spin off novel, i was lied

never mind

No Jow Forums app on the app store and I really don't like Jow Forums's mobile layout

>people confusing drag queens with trans woman again
what else is new

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>phoneposting

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haha wat a stupid idiot, or course you were wrong we already told u that lmao

Anyone else hate having people over? I wouldn't consider myself that autistic, I'm perfectly normal when it comes to social interactions but when a friend comes over everything they do annoys me to no end and I just want them out of my house as soon as possible.

I just like having my alone time, is all.

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I don't know anyone to have over

yes

same but with my room

how do i make a friend /cum/?

keep in mind i haven't had a real friend since middle school and cant hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes

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It's fun to post on /cum/ while your out

went to the store and spent 42 dollars and then came home and did some cleaning
was literally shaking when i got home from the store from being around so many n*rmies

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>using the stock appstore
There's multiple ways to download a Jow Forums app dummy

Went to the mall at 8am this morning and only saw a single person because the rest of the mall didn't open to til 9am

where do you live? i'll be your fren

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Ehhhh
But like, do I really want to continue posting on Jow Forums? Think I'll quit and better my life

where did you go in the mall that was open
i should go to west edmonton mall lmao its full of fuckin foreigners and tourists and shit

i hate politicians, rich people, attractive people and famous people

do you like rpdr

i live in a small town no ones heard of

i also have no hobbies or interests besides shitposting and vidya

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>do I really want to continue posting on Jow Forums?
>implying there's anything better to do

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>i also have no hobbies or interests besides shitposting and vidya
based af

ive never seen it, i dont even know what its about

im interested tho

you don't need hobbies to make frens necessarily, what province do you live in?

wow we have so much in common

add me on steam:
steamcommunity.com/id/URANUS2

if you have a working uk proxy and netflix, all 10 seasons are available there

for some reason netflix mx has only two and they're dubbed (who the fuck thinks of dubbing a show like this?)

Was going to take a nap then I realized there's maintenance in less than 2 hours so I'll wait to avoid waking up during it

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people are trash. im happy having no friends
Jow Forums is as social as i want to get

BC

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lol
nah i dont have netflix

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>friends 78

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same, looks like i can be your fren after all, what town?

Just relized a girl will never bully me into submission and then fall in love with me and slowly stop bullying me and slowly start acting like my dominant gf

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Jow Forums is my only social interaction, hate normalfags and my best friend went away so all I have is shitposting

well, i think it might be aired on vh1 here (it used to be) but i'm not sure

interior BC

tell me your town first fren

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i'm in greater vancouver but i go to the interior occasionally

You're a bit of an odd character buddy.

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i live in a place called cranbrook, bretty far from there

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Interior BC is pretty neat. Always amazes me how much larger the rocky mountains get like a mere 100miles north.

i dont have cable either

i might see it when i get netflix

oh yeah that is, i won't be that far out until next year for hunting season, interior bc is nice though, is there any work in cranbrook?

how come?

no, unless your looking for some fast food slavery

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>not streaming or torrenting
Ale pls

Rate me /cum/

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>我想成为一名中国人
Why is Urkel so obsessed with china instead of japan?

cute! Add me on steam~

i dont like torrenting series, too much work

so what keeps the town alive?

>too much work

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I really want to have kids

same, but the idea is rough without a skillset and stable source of income

enjoy you bitcoin miner IDIOT

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