/brit/

I remember yesterday you were telling people in here your video game idea because you’ve got no friends in real life who will listen in real life

Why are you here bro? Go make real friends and quit spamming “nigger” over and over

so heres my understanding of all the brit personalities so far:
schizoleaf/ emmett garcin -fat, unemployed, hates his sister, is a white nationalist, neo nazi, overly aggressive
sicily/Charlie Malaponte- fat, unemployed, posts interracial pornography, loves video games particularly Nintendo switch
moni/ribena- transgender or transvestite, convicted sexual predator, pissed in a flatmates ribena, keeps trying to do /brit/ meetups, writes a blog
melvin- an australian who earns the ire of other posters
josie- another Australian/new Zealander possibly female
homealoneeveryfridaynight- as the name suggests he doesn't have any friends to go out with on friday night
190cm- is constantly posting about his pet rock, posts on /sp/ regularly
south african- is vehemently pro Israel, could possibly be JIDF, always posting provocative things
mikey the pikey- an irish traveler, is roman catholic
oxford bender- used to post more frequently, allegedly has HIV
Please tell me if i missed any

>I spam from the phone while I use a VPN on my PC
>and it all revolves around schizo
state of your virginity
state of your obsession

having sex with the so called gf when she told me to tell the lads on /brit/

haha love her lads x

hey virgin

Phone seems to have got the idea that I live in Glasgow. Grim.

the saffer is based
you forgot beto and mboko

swiss isn't schizo but he isn't swiss
seems to be a yank

Dave but he doesn't even trip you can just tell its him

i'm gonna say it

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ah yes beto is the mexican
who is mboko?

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Would leave her bruised and bloody if you gave me 5 mins with her

>glasgow, germany
ah yes

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AH YES, KIKES STICKING UP FOR OTHER KIKES
FUCK OFF YOU EVIL CUNT

NO DONT

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fuck off virgin

NI-

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is Dave the one who hates Pakistanis?

THESE WERE MEN WI' A TRADE

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Convinced that blacked pornography was a psyop

fuck up you gay cunt get molested by your uncles you spasticated cunt id rearrange your face

no thats all of us

you forgot me, i make all the good posts

what sets dave apart from the rest then?

fuck off virgin

dave has strong opinions on macbooks

how do I subscribe?

Edit: spelling

dave's the one who calls you a paki if you say something he doesn't like
worst thing is it appears he genuinely convinces himself the other person is literally a paki

toil poster
cat yank
emma yank
beto
rorke

end of the day i you're chad, girls don't care if you don't get hard or finish early

t. chad

don't look up the ethnicity of the owner of blacked

Is this British culture?

Why are you here again?

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>no thats all of us

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fuck off virgin

They do u fucking liar lol
Girls have needs too u mongo

Dave is based

The american redditor who spams green text posts from his iphone and believes everyone is sicily.

>struggled to get hard, shagged her for a good 2 hours

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so love of apple products and him calling you a paki if you disagree with him
got it
i see

they dont actually have to tell people that they edited their post to correct a spelling mistake do they?
can understand wanting to correct spelling errors but why would they feel the need to tell everyone about it

1 human is worth 1000 pikeys

youtube.com/watch?v=lN9AJj9rtlk

Listen to this it'll blow your socks off.

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stop LARPing you fucking freak

I know he's a kike but most pornograohers are but even beyond that

>The american redditor who spams green text posts from his iphone and believes everyone is sicily.

“Why won’t you let me spam “nigger” in peace?”

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N_____

you just click the button on the right

Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!
2nd edit: great my highest voted comment is about the subscribe button

need my willy salivated on by a female preferably a cute one

who is this canadian replying to me?
is it schizoleaf?

fuck off

are you hairy mary?

NIGGER

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After months of research i have concluded that the left are the real racists.

Imagine making a big deal of saying niggers lmao you let niggers live in your head rent free controlling your language lmaooo

Baed
Larping vikings. Cringe

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schizo what do you think about your neo nazi images appearing when you google your name?

you do realise you will NEVER get employed

So people don't think they edited their post to say something completely unrelated to why they were upvoted

Stop LARPing.
You're obviously some shitter on a VPN.
Kill yourself faggot.

wtf why is this stickied

>months
actual retard

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hello nigger

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zut alors!

jordan peterson of the pikeys

she doesn't live in the US though

OH NO NO NO

Emmett stop being aggressive

PATROLLED

no larp here lad im a Gael but you are a subhuman wretch. Your entire kind need to get shoahed

you are on a proxy though
give it a rest

>hurrdurr we gonna make this thot that lives in the UK pay money to the IRS
state

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"average video gamer" images
desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/average/country/gb/

source on the first pic NOW

NO, ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, QUEENS DON'T PAY TAX

FUCK NI-

*runs away*

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Just woke up and nearly had a heart attack thinking it was quarter to ten in the morning and I was late for toil

no i am not

but surely people who upvote posts dont go back and check on them later
there cant be a deep personal relationship between someone who upvotes a post and the post itself simply because of the sheer number of upvotes some posts get

>hello nigger

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I've done it before ngl, I think it's the fear of being accused of editing arguments

thank you, have my upvote

is niggeryank in

hes on disability bennies doubt he ever wants a job

i exposed you yesterday

it looms

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