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Bet homealone is pathetic enough to let Amer live with him he's that desperate for a mate

thoughts?

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Oh just fuck off already you racist prick.

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE

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quite simply divine
youtube.com/watch?v=pS-mbEihw4g

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homealone is a turbonormie

Love watching Kendra Sunderland take BIG black cock

Why are the Irish so handsome lads?

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nigger!

all my top matches on okcupid are trannies

her name on instagram is a.j._cats
she's literally horrendous looking
tries to show off her fake tits at any given opportunity
also is just an all around bad person, vapid thot

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any mooselimbs in

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Women should be seen but not heard.

mum flips out if I even put my hair in a ponytail

Wow, she's minging

GET HIM JANNY

moni literally doesn't shower for weeks on end, god imagine the smell

How fucking arrogant are they to pretend they are real women

I'm searching for women with actual real vaginas etc, not a cock sliced up and stuffed up a gooch. It's horrifying and insulting to see trannies in my search results.

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post paizuri

Not seen Dave today

durka

*gives niggers science and technology to curb their absurdly high infant mortality rate*
*gets annoyed when the niggers flock to and bite at the hand that feeds them like frenzied pigeons*
why are white peopple so dumb lmao

>want toilberg to give me more money
>cbf filling in an annual appraisal

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Playing World of Warlocks and sipping on my exclusive craft beer from beerwizardwulflord.org, it’s called unicorn blood and tastes like real unicorn blood btw

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just walk into his office and slap him with your dick

want to live in a frenchman's basement

*breathes in*
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!

haha, remember when me and you invented all those epic inventions. frikkin sweet

he's a bender but i reckon he's a top so i would have to take his desu

the 'bab

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it's an improvement on what she used to look like

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lol, shes gross

uh oh... brony alert!!

wish i had a groomed bride
how much do they cost over there?

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whats the white stuff

ayylmao

i actually am an inventor

haha, remember when me and you wuz kangs. frikkin sweet

chopped up white girls covered with a paki semen sauce

not really

gotta get ahead somehow

Remember when smithy invented a prophylaxis against malaria? Ahaha that was fucking tops x

garlic source

think its called world of warcraft m8

he never recovered from his thrashing yesterday, rorke utterly destroyed him

garlic sauce

I remember all these things

i actually am a gamer

Just jerked off to pregnant lesbian porn I feel like a degenerate.

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fuckin hell rorke OBLITERATED, he won't be showing his face around here again after this embarrassment

lads how the fuck do i reply to this non-sequitur

what is this idiot thinking, sending me a text like this
how am i supposed to respond to that??

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You are
Fuck off

how did they get pregnant if they're lesbians?

literal virus

My best mate sent me this snapchat of my wife
What are they doing? I don't get it

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sometimes i pretend to be a gamer but im not reallt

came from local chippy not a kebab shop

she's still disgusting in both but she at least looks slightly more presentable now

you sound like a beta freak

Toil in 2 and a half hours lads

Should I do some mdma now or would that be silly

watch that lezzer scene from blue is the warmest colour and you'll feel better

Oh my days what a gay cunt

When will people accept that Porky and Happy Merchant are the same person?

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could go for a good fuck right now

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look I know it's how things are now but girls with dicks will always be wrong
it's just not cricket

yeah and who do you think runs that chippy

Sometimes I don’t know where we’re going. Sometimes I feel you should be crawling back to me

It arrived!

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Not sure what made you think it was a good idea to make this incredibly gay post

Response:
You’re like a drug to me baby. You know I need you, but just like any drug there has to be withdrawals baby. This is what you’re going through, stay strong girl, do it for me. Remember that time we sniffed amphetamines and you wanked me for four hours straight baby? That’s love girl.

There, easy, bang, sorted.

thats from a movie

your mum?

true 90s kid right here

Me? Unironically a proud member of the celtic race and a proud member of the roman catholic church.

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I tell all the boomers at work that I don't play videogames but actually it's all I do in my freetime

fat cunt

redpill me on belfast

I do not feel Dsigaea games are good

Look like mobile games

the 'za

It's like the good parts of Colombia, but they all talk funny

Shiiiiiiithole

One of the grimmest kips in Europe

translink are cunts and the pubs are overrated

they can tell
they can smell it on you

what kind of videogames do you play fifa

Great genes

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Toilbergette just told me she saw me on the ‘chonnel

Said she needs to see me in HR later

Do not feel like trannies are good

Look like freaks