Be me

Yeah it looks fine, what they did to the coffee is a bit over the top though

is that pepper in the coffee?
wtf?

Enjoy eating top ramen and store-brand tendies for the rest of your life lmao

Nah like I love third wave coffee but they sprinkled some shit over there

idk it was a seasonal flavour i wanted to try it

>tfw allergic to avocado
used to love guac in my mexican food

>31
>northern Virginia
>in contract to purchase a 6000 sqft mansion
>muh amazon hq2
>muh Michelin star restaurant
>good old concentration of money and power
>Silicon Valley will have to bend the knee and marry the throne soon

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all that and still can't rotate a fucking picture

Is that something my maid can do? If not, it’s not worth my time

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He is from Virginia. They aren't known for smarts out there.

kek

destroyed

Nova fucking sucks, dude. I lived in Arlington and while I loved the people there, I hate the weather, I hate the town, party scene is shit, old money has their heads up their ass, politicians even moreso. Living under the bigsky now and honestly fuck the East Coast

west coast best coast

Nigga das gay

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you fags probably live in Morgan Hill, I live in LG, stay poor

Los Altos lol

inb4 not los altos hills 94022 u poorshit

ah little saigon

those bitches look nice and chubby. what are you feeding them?

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not lg hills... still poorer than me

I didnt say east sj
2/10

Hope your job gets outsourced

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Gilroy represent

>being proud of living in Los Gatos

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can you not see the fucking table with food on it

like i know youre trying to be funny but what kind of a stupid fucking question is that, you can CLEARLY see what he is feeding them

spoiler: it won't

Nigga there's food all over the table what do you think ?

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what shit can you talk about Los Gatos? Too close to the beach? Best weather in Bay? Most white people in Bay? Woz lives here, know him personally...

Rwc masterrace faggots. Far away enough from SF faggot and tranny shit, cheaper than pa, mv and lg where trapped basedbois live

found your 2.9MM dollar closet faggot. pic related

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>he doesnt live in Emerald Hills
I bet you live near that Costco off Middlefield

jeesus that is fucked, cant wait to sell my house to a condo developer in 30 years, 4 bedroom btw, i rent all the fucking rooms lol

lol retard
wrong side of foothill

I love them chubby bitches that's why im asking gees.

Ayo based bay aryans was poppin

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this post is enough to cause Jow Forums to go into a severe uproar. i haven't read any of the thread yet but i'll start now and see if I was right.

It's really not worth it to live in cuckifornia. I'll take my quiet Missouri suburb home any day

>smaller than my euro flat
>10 times more expensive
hehehe

Keep dreaming shitkins

>silicon valey
That is your ace.
The housing bubble is still real.

Haha is that what they ment by cuckshed?

I noticed you said SV and not Palo Alto or atherton or Woodside, peasant

>pay $20 for some hipster to sprinkle cat litter in your cappuccino.

>being proud of being a wagecuck who gets sold a seven figure PVC box on government subsidized leverage that will be very far underwater within two years, and literally under the ocean sometime in the next 30
Just kill yourself wagie. Why didn't you buy bitcoin or ethereum before it was too late? And don't tell me you aren't a wagecuck, nobody would ever want to live in silicon valley if they weren't.

>6000 sqft mansion
that's a mcmansion you classless nigger.

The Bay Area is insane. Good thing I stand to inherit two properties worth 4+ million as an only child. I can’t ever hope to buy a house despite making a combined 300k in household income. Welcome to the new aristocracy

Thanks, I like being new money. Parents bought house for 600k in Palo Alto and
800k in Cupertino now worth 3 and 2.8 million. I know I will make 500k in house appreciation alone when amazon announce this year. It’s good to be the new aristocracy