Why do people travel? If you were lucky enough to be born in a first world country you should never leave

Also wanting to fuck Foreign dudes.
True story. White grills are the most susceptible.

>not visiting your online friends
I don't really care for going to touristy areas though

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I heard monkeys have 8 lives

Literally, how do you pass this terrain?

its so fuxking fun m8

To rub it in to thirdies

I went travelling a lot in my late teens through to my mid 20s. Things I learned:

1. Most countries are shit. There are about ten countries outside of Europe worth visiting.
2. Travelling to terrible places is a meme. All rich kids do it, myself included, because ultimately we're doing it to impress people and make excuses for spending a ton of money. It isn't a "life changing experience", its a liver changing experience.
3. Places that are unpopular are unpopular for a reason. The reason people avoid El Salvador, or Cambodia, is because they are third world shitholes. Its not because they're "hidden treasures", it's because people that aren't hipsters don't go there.
4. Everyone who goes travelling is either a cunt or turns into one on their way.
5. There is absolutely nothing of value whatsoever in Islamic countries and anyone who goes to them is a fool.
6. Eating animal dicks, insects, rotten fish and brains isn't unique or cultured its fucking savage and should be ridiculed.
7. If invited to some stupid tribal dance or cultural display, avoid it as it will be terrible. Non Europeans don't have culture, they have habits and superstition.
8. Get a hotel. No, living in a yurt or in some barn doesn't make it better. Use the money you saved from not going to a "cultural display" and check in at the Hilton. Whilst Ivy League and Oxbridge students argue over which was more life changing between Mali and Uzbekistan you can have a shower and fuck one of the local women.

No one in the history of the world has ever said that, sir.

I don't even want to travel to other first world countries. We've got every terrain here.

You can explore most of the world on google Earth so what's the point.

point 1 to 4 is utter bullshit i didnt experience 5 to 6, 7 is racist bullshit, 8 is fucking pointless a bed is all you need

well it's december, the last time I was in Norway in december every road was closed to snow. In denmark you can still move around. Ofc this changes for summer where Norway is by far superior i'd imagine

based

>point 1 to 4 is utter bullshit i didnt experience 5 to 6, 7 is racist bullshit, 8 is fucking pointless a bed is all you need

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Absolute horseshit you dumb basement NEET.

t. been to ~15 countries worldwide

t. never left canada
none of those points make any sense, and who the fuck avoids cambodia, do you still think khmer rouge is in charge?

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>Absolute horseshit you dumb basement NEET.
>t. been to ~15 countries worldwide

>t. never left canada
>none of those points make any sense, and who the fuck avoids cambodia, do you still think khmer rouge is in charge?

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solid point

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