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Anime hasn't been good since I was a teenager
sips

youtu.be/jxi0nAi7S-Q
how could one be so bold

one of my favorite things about Jow Forums, is when you get into a disagreement with someone and after engaging you see the flaw in your own opinion you can just stop replying

Hope you rot in prison

>not green texting it
SAGE

>pedo thread

you can do that everywhere.

unless you have the "last word" strain of internet autism and then you can do that nowhere

anime was never good

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brazilian

want a girl to whisper in my ear while we make love desu

>Anime hasn't been good since I was a teenager
sips

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The voices inside your head whisper enough

>want a girl to whisper in my ear while we make love desu
l.lewd....

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>Anime? That hasn't been good since I was a teenager. Sips

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i want this too

no you can't. half the things I say on this website I would never even bring up in face to face conversations with the every day person

God I really love anime loli’s voices
If only I could have a cute white gf with a Japanese girl’s voice

Pedo freak

fap to "step mom" porn next time loser

thoughts cant be loud or quiet dumbass
VERY lewd

I thought you were done with lolis urkel

>Anime
>yeah I’m a fan

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You’re mentally ill

>Anime? Yuck!! Can't stand the stuff.

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you guys ever feel like a asshole?
one when i was laying with this girl i used to fuck
we were going to bed but she wanted to fuck
>be us
>shes going down on me
>she sucks me off with the force of a thousand tornadoes
>cum
>she wasn't expecting it to be so salty
>she runs to the bathroom holding her mouth
>gets to the washroom and starts to spit like hell
>im laughing my ass off
that was great, for me of course not for her

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cringe

I am,but Japanese girls have VERY cute voices.

hell yeah, i love seeing people get mad or frustrated of things i did

dont be mad you never had your little guy sucked by a seman demon

Their voices are obnoxious. White women have the best voices by far.

you guys ever feel like a asshole?
Yeah, I’m a sarcastic asshole.

>White women have the best voices by far.

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preteens are getting to fucking tackie with the clothing i swear

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hope i get another tinder match soon buds, I like dates too much to have to wait this long

just get a match lol

The worse thing I ever did is shunning my good friend who had no other friends and telling her she have to sit somewhere else at lunch and wasn't allowed to sit with us anymore. But I had no other choice. I had no other choice, understand?

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Fuck off chad

I said ain't no love for the other side
Or anyone who ever want smoke
When I die I'm goin' out as a underdog who never lost hope
You in the wrong cab down the wrong path
Nigga, wrong way, wrong road
Snakes in the grass tryna slither fast
I just bought a fuckin' lawn mower

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>having a female friend
BIG mistake

Going to try to get a date for tomorrow but it will be tricky

Never ever once had a male-female friendship work out. Many people online assure me they really work and only retard autists would have trouble with them, but they don't work for me

Going to get a date for Friday by telling my girlfriend we’ll go to a restaurant

BASED!

really really really really really really really really really REALLY hate my job

Might go to the library again
just finished a light novel

What's your job bud

if i had one i can guarantee that i would fall in love with her

>How do you know if its made up?
>What makes it blown out of proportion?
How do I know? They tell me.

They lie to garner sympathy/attention/whatever near the beginning of the relationship, but then as time goes on they reveal the truth because they don't like lying about a supposed major life event to their boyfriend.

wish my gf wasn't so loud about having a older bf
whats she trying to do? get me arrested?

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pedo

Wrong
White women sound very annoying and makes me want to hit them when they try and sound cute

@98975340
Glad that I'm not a violent troglodyte like this guy

a BLOW job ahahaha

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I’ve been friends with the same girl since middle school except we left our partners about a month ago so we could be together

Really enjoying the iPhoneXR
Much better than my poopy LG Stylo 3

Either I have been very unlucky or that is the general rule

would you fuck a horse or get fucked by a horse?

I think I maybe remember your blogging about it.
But yeah that's the "good case" failure of male-female friendship. Still a failure.

fast food
shitty customers
shitty coworkers
shitty management

Strange Canadian post, but I’d fuck a horse because horse cocks are huge.

Hope it gets better for you. I worked a summer at McD and it was awful for much the same reasons. (Customers weren't too bad though)

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>Customers weren't too bad though)
Not him, but I also worked at McD and this was the same for me. Customers were mostly white and they were nice. Had to work with all nigger teens tho

could go for a coffee right now

How bad is it for a fatty to live in a hot state like California or Arizona?

go to maccas mate

sweety and always hungry i guess

If I was an American fatty I'd move to Canada or the bordering states

Gas station jobs are the only customer service jobs I'd ever consider working again. Credit cards made it such a laidback gig.

I have never worked a job in my life

One of my favorite jobs was being a receptionist at a doctor office. I think I liked it better than any other job I ever had. Just had to smile and greet, take down people info, mail out stuff, make calls. Easy peasey

Have you ever been asked to pleasure a customer?

based

finally she's out of her misery, one down one to go

these parents are sick fucks

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Unironically based and redpilled

Was this child a result of inbreeding? Or something else?

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Its some recessive disorder, both parents carry it but they aren't inbred afaik

No

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but would you?

MOMMY GIVE ME COOKIES

I doubt I would 2bh

desu senpai

What if that customer was also your gf? And she promised to wait til you were off the clock?

mdma is a hell of a drug

Me after mommy says i cant have cookies until christmas

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hmm i still probably wouldn't. Gas stations just aren't a good place for sex

>have to send out some documents
>scanner and printer just decide they not longer exist

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Real talk
Would you guys fuck a cute retarded girl?