/brit/

Sexit

He looks like one of those Jow Forums frogs

8 is about normal I think, when it gets below 0 is annoying

Bugger Bognor.

proper fancy a spliff but supposed to have quit

>is that kek

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alri bro

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i thought kek was a frog

dropping a cack

I'm kekistani

youtube.com/watch?v=LhglPBi4Auc
choon

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mboko goes for a drive

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Is never drinking alcohol cringe or based?

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is that farage next to him

sue

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It's paki pilled

reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeLewd/

just did a subscribe

I'm a failed poster
Time for me to die

i like beer its good for you

Mexit

kin el

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Moggeration

brexit

dirty little nonce low test beta freak weirdo cunt twat

Depends if you go on about it or not. Kind of rude to refuse a drink at times.

farage is an illegitimate grandson of george v so it makes sense they look similar

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had sex on ket felt kind of sinister

mexico should exit the planet

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It's okay.

whats the best 3 topping combo for a pizza lads theres a special running down here 3 toppings for the price of 2

If you don't enjoy alcohol it's based, If you do enjoy it it is cringe.

but i think youre amazeballs

Had a teaspoon of sweet chilli sauce the visuals were mental

no, Kek is a frog

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Might do bath salts in my room

sex is sinister

I opine: people with friends are bad people

mum keeps going on about porn star martinis
shut the fuck up about porn star martinis

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TRUMP

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in what sense

Tomato, Cheese, Basil

might do a cough lolly

if i hit myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?

*Saves for a wank later*

really into wearing crewneck sweaters over oxford button ups
looks good without trying too hard

Mum status: told

What is that? Sounds déclassé

in every sense
fuck off

stop replying to me you greasy little vermin

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yeah, yeah, he's looking good, but he's not trying too 'ard

Director clearly watched one too many pronos.

Wouldn't mind having my willy touched ngl

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lots of evil frog worship in this thread

Business idea: make Princess Beatrice my wife, quit job and live off her royalbux

Is this a Pastiche

stop posting pictures of toads goddammit how old are you 12?

hello tarquin

Cheese, cheese and more cheese.

Friend and I had one a couple of weeks ago. Wasn't bad.

like a scene from a film

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theyre not toads dad theyre frogs

no
stop posting on /brit/ if you don't want me replying to you anymore

That's because despite his situation he is still better than you. You're a talking animal. You look like a gorilla, you have the intellectual capacity of a gorilla, and you're driven by your base insticts like a gorilla. He on the other hand is evolved, perhaps even past the average person.
He can grasp advanced concepts, he can tame his urges, he is driven by morals and logic. His interests are complex and rewarding. Miniatures that he paints and uses to play wargames like a young gentleman at Eton College, videogames with the storytelling of books, confy shows like Big Bang Theory or snarky cynical ones like Rick and Morty. He is not like the boring sheeple. He is smart, funny, individualistic, and a good guy who respects girls.
He lives up to the moral standards of moms and Hollywood movies. But does he get the girls he is promised? NO! You're getting his girls. You, the minimum effort gorilla who does nothing but stand in the same spot all day and lift a weight in ten different ways to pretend you're doing something while surrounded by other gorillas in a place full of closeted homosexual tension. It makes so little sense to him why a girl would pick you over him that you must be cheating. You lie or you get them drunk/drugged, because you have no morals and you aren't upfront like a real man. Like he is.

is that actually a tarquin thing to do
iom guilty then

youtube.com/watch?v=aYYu0GdqWDk
raaaaah blud

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>stop posting pictures of toads goddammit how old are you 12?

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Foreigners can't pronounce "viscous viscount" KEK.

Stevenage looking very Peng

Reckon Princess Eugenie would be more fun. She's pretty decent.

yeah

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Post pics you took

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the so called slums

disgusting weeb

this is what kek looks like apparently

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Never forget

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grew up in the slums of knightsbridge

The very same

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All my pics I took are selfies. Don't see why I would go around like a dandy etymologist taking pictures of nature shit just take a selfie like a normal person

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop! STOP

She’s already married tho. Not a homewrecker me

Willy cries out for attention

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MEOWING

noot noot