/brit/

nah we'll just import stuff from eur-
never mind

literally how can they stop me, just say I identity as a llama innit

*enters /brit/*
[audience erupts into thunderous applause]
*give a cheeky smile to the camera*
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

im 175cm

What happened?

didn't know girls posted here

Someone pls nuke my _ _ _

Lauren

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What happened to schizoleaf?

Legal order to inspect the servers

Ass

thainonce is in 2 different wrong threads
absolute state of that fella, thinks he's a tech whizz but can't even locate the proper thread

>Jow Forums will be down for ~3 hours they said
>is actually down for ~9 hours
mook can't do anything right

Yeah UK is an overpopulated fish market

morning

Im in me mums car
vroom vroom
hehe

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the wives

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get out me car

what did YOU do while the 'chon(nel) was down?

Hehehe

nooo

Everyone always chooses Ellie over Dakota.

This man was on death row for 14 years before his death sentence was appealed earlier this year
Imagine having death hanging over your head like that for a decade and a half
Every day must be a struggle

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mindboggling that there are people that find Eva Green attractive. That thousand yard stare creeps me out.

absolute choon
youtu.be/ETSl8gWsFZ0

what did he do?

>mum, why is my sister's name Lexi?
>because your father loves Lexi Belle
>thanks mum!
>no problem, BLACKED

Killed a woman and her daughter

I'm pretty sure we import that many immigrants per year as well.

We are the most densely populated large country in Europe. Half of all our food is imported

She's what a real life succubus would look like.

all americans should be killed

shagged a bird

>messaged her at 10 last night
>still no reply

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Illegal immigration costs the United States more than 200 Billion Dollars a year. How was this allowed to happen?

boggles the mind innit

Its what the Jews want
And they get what they want

he should be killed then

watching series 2 episode 5 of gavin and stacey

Facebook, Twitter and Google are so biased toward the Dems it is ridiculous! Twitter, in fact, has made it much more difficult for people to join @realDonaldTrump. They have removed many names & greatly slowed the level and speed of increase. They have acknowledged-done NOTHING!

Hes not going to be
He appealed and got off of death row
He will serve a life sentence

and did they deserve it?

No
He just knocked on the woman's door and came in and slit her and her daughters throats
He says he was high on meth at the time

off to toil

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i invite /brit/ to endchan.xyz/int/
no capcha, (((maintenance))) and data mining
it's comfy af

VIRUS DO NOT CLICK LADS

Will prices go up once you guys break away from the EU?

actual fucking virus

Yeah i defo would have fried this guy. Do you know why his appeal came through?

thainonce is STILL in the wrong thread talking to himself
what a mong

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Oi you got a license for that post?

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DO NOT bully

i got 40 yo btiches on me
niggas be rollin wid me but we kickin
lickin sumfin sumfin sniffin yay
uhh screeet

>.xyz
Yeah nah

fool

I posted there, thought it was the right one. There's too many brits in the catalog, really can't differentiate them

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>t. wants to suck hiro's micro penor

no it lust suffered ddos and the board has been neglected and is full of ads
i applied for janny and remove all the crap once the email arrives

In America every death row sentence is automatically appealed
Its 16 stages and takes anywhere from 10-20 years
This guy went through all 16 stages and at the final stage they found the judge who sentenced him was biased and they found that was enough to appeal his sentence from death row to life imprisonment

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Direct Cached*
fast endchan.xyz infinow.net
secure endchan.xyz infinow.net
fast endchan.net endchan.org
secure endchan.net endchan.org
pick your fancy

Oi Melvin are you in here

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I said NO

slav cunt trying to give my laptop aids
fuck off

why would anyone use this over cripplechan?

morning

we back

Did schizo get arrested?

that's nice lachlan

Why did the Swedes do this? :(

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Only update I have is that bucks' website got purged.

absolutely fucking roaring at this

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yeah, just on holiday in England

Need a mou daughter gf

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Likely, we get 30% of all our food from the EU.

Long story short
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up
The wound healed
And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

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crease

Have you seen any wildlife Melvin?

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wonder if em was like pre-schizo tim

hoooooowling

why would anyone use cripple chan

what aids faggot? you literally have more ads here in this shit hole with hiro's malware and data mining

because it's the next most popular after Jow Forums?

wasn't Tim quite successful? Emmett's thicker than pigshit so I doubt it

yeah saw a couple wild finngolians

>tries marijuana once

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>holiday to England
Aah yes I too like to spend my weeks in a retail park and spending my free time hanging around residential areas.

morning

Redpill me on st. Albans

Thailad!

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hello

wew

yeah and what happens if volatile generals move to another chan
fact is this place is crap and now daily goes down