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Phimosis almost gone lads. What sex toy should I get?

OMG I LOVE RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SEASON FOR ALL STARS!? :33333

going to not do that and continue listening to music while cooking

just smoked 100 dollars of crack in one hit lmao im a madman

no, but a brazilian user in the other thread gave me a download link and i'll try to see it later :3

who do you want to win?
why not give it a try?

jelly always seem to make the bread kinda wet

youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs
Reminder

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It doesn't hurt your body does it?

Give me the link to please I heard about it from my friend Susan except I don't know where to watch it for free :p

seemed to hurt the wagie that was watching me literally inhale his tax dollars

...

I made that screencap.
Never ever ever post that again you cocksucking thief.
Fuck off back to SvT.

>I made that screencap.

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wym?

cant pay attention to tv and cook its physically impossible because theyre not in the same room

/cum/+/SvT/=/scum/

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT FARRAH MOAN FALLING ON THE TALENT SHOW
oh my god

YES!!!

BIG FAT PIECE OF SHIT
niggers

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suck it

I farted.

Some Japanese guy told me my Japanese was really bad
Fucking cunt

Make latkes with Miz Cracker
youtube.com/watch?v=QruEsqdugkc

I couldn't buy tiles for repairing my ceiling in bathroom, there were too many people in turn to cashier. And i hate to be waiting.

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i need more dab pictures

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Do you have a folder?

getting tired of the internet buds

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why

on it 18/7 and its all the same...vidya tires me...tv is shit...outside is scary
dont know where to go from here

Christmas is boring, wish I booked my return flight sooner.

what is the best season of rpdr, you made me want to watch it

looks good but i dont eat carbs

STOP TALKING ABOUT DRAG """QUEENS""" AND START TALKING ABOUT FEELS

Going to meet up with 3 highschool friends I haven't seen in 5 years. I hope I don't sperg out.

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dragposting >>> feelposting

REALLY WANT A QT GF WITH BANGS AND CUTE FEET

REALLY WANT TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN

GUYS I WANT TO FEEL THE TOUCH A DRAG QUEENS PENIS IN MY EAR WHILE SHE WHISPERS SOFTLY TO MY FEEL ORGAN ABOUT LOVE AND VAGINAL DISCHARGE

They have a sandwich video, too. Don't know if it has carbs or not:
youtube.com/watch?v=G1GJu8kd-ik
My favorite ones are 3, 4, 6, 7 and 9

lol gross

Hug your mom

Hug your dad

>on it 18/7 and its all the same
i don't get this number

looks delicious, i love pickles
carbs is bread so nope from me, eventually ill eat carbs again but not now

its really not
i dont like touching people that much desu, still i want to feel the touch of a female

Can you eat pasta?
youtube.com/watch?v=Wa_axRz2hfk

any1 remember that old cream cheese meme song from early youtube

i do sleep you know

no :c

i got it now

Besides Naomi Smalls what other queens do you like in general?

here is a list of what i cant eat right now

Foods to Avoid
Any food that is high in carbs should be limited.

Here is a list of foods that need to be reduced or eliminated on a ketogenic diet:

Sugary foods: Soda, fruit juice, smoothies, cake, ice cream, candy, etc.

Grains or starches: Wheat-based products, rice, pasta, cereal, etc.

Fruit: All fruit, except small portions of berries like strawberries.

Beans or legumes: Peas, kidney beans, lentils, chickpeas, etc.

Root vegetables and tubers: Potatoes, sweet potatoes, carrots, parsnips, etc.

Low-fat or diet products: These are highly processed and often high in carbs.

Some condiments or sauces: These often contain sugar and unhealthy fat.

Unhealthy fats: Limit your intake of processed vegetable oils, mayonnaise, etc.

Alcohol: Due to their carb content, many alcoholic beverages can throw you out of ketosis.

Sugar-free diet foods: These are often high in sugar alcohols, which can affect ketone levels in some cases. These foods also tend to be highly processed.

Are you memeing with me? What can you eat then?

Centrists get the bullet too

im not memeing this is a real thing im just copying information from this website: healthline.com/nutrition/ketogenic-diet-101

Foods to Eat
You should base the majority of your meals around these foods:

Meat: Red meat, steak, ham, sausage, bacon, chicken and turkey.

Fatty fish: Such as salmon, trout, tuna and mackerel.

Eggs: Look for pastured or omega-3 whole eggs.

Butter and cream: Look for grass-fed when possible.

Cheese: Unprocessed cheese (cheddar, goat, cream, blue or mozzarella).

Nuts and seeds: Almonds, walnuts, flax seeds, pumpkin seeds, chia seeds, etc.

Healthy oils: Primarily extra virgin olive oil, coconut oil and avocado oil.

Avocados: Whole avocados or freshly made guacamole.

Low-carb veggies: Most green veggies, tomatoes, onions, peppers, etc.

Condiments: You can use salt, pepper and various healthy herbs and spices.

Kinda turning into a authoritarian lately, who else here /based/

you on keto?

what happens when all the centrists and right wingers get killed and the tankies are the centrists?

ye

youtube.com/watch?v=kdIQ4W4mPMg

OMEGA banger coming thru buds

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for what purpose?

then left wingers get the bullet

if i ever decide to lose some weight(im not fat, dont call me fat) later ill probably try keto.

im very into fashion so queens like naomi, violet and raja are the type of queens i love! and im starting to like pearl now after she exposed rupaul

what about u?

the bullet = the p*nis

>freshly made guacamole.
alri jeb

i did this for 2 weeks and lost like 4 kilos. It works. The carb hunger never ends though

If decided, real life is to difficult, ill stay a NEET for as long as i can and watch TV-series to get some drama in my life. Thoughts?

I´ve not If

Theoretically, once you reached your proper "healthy weight" or whatever, would you continue to lose weight with keto or would it just stay at like a normal baseline weight?

If that makes any sense.

Can't get difference between he's nice and he's being nice.

Been doing this and its been working great HOWEVER, change "watch TV series" to "read manga and get into internet fight"

they are mostly the same, but "being nice" describes the current behavior, whereas "nice" describes the overall character.

Pretty much the same, most people would get the same meaning out of it if you said both. that said:

>he's nice

he's generally a nice person always

>he's being nice

he's being nice *right now* but maybe it won't last.

I love alternative and fashionable queens, so like Pearl, Violet, Valentina, Raja, Max, Thorgy, Kim Chi, Sharon...
>pearl now after she exposed
I know. Pearl is so based for doing that. I used to really like RuPaul when I was kid but now not so much and not only for that but I think she comes off as fake a lot of the time.

Also, rewatching season 7 knowing what happened with Pearl makes it much more better to watch, specially that time she talked back to RuPaul.

What do your mom talk about your being NEET?
Don't she talk to you: Sonny, i'm getting old, i already can't work in coal mine so much to give you enough money for NEETing.

to try it seriously and see what it does to my body

my friend went on keto when he was younger and fat af and he lost 90 pounds. You dont need to do it to lose wirght though. What worked for me personally when i wasnt on keto was exercise.

Oh, thank guys, you're real friends.

depends on how much you eat while at your healthy weight

i LOVE max, she is my favorite of season 7

and about pearl, yeah, exactly
btw she is looking gorgeous these days, her work improved so much

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for me, it's /cum/

nah, im pretty sure they are fine with it now. Maybe later in life they will start complaining

what will you do then?
just kys?

i guess ill get NEETbux and move out, dont know

/tv/ posters out
/cum/ is ANIME COUNTRY

smart idea: become a house husband (advanced level NEET)

underrated kino

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Max being eliminated and Jaidynn allowed to stay was a fucking travesty tbqh. If she had stayed I'm sure she would've been in the 4 at least and NOT Miss Kennedy Davenport

>says it's anime country
>doesn't post anime

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