God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

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God I wish I got blue eyes from my father instead of swarthy shit eyes from my mother

That’s tuff

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Who are these people?

Some random South American girls

I know this feel all too well

Everyone in my family has blue or green eyes except for me, my mum, and my maternal grandfather. All my aunts and uncles have coloured eyes. But not my mum. My dad’s entire half of the family has beautiful, expressive colourful eyes. My sisters and brother all have these gorgeous gem-like eyes. But not me. I was cursed with shit-stained eyes. My eyes look like mud. Skidmarks.

I’m basically an African. This is fucking horrendous. No man should have to suffer the poo-eyed existence. We neeed to STOP inflicting the brown eye curse on people. This isn’t right or fair, this is a violation of my human rights.

Not random. They're specific latinx women who hold the white gene from years of Europeans fucking them. Such places are Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, Urugay and Argentina. If you procreate with any of those women, your child will be white.

Yikes

Damn those castizo women are the key to white childern

Brown eyes should fundamentally be considered a disability, along with phimosis. I deserve compensation for being born the way I am. I will always be at a disadvantage when compared to colourful eyed Chads. If you can’t see that you’re either a delusional brown-eyed coper or you’re a blue-eyed cuck trying to downplay your natural supremacy.

literaLLY ME

el goblino

cope

> t.incel

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-535828/Why-men-prefer-fair-skinned-maidens-women-like-dark-handsome-strangers.html

>Cope
My girlfriend is literally blue eyed and blonde

Blah blah a cope article written by a pale Lanklet women/ brown Manlet man

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>dailymail
>bicho
your gf is some fetish freak that's as representative of the general population as blacked pornstars

Credible sources there, Dr.Peruviancel

Another addition of blonde women are desired ( even though they are more masculine in appearance)

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I wish i was at my pc so i could just get the studies from academia.edu

Lmao what makes you think that

women like men with big ribcages

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HjSh_esW9W4

Posts some meme study from a Shitty article/ blog by some hefty blonde women who’s mad that Maria is chosen over Olga

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I have blue eyes and even blue eyed girls always compliment my eye colour, no idea of where this "women prefer dark features" meme come from
Probably the USA like all stupid shit

You realize you can find blog posts like this that show the opposite of what your saying and that this is something that is completely objective.

I find Latina/ Mena women the most attractive and most of my friends have varying degrees of opinion on women. But this whole blonde women are the most attractive thing really doesn’t work out unless you are in some third world country where they don’t exist

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>Such men have facial features that display the "Dark Triad" of personality traits... said research for the journal
This is some next level tier of autism. Is this what happens when you graduate from posting (pic rel) to doing research papers ?

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aight nevermind, downloaded the academia.edu app on my phone, i can fend off you retards now

researchgate.net/publication/225523717_Why_do_blue-eyed_men_prefer_women_with_the_same_eye_color
researchgate.net/publication/222556791_Eye_color_predicts_but_does_not_directly_influence_perceived_dominance_in_men
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/quilted-science/201005/eye-color-and-perceived-dominance

Women prefer dark features because thats how you get polymorphisms, which denotes less speciation and thus its percieved as more healthy
Males prefer similar features to themselves, because that allows them to be sure of their paternity

>Women prefer dark features because thats how you get polymorphisms, which denotes less speciation and thus its percieved as more healthy
You try so hard to sound smart

Literally comes to the thread just to look like an idiot for a few minutes lol

This behaviour is common across all species, females prefer the basal trait if they are exposed to varied reproductively viable populations
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3679548/

if you express a recessive trait, i t means that your phenotype matches your genotype, which completely discards the possibility of polymorphisms

imagine being such a drooling retard that you believe women car about anything but financial stability lmao

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> men prefer women with similar features

Guess what I don’t

> 62 people to rate
> switched the photos from brown eyes to blue eyes

Yikes, anyways the point is I don’t need some meme study to tell me who I “ should” be attracted to or to try to explain what women find attractive. I find brown women far better looking and more femine looking then skinny Northern European women with masculine features

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Bro didn’t you read the study women don’t care about eye colour

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be happy doing what you love and with whichever preference you have, i wasnt telling you to do the opposite, just distributing information which never hurts, millenial men tend to have this errated belief that women behave and think the same as men, which is absurd

i literally said this Women simply prefer dark features, but as long as you look manly, are tall and jacked everything else is pennies

But even that makes no sense I’ve never really met a guy who cares about eye colour in women ( myself included) however I have met far more women who talk about eye colour

we've definitely had different experiences then, specially in places like this or Jow Forums were its men obsessing over things such as blue eyes and blond hair, as I said this is a male trait, to care about wanting kids to look like YOU, because if a kid has your same recessive traits this means that this kid is more likely to be your child

What the fuck does "dark features" exactly consist of ?
If you have the overall aesthetic of "dark", blue eyes would certainly compliment that look - if you deny that you're basically an imbecile.

I'm white

thats literally what they did on the study, they chose a bunch of dark and light eyed people, and photoshoped both of them with the opposite eye color, women consistently chose as more dominant and attractive the brown eyed people, even if they were shopped to have dark eyes, because there is correlation between dark eyes and masculine bone structure

If you have the aesthetic of dark even tho you have light eyes then there is no problem, the problem is having the less dominant facial structure which correlates with light features such as hair and eyes

Qué mierda vas a comer para navidad, este año me toca recibir a la familia lptm

lo usual, panetón, pure de manzana, arroz arabe, pavo y lechón, frutos secos y ensalada de cuaresma

A la mierda, lo mismo de siempre, no hacen cola de mono allá? si no hacen, te recomiendo que hagas

si tomamos eso, pero le dicen ponche de chocolate aqui al menos en Lima, tambien se toma la version sin alcohol

en sus paises no hay natilla y bunuelos?

from your first study
>In this study, we did not observe any association between eye color and attractiveness, neither in men nor women, which seems to contradict the paternity-assurance hypothesis of the preference of blue-eyed men for blue-eyed women (the second study you linked to)
Also, they used Czech subjects so what makes you think the results are FOR SURE going to translate universally across different groups of people (which is quite obviously what you're trying to imply)?

que es eso

explain pls

where did you read that? both the abstract and the conclusions say that blue eyed men did prefer blue eyed women

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lol en serio, de todos los paises, pense que peru seria en el que tambien se comiera esto

natilla se hace con harina de maiz, azucar y leche, tambien hay gente que lo hace con arequipe, canela, coco, y otras cosas, bunuelos son hechos de queso, huevos y harina

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aber kojan

aqui no hay eso pero hay algo parecido, es como un budin bien flacido pero no recuerdo el nombre

lo de los buñuelos si se come se le dice bombas de queso pero no son particularmente navideños, lo que más se come aqui durante esta epoca es panettone

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pero el paneton es italiano, yo pensaba que eso nada mas lo comian los gringos, aca es muy conocido pero no todo el mundo come

flan?

aqui se come muchisimo, mas que cualquier otro dulce navideño

trome.pe/actualidad/navidad-comen-paneton-peruanos-peru-video-34164

el flan se hace con huevos, la natilla con harina de maiz

aca navidad es paneton (aca le decimos pan de pascua), cola de mono (basicamente leche dulce con aguardiente), independiente de las tradiciones de año nuevo que ahi entramos en otra realidad llena de ritos

no el flan tiene otra textura y es hecho con huevo. La natilla es con solo harina de maiz (cornstarch) y arequipe (lo que ustedes llaman dulce de leche) + canela

>busco paneton colombia en google
>lo primero que me sale es paneton peruano

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dale voy a buscar una receta de natilla para ver que onda

>El colemono o cola de mono es un cóctel hecho con aguardiente, leche, café, azúcar y especias
que tan comun es el aguardiente en chile?

qué son esas bolitas?

yo tambien iba a decir que era flan, pero si me dices que es diferente te creo

Also esa compañia Maizena es tambien super popular en Perú, lo cual es gracioso porque jamas he visto que vendan esa caja de natilla en las tiendas

muy común en navidad, no tanto durante el año, pero en bares selectos tienen cola de mono todo el año, es básicamente tomarte un postre, entonces los viejos alcoholicos lo piden, la demanda esta bajando pero siempre está

psuedo-science

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el pneton aca lo venden en todo lado pero definitivamente no es la pieza central, normalmente la gente lo compra, lo porciona y lo pone encima de la mesa para el que quiera comer un pedazo lo haga pero es solo un acompañamiento, son mucho mas tradicionales la natilla y los buñuelos

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los bunuelos, son como churros hechos con queso en forma de bola

es una marca gringa, yo pense que era colombiana hasta que me fui a vivir a usa y lo veia por todas partes

*shit I fucked up*
El aguardiente es común en las zonas rurales del centro de chile, nada más. Lo usan para hacer licores con frutas pero raramente la toman pura

>dad bob

absolute cancer

le voy a decir a mi vieja que haga esa natilla

Also nadie aqui come pure de manzana?

imaginate una especie de pan de queso, pero la textura es similar a la de un, no se, como una donut pero salada

a mi me sale de segundo jaja

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>de arequipe
esas hptas marcas gringas se nos estan metiendo mucho, va a haber que patentar el arequipe nacionalmente

todos los putos años pure de manzana con el pavo, y salsa de guindas, de alternativa, el mismo pavo con salsa de nueces, por eso preguntaba que iban a hacer para sacar ideas para hacer alguna wea alternativa
como un profiterol salado me imagino, lo voy a buscar

creo que este año apoyare la industria nacional y voy a comprar el paneton de comapan, no el de los judios de bauducco ni bimbo

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>pure de manzana con el pavo, y salsa de guindas, de alternativa, el mismo pavo con salsa de nueces
literalmente lo mismo

si lo he comido pero en la cena te diria que es mas comun la salsa de ciruela para acompañar el jamon o la carne que sirvan

pues por lo menos nosotros no estamos tan americanizados, aca ni pavo, ni pure de manzana, por lo menos en mi casa solo carne de cerdo y ocasionalmente de pollo, y de dulce la natilla y los bunuelos (que no son dulces pero siempre van con la natilla y las hojuelas)

Eres cuico wn

>hojuelas
Dices weas como si fuesen naturales, que son las hojuelas? Enseñanos wn por algo estamos posteando queremos aprender

aqui usualmente se come pavo y cerdo al mismo tiempo, pero el cerdo debe de ser un lechón jovencito

en mi casa si hemos preparado pavo. Pero es verdad, lo mas comun es el pernil de cerdo o una seleccion de jamones de cerdo, cordero y pavo

eso si no se come en mi region, pero las he visto, creo.

Aca normalmente mi abuela prepara un aspic de frutas, y un cheesecake. Y la comida siempre es una serie de jamones con ensalada rusa que es como papa con arvejas cebolla y mayonesa

no tengo ni idea de como se hacen pero es tambien muy comun, yo he visto que los espanioles tambien las comen asi que pense tambien que era de toda la region

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tfw you can pass as a native in every continent

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lpm son como calzones rotos voy a tener que guglear tambien

en el centro he visto tiendas donde venden hojuelas, pero no pense que fueran navideñas. En mi familia no son tradicion al menos

yo aca las veo en todas partes, incluso cuando no paso navidad en mi casa, tambien se come en semana santa pero mas que todo en navidad

pueden coger muchas formas, son freidos asi que son como salgan

que lindo como les robamos el hilo

claro, en navidad se disparan las ventas pero esos puestos y los de buñuelos estan todo el año abiertos e incluso hay gente que les hace fila. Yo como intento cuidar mi alimentacion rara vez como fritos pero en navidad me descualquiero y como de todo. La dieta empieza hasta enero