You wake up in Beijing, China

Lungcancer risk up 100x

i always wanted to visit here
but i want to go home

Buy one kg of fentanyl and kill myself

CHING CHONG PING PONG
BAGOYAWA MUNG DA WO HING WA NEI JA MU DAWAYA!!!

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shanghai is better

Try working in China desu

我练习说中文因为我的中文不好但是我想一个中国女朋友desu

go back to sleep

falling back to sleep will result in you being transported to St.Petersburg, Russia

Too easy.

What's the catch?

>find the tallest building and jump off
>the pollution kills me before I hit the ground

it's not great, it's an alright wall of china

I run from the skyscrappers so they do not crush me while falling over

六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區
The Хinjiang Uyghur Αutοnοmοus Region 新疆维吾尔自治区

Get to work and live a good life with a chinese wife.

But is it the greatest?

Beijing looks pretty neat desu, would love to visit
youtube.com/watch?v=nFtgFb1XCF8

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Underrated as fuck

I would detained because of nothing related to the Huawei backlash , it would be legally of course ;)

Avoid the police for retaliatory arrests