*seduces your gf*

*seduces your gf*

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"You realise how old these songs are - how old you are. Your life is nearly over, Fernando's is just beginning ... again ..."

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he can't seduce something that doesn't exist
you can't cuck me, Pablo!

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>5:00 am
>The germanic wakes up and leaves his home towards his job proud of his protestant work ethic
>His wife however, stays at home alone, once again
>Staring at the window she only sees darkness and a general cold wasteland
>Suddenly a spanish flamenco guitar can be heard in the distance
>The clouds start do go away and a warm breeze fills the air
>The windows are opened and a handsome dark man enters while the white curtains sway in the breeze
>The germanic wife is astonished in front of this deity of passion and lust
>In a suave yet firm way he embraces the germanic woman and whispers to her hear in the smoothiest voice a human can conceive:
>"hmmmm... Hilda mia. Te acuerdas de aquela noche por la ventana quando te he dado por todo el culo y la luna bailava en tus senos"
>The germanic wife can't take it anymore, despite her usal frigid way she makes the hottest sex she had in her life
>"ohh si hija mia" - said the handsome man
>The woman, passes out after the most intense multiple orgasms and the handsome dark man kisses her in the forehead and departs
>The germanic man comes home, exausted and proceeds to vent on anime imageboards about his racial superiority and based work ethics
>The woman wakes up and while his germanic husband his masturbating to scat and furry porn a little note his left beside her
>"Adios querida mia"
>Signado...
>"Fernando Martinez"

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meds can't even seduce their own women

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You do realize that the average Spaniard looks more like a German than he does this guy? Seriously, this meme is cringy af.

>You do realize that the average Spaniard looks more like a German than he does this guy?
yeah sure hahahahaha

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I thought that was antonio banderas until I opened the pic.

Literal nigger. Would not breed children 0/10.

birthrates decline everywhere though

no worry no gf

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how the FUCK would a wh*teoid girl ever say no to this?

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>your gf

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Not in your mom's bedroom when I'm around :)

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>that's so hot
even British muttoid loves them

I've been studying in Denmark for 3 months now
I've never gotten so much attention, and most of it just from the mere fact of being Italian
Feels good to be mutt

you're not mutt
you're white

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literally don't understand where the fuck this meme come from

forgot the proxy

look at your gene pool

when handsome spanidiard comes and impregnated your grangrandgrandmother

back to famiglia for christmas

that was rape

pretty sure she enjoy it

nordic birthrates are far higher than med ones
not a single nordic country is below 1,65 and most are far higher you seething med

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wow you make 0.30 kids more than us
preety sure that's can contrast the illion of immigrants per months

>million migrants

subhuman tier reply

borthrates aren't important anyways, the world is overpopulated

Damn, Argentinians sure are delusional

Tesr

Hollywood

it was started by some ugly Greek diaspora from US some years ago
He was coping that Meds are ugly semi-Arabs most of the time

>You do realize that the average Spaniard looks more like a German
t.pelotudo

This guy is not Spanish, he is Southern Italian
Antonio Cupo, he looks ultra Southern European imo

Why don’t you just say he looks Arab? Are you too much of a German sissy to call it for what is?

he is canadian

>Why don’t you just say he looks Arab
Because he looks zero Arab you fucking idiot
It doesn't make him exotic just because 10% of Lebanon or Syria can resemble his look

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>Antonio Cupo, born Vancouver Canada

yikes! he's not even European

You are black why are you so butt hurt?

That's because most are in Scandinavia to breed your women

except that it didn't
look at the sex symbol in USA from 1900 when italians start emigrating

Why don’t you go back to Greece, monkey?

It was started by the diaspora here on Jow Forums you delusional Medshit. who the fuck cares about muttistan

except that I'm not a Mediterranean and the second respond wasn't even mine

you sound like an arab who desperately wants to bring down Italians to your level so you don't feel as shit about your own existence

and again med beauties is not a Jow Forums thing
it's much older than you
lurk more

Hello! I am a Japanese girl and I made a thread for girls! Please come and say hi!! Please save the thread from getting deleted by Hitler janny!! Thank you!!

Pretty sure this is spam.

He looks like he fucks Aryan women.

>The woman wakes up and while his germanic husband his masturbating to scat and furry porn a little note his left beside her
Wut

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>"nordic birthrates"
Somalians and other assorted immigrants

My moor brother go away i don't want to fight you go fuck some white women

my gf would only cheat on me with a white man. sorry.

better luck next time