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pepsi cherry vanilla edition

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what'll it be, lad?

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MEOWING

EMMET ON CIDE WATCH

scromiting

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sue

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Drinking alcohol is for losers

YA ALLAH ILLALLAH

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CHARLIE DONT SURF!

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I hate the anglo-saxon race

I stopped watching Altered Carbon and Netflix shows in general as soon as I realised every single couple is mixed race. It's really fucking weird. Is it blacklisted to have same race couples or something?

Why don't brits speak English?

>french runt defending emmett

*stares into space*

MEOWING AT THIS HALAL FOOL

who is emmett?

he likes him

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you literally don't know how to order a pint Amer

No one wants to see same race couples, they're boring

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fok je stom jan kees

>EMMET

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a leaf with delusions of grandeur
possibly cluster B

no plenty of shows have same-race couples

he's a nice guy at heart, i can tell
he just gets drunk and spews stupid shit for the laughs

Emmett Özil is fucking DONE

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>posts regularly on a British culture thread on Jow Forums(nel) about how he wants to rape and kill his sister Alanah (always unprompted, usually ignored

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he fully deserves everything coming to him and its unfair weve had to put up with a psychopath for this long, i dont want to read this shit every day, get him in an asylum or prison dont care just cant wait for it to fuck off permanently

not going to defend him but sending a family member anonymous posts as supposed proof is really stupid (but funny)

saw a yank say maple ridge was a suburb of victoria yesterday, really annoyed me, it's a suburb of vancouver you thick yank fuck who probably isn't even in this thread

Please god one of you brits break this paki tranny's neck.

face like a slapped arse

is josie still here? can you write up a hypothetical conversation at the garcin table during christmas dinner?

i know yours will be much better than mine, thanks

he's an admitted paedo with violent incest fantasies

Go blast your mum

>A. Mutt

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Nah I don't think that's funny in all honesty. If he suicides you're all faggots

eagerly awaiting the response

MEOWING AT THIS IMPOTENT RAGE

if alanah was my sister i'd have incest fantasies as well

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don't believe everything you read on the internet

This is actually sad

why does /brit/ attract all of the genuine mental cases

Is shizo even here?

What's the point of pissing him off if he isn't here

i'm trying to get an intervention but he does 'cide

keep meowing it's likely more believable that your female voice

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hes the texas flag I reckon

>The Chad International Anti-Schizo Coalition of the Willing
>The Virgin Emmett

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The jackpot yeah was 82 million

HOW is it possible that getting 4 numbers of 7 only wins me like 20 quid? HOW

Most active English language general on Jow Forums(nel)

He's a schizo narcissist not some lonely tortured soul
He's never going kill himself because he's the one who is in the right and everyone else is wrong
He's more likely to shoot up some cornershop than kill himself

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what kind of female writes articles on anonymous shitposters
a very attractive one or the opposite

is he here

Shut the fuck up you weird freak

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Being mental gets you lots of (you)s and Brits really fast which makes for a lot of attention for people who rarely have any human interaction

Only sluts use a tampon

Only exists to catch time travelers m8
Save your money

Nah you are stupid, he's obviously fucked since he posts here all the time and literally doesn't care because he has nothing to lose
He's also an alcoholic and I reckon he is suicidal

i dont
if he never posted in this general again after last thread i would be immensely pleased really cant stand mentals

Name a single nutcase here apart from Em

why have you made that a seperate thread? last thing we need is more Jow Forums mongs getting involved in /brit/lore

MEOWING @ THIS INCEL

Then why do you post here you fucking sap
Fuck off to facebook

Lachlan. Have my suspicions about Henry as well

no its fine anything to make this cunt stop posting

David Lloyd AKA Schizodave aka margahrita aka Alyiha-Ibn Jersey

Moni

schizokraut

tismomick

charlie

what are you going to do you've got balls

>literally doesn't care because he has nothing to lose
Yeah you mong that's why he WON'T kill himself

I would describe myself as a 'twisted fuckin' psychopath'

A barrel full of mashed bollocks.

Moni, zo3y, ‘‘tismo” mick etc.

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you can tell he's a decent guy just fucking around
even told me to have a nice day, bad people don't do that

alanah's response? might be a while before she sees it as it will be in her 'message requests'

if you love him so much why dont you marry him

good people aren't nice to the french

cringing at you whiteknighting an unironic paedophile who is also a neo-nazi with mental disorder
get a grip

Why is Emma Watson so perfect and beautiful?

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Act III Scene II, Rorke tries to borrow money off Rasheed for a Kebab

Signior Rorke, many a time and oft
In the general you have rated me
About my whiteness and my usances:
Still have I borne it with a patient shrug,
For sufferance is the badge of all our tribe.
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat nigger,
And spit upon my 'sheed gaberdine,
And all for use of that which is mine own.
Well then, it now appears you need my help:
Go to, then; you come to me, and you say
'Rasheed, we would have moneys:' you say so;
You, that did void your rheum upon my beard
And foot me as you spurn a stranger cur
Over your threshold: moneys is your suit
What should I say to you? Should I not say
'Hath a nigger money? is it possible
A paki can lend three quid?' Or
Shall I bend low and in a bondman's key,
With bated breath and whispering humbleness, Say this;
'Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last;
You spurn'd me such a day; another time
You call'd me nigger; and for these courtesies
I'll lend you thus much moneys'?

made a curry sauce with celery, onion, bacon bits, peppers, garlic, ginger, tomatoes, chicken stock and some spices (chili powder, coriander powder, paprika powder, ground fennel, ground cumin, ground mustard seeds, and some chili flakes and black pepper)

shall be consuming this over the next few days

Emmet watson

amer seems pretty convinced he's a woman

Eyeliner is for sluts

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Only if they don’t wash, a clean vagina won’t smell too much. Take a shower and then 5 minutes later wipe your hand between your leg and balls and smell it, that’s about what a clean vagina smells like

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Well she is and the ones like that who are real (not only incredibly lithe and beautiful but really tall as well) almost always end up in the high fashion modeling industry. I think the most well known label she walks for is Marc Jacobs

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Ethically I have a problem with this but I’d be lying if I say I didn’t laugh

*she

melvin

They're eccentric not insane

MEOWING @ THIS PAKI

yes they are

got accused of being schizoleaf in the maple ridge second cup

It's someones life you fucking retarded cunt
All of that was just memeing, he's not actually a wrong un but it got carried away like when saying he posted his micropenis

You're a sad fuck up happy to fuck with someone elses life because your own is in the gutter

literally everyone

not going to enable this nonce predator and his fantasies