Here is an uncomfortable fact for most of you.
If you didnt like to play football as a kid up to your 20s (soccer for the amerishlards) you are a retard.
You are a retarded person that failed to develop.
Some are retarded and underdeveloped but they still would play the game, play badly, but play nonetheless.
I can bet that most of you were the water boys since you didnt play
*kicks the ball into your face
Here is an uncomfortable fact for most of you
Andrew Gutierrez
Jonathan Butler
this
My geographical autism initially started with football
David Cooper
>you need to kick a ball not to be retarded
Justin Clark
we all laughed at the waterboys when they were fetching us water
we didnt let them drink it, and sent them again because we played football some more
Oliver Ward
i always went in the computers room when normies played football in high school
Sebastian Cruz
To je samo zato sto smo mi nerazvijeni i svako mora igrat fudbala inace ce biti socijalno retardiran jer niko ne zna o necemu drugom osim fudbala i jebanja
Lucas James
Sta ti imas protiv fudbala i jebanja?
Nathaniel Ortiz
Nemam nista al isto nemam nista protiv ljudi koji nisu NPCovi i rade nesto drugo pored toga
Jace Brooks
Soccer is for twinks
>OWWWWW I'm hurt!
Grayson Mitchell
I played football (good kind) baseball and basketball so I’m approximately 3x as chad
Nathan Cook
>nesto drugo pored toga
kao programiranje i drkanje?
Joseph Phillips
i played hockey
coincidentally group juggling of a soccer ball is a common pregame warmup for hockey players
Owen Lopez
You are really based my friend
Samuel Adams
thanks friend
Levi Roberts
wow, you and your friend sound really mean
Cooper Roberts
Suti kad te je ramiz jebao na odmoru sa 14 godina jer nisi bio dobar u fudbalu
Nathaniel Flores
You are a southerner, which is why you are obssessed with football, just like Italians, whom you physically resemble very closely. Maybe you southies like football so much because it gives you enough time to shout very loudly, a fav southie pastime, and body check people, another southie favourite.
Ian Anderson
i remember pavel datsyuk was good at that
Robert Russell
I'm sorry, but does the fact that we're not twinks offend you mr. Slovenian?
Jaxon Nguyen
No, it's totally OK. We harness your southernness to our advantage - many have pointed out that the Slovenian football team in the last world championship was basically Serbian team #2
Anthony Miller
Hey I realise you and the croats like german dick but can you guys please go back to being irrelevant thanks
Anthony Davis
That is like spinning the basketball on your finger instead of playing basketball