Don't put cream in a Carbonara!!!!!

>Don't put cream in a Carbonara!!!!!
>No! You're not allowed to put Chorizo in paella.
>Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
>Don't you dare put ketchup on that!
>That isn't allowed in a guacamole!!!!

Yeez, why are other countries so culinary uptight?

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because all of doing is taking a traditional dish and making it worse

it's like adding melted cheese over swedish meatballs

>melted cheese over swedish meatballs

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why can't i enjoy my tomato sauce and cup a soup in peace

Americans? HATE em

God please no

i'm not mad

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that sounds fucking delicious though

a coup a what?

Unironic autism. Modern Italians are useless faggots that have nothing if they don't cling to food someone made hundreds of years ago (note that even what they consider authentic is not authentic)

this however is true

italy is literally Jow Forums- the country
a country full of fucking losers that has literally nothing going on for them so they get all autistic over shit their ancestors did

>no sir, we will not serve it well-done

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i've had americans telling me that and that isn't a hamburger, and such
you're the same

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We have countless interpretations of burgers/meme burgers and I never see anyone bothered by it, they argue about opinions of what a good one is, not what a proper one is
Honestly people ascribing to collective pride in general is just idiotic. We're definitely more Jow Forumsshit though

>>adding melted cheese over swedish meatballs

you're onto something special here.

Texans do get autistic about chili, admittedly. Beans do belong in it and by definition meat is the optional addition

driving out to ikea to get meatballs to melt cheese over them right now

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user not everyone share the same taste buds as you. Why would you get triggered over someone else eating something you don't like?

it's literally the last thing they have left

>it's like adding melted cheese over swedish meatballs
Seriously tho whats the problem?

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Fuuuuuuck, I'm hungry.

McFucking KYS