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what'll it be, lad?
MEOWING
EMMET ON CIDE WATCH
scromiting
sue
Drinking alcohol is for losers
YA ALLAH ILLALLAH
CHARLIE DONT SURF!
I hate the anglo-saxon race
I stopped watching Altered Carbon and Netflix shows in general as soon as I realised every single couple is mixed race. It's really fucking weird. Is it blacklisted to have same race couples or something?
Why don't brits speak English?
>french runt defending emmett
*stares into space*
MEOWING AT THIS HALAL FOOL
who is emmett?
he likes him
...
you literally don't know how to order a pint Amer
No one wants to see same race couples, they're boring
fok je stom jan kees
>EMMET
a leaf with delusions of grandeur
possibly cluster B
no plenty of shows have same-race couples
he's a nice guy at heart, i can tell
he just gets drunk and spews stupid shit for the laughs
Emmett Özil is fucking DONE
>posts regularly on a British culture thread on Jow Forums(nel) about how he wants to rape and kill his sister Alanah (always unprompted, usually ignored
he fully deserves everything coming to him and its unfair weve had to put up with a psychopath for this long, i dont want to read this shit every day, get him in an asylum or prison dont care just cant wait for it to fuck off permanently
not going to defend him but sending a family member anonymous posts as supposed proof is really stupid (but funny)
saw a yank say maple ridge was a suburb of victoria yesterday, really annoyed me, it's a suburb of vancouver you thick yank fuck who probably isn't even in this thread
Please god one of you brits break this paki tranny's neck.
face like a slapped arse
is josie still here? can you write up a hypothetical conversation at the garcin table during christmas dinner?
i know yours will be much better than mine, thanks
he's an admitted paedo with violent incest fantasies
Go blast your mum
>A. Mutt
Nah I don't think that's funny in all honesty. If he suicides you're all faggots
eagerly awaiting the response
MEOWING AT THIS IMPOTENT RAGE
if alanah was my sister i'd have incest fantasies as well
don't believe everything you read on the internet
This is actually sad
why does /brit/ attract all of the genuine mental cases
Is shizo even here?
What's the point of pissing him off if he isn't here
i'm trying to get an intervention but he does 'cide
keep meowing it's likely more believable that your female voice
hes the texas flag I reckon
>The Chad International Anti-Schizo Coalition of the Willing
>The Virgin Emmett
The jackpot yeah was 82 million
HOW is it possible that getting 4 numbers of 7 only wins me like 20 quid? HOW
Most active English language general on Jow Forums(nel)
He's a schizo narcissist not some lonely tortured soul
He's never going kill himself because he's the one who is in the right and everyone else is wrong
He's more likely to shoot up some cornershop than kill himself
...
what kind of female writes articles on anonymous shitposters
a very attractive one or the opposite
is he here
Shut the fuck up you weird freak
Being mental gets you lots of (you)s and Brits really fast which makes for a lot of attention for people who rarely have any human interaction
Only sluts use a tampon
Only exists to catch time travelers m8
Save your money
Nah you are stupid, he's obviously fucked since he posts here all the time and literally doesn't care because he has nothing to lose
He's also an alcoholic and I reckon he is suicidal
i dont
if he never posted in this general again after last thread i would be immensely pleased really cant stand mentals
Name a single nutcase here apart from Em
why have you made that a seperate thread? last thing we need is more Jow Forums mongs getting involved in /brit/lore
MEOWING @ THIS INCEL
Then why do you post here you fucking sap
Fuck off to facebook
Lachlan. Have my suspicions about Henry as well
no its fine anything to make this cunt stop posting
David Lloyd AKA Schizodave aka margahrita aka Alyiha-Ibn Jersey
Moni
schizokraut
tismomick
charlie
what are you going to do you've got balls
>literally doesn't care because he has nothing to lose
Yeah you mong that's why he WON'T kill himself
I would describe myself as a 'twisted fuckin' psychopath'
A barrel full of mashed bollocks.
Moni, zo3y, ‘‘tismo” mick etc.
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you can tell he's a decent guy just fucking around
even told me to have a nice day, bad people don't do that
alanah's response? might be a while before she sees it as it will be in her 'message requests'
if you love him so much why dont you marry him
good people aren't nice to the french
cringing at you whiteknighting an unironic paedophile who is also a neo-nazi with mental disorder
get a grip
Why is Emma Watson so perfect and beautiful?
Act III Scene II, Rorke tries to borrow money off Rasheed for a Kebab
Signior Rorke, many a time and oft
In the general you have rated me
About my whiteness and my usances:
Still have I borne it with a patient shrug,
For sufferance is the badge of all our tribe.
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat nigger,
And spit upon my 'sheed gaberdine,
And all for use of that which is mine own.
Well then, it now appears you need my help:
Go to, then; you come to me, and you say
'Rasheed, we would have moneys:' you say so;
You, that did void your rheum upon my beard
And foot me as you spurn a stranger cur
Over your threshold: moneys is your suit
What should I say to you? Should I not say
'Hath a nigger money? is it possible
A paki can lend three quid?' Or
Shall I bend low and in a bondman's key,
With bated breath and whispering humbleness, Say this;
'Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last;
You spurn'd me such a day; another time
You call'd me nigger; and for these courtesies
I'll lend you thus much moneys'?
made a curry sauce with celery, onion, bacon bits, peppers, garlic, ginger, tomatoes, chicken stock and some spices (chili powder, coriander powder, paprika powder, ground fennel, ground cumin, ground mustard seeds, and some chili flakes and black pepper)
shall be consuming this over the next few days
Emmet watson
amer seems pretty convinced he's a woman
Eyeliner is for sluts
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Only if they don’t wash, a clean vagina won’t smell too much. Take a shower and then 5 minutes later wipe your hand between your leg and balls and smell it, that’s about what a clean vagina smells like
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Well she is and the ones like that who are real (not only incredibly lithe and beautiful but really tall as well) almost always end up in the high fashion modeling industry. I think the most well known label she walks for is Marc Jacobs
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Ethically I have a problem with this but I’d be lying if I say I didn’t laugh
*she
melvin
They're eccentric not insane
MEOWING @ THIS PAKI
yes they are
got accused of being schizoleaf in the maple ridge second cup
It's someones life you fucking retarded cunt
All of that was just memeing, he's not actually a wrong un but it got carried away like when saying he posted his micropenis
You're a sad fuck up happy to fuck with someone elses life because your own is in the gutter
literally everyone
not going to enable this nonce predator and his fantasies