Ok biz after reading the numerous milk farming threads yesterday I'm curious. What do I need to get started?
Milk Farming General /mtg/
buy cows
prep the bull
step 2:
export them to india when they run out of milk
The price for this stuff hovers between €30 - €60 a liter and the average woman can produce between 0.9 - 1.2 liters a day. That means the optimal milking setup could net you €2160 a month or €25920 a year. I bet you could easily double or triple those prices if the woman attached to the milk was attractive and thus a fetish object in her own right but these numbers are purely based on bulk raw milk.
Customers
There all going to formula
Your best chance is amateur porn
isn't human milk more profitable though? so many fuckers in the cow milk game already, human titty milk is relatively untapped
This is gonna be exactly like the shrimp fad, where you’re gonna see more threads pop up, an ethereum ponzi game called ethermilkies is gonna be created, then crypto investors will realize raising cows is extremely hard and is the equivalent of throwing money in a well the first couple of years of the business, at which point it will die off until the next fad pops up
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How do you get ... never mind
Professional milk farmer here, listen to the guy above me and buy big black cows. They are cheaper and generally have bigger tits which means more milk. Watch out tho they might chimp out if you dont feed them fried chicken.
It is dried up because of formula
Unless we get to mad max fury road then we got something big
>plant milk seeds
>water
>???
>profit
Lol checked
BULL MARKET CONFIRMED
BUY BUY BUY
GIVE ME YOUR CUM BULL
If your not using formula
It’s a pyramid scam
How can you say it has value
The cost to milk
Storage
Maintenance
What if you get hacked ?
You got to go formula
how the hell can u hack milk
wait a second! you said hack and that got me thinking, is there any way to overclock my women with hormones to get more milk out of my milk factory per square inch?
Can confirm buying big black cows is a great investment. They usually have much bigger saggier tits and thus produce more milk. However be careful around these they might try to steal your wallet or chimp oit if they dont get their daily dose of fried chicken
wait, what if I can sell my cumjars?
is there a market for cumjars?
we are talking about real milk user not cum
See over here
The one in the middle makes chocolate
You need POW
That is why you should use formula
No bad milk
That’s how you hack milk
Mind blown user, is she available for employment?
I don’t know I use formula
It’s a alt milk
formula is trash why would you use formula when nature intended you to drink milk from beautiful milkers?