How do you cope with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend?

Nobody likes fat people, drop those donuts and start running, you might actually meet people that way.

the peep show. hell yeah.

start nofap today

I´m not fat, my vains can be seen in my arms. I´m just a little soft.

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I have a GF but shes chubby and not a virgin. advice?

actually I unintentionally started no fap few days ago, since I wasn´t able to fap because of sadness. sound gay as fuck

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how did you get a female fren?

This is self harm if you do it for longer than a week.

Bearmode is best mode my nigga dont feel bad about it

I literally have veins that pop out of the top of my hand and the crease of my elbow. I'm still fat. Don't lie to yourself user.

user, you're gonna be fine. I'm assuming you're young and feel completely hopeless, as if you're doomed from the get go. This isn't true. You need to find a way to love yourself, not the "ultimate" version of you that so many retards on here larp about. Find a way to love yourself as you are now. From there set a goal of improving yourself both physically and mentally. Trust me, I did this. I went from being an unhealthy room dwelling whale to a married happy and healthy mid 30s guy. I'm not a chad and you won't be either. Don't let ANYONE on here tell you that you're a chad for caring about your health and well being.

Quick advice:
Don't eat any carbs

Run/walk every day for 30 minutes regardless of how you feel

Take decent vitamins

The byproduct of working out is getting in shape, the actual result is a wonderful sense of confidence and self worth.

You can do it user. I believe in you.

The point is you will need to start getting females to take care of your nut.

Fine but make sure you cum at least once a week.

i start to complain about it to my wife and child then realise im not an incel faggot loser

Well you won't have gf, if you're a pussy. Male needs to be agressive. He must be a risktaker (literally crypto investors). He needs to be able to provide for his family, and be capable to protect it. If you fullfill these, women will fight for you (unless you're over 45, obese, or below 5'8") You can change, and fuck feministic doctrines. They were the ones, that created incels, virgin shaming, and white knights.

How in the fuck is this biz related you absolute retard

Literally every diet works. The best diet is one you can stick to. Eat whole, natural unprocessed food. If you want meat get grass fed. Vitamins are overrated and not needed save a few (K2 MK7 and D3). Use the money you'd spend on supplements on fresh produce.

it is ok, get over it, just it ok to die in car crash

It is Jow Forums related because I´m cryptofag and you guys are my only friends

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I cope by getting a gf

It really ok 2 die?
Me scared

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who needs a gf when you can have shitcoins

by using my bfs oversized cock as a pacifier. It really calms me down.

>He must be a risktaker (literally crypto investors).
literally an idiot?

I had one, she dumped me after 5 years together because I am practical and did not tell her to to follower her retarded dreams.
Fuck this shit.

Expats group on facebook, in some countries and cities groups are more open and it's easier to meet people. Malta for example.

Start talking to grills online. U can do it lad u have to practise tho
And find a girl who likes who you are. You don't have to change

>the autism handbook

I'm all of these and get basically no female attention. You know why?
>quiet
>lanklet

It's much more about appearance than actually being any of that shit.

by having a wife

>If you fullfill these, women will fight for you
Cope

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Is it too late for a 29 year old to enter the dating game as a virgin who never had a gf?

Yes and no. Same boat so I have no advice.
In theory find some slut at a bar. In practice ...

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i have a biceps the size of your head fag

yeah fuck no, not unless they pay me for it. i am already doing enough charity posting on Jow Forums

I found an incredible girl- 18, virgin, really smart, average looking. Dated for a while and she moved in for a bit. Then it got bad. She has borderline personality disorder, was somewhat manipulative emotionally/mentally. I did my best to help her but it was pretty bad, she perceived any other friendships I had as threats and attempted to subtly isolate me.

In addition to that, it was incredibly difficult not having personal space where I could be alone.

I'm conflicted now, as I'm lonely and miss the connection when she wasn't manipulative and sex was nice, but I feel like I'll never be able to have live with a girl due to needing my own domain.

Maybe I'm just fucked up from the abuse, hopefully making it in crypto will ease the struggle.

It's over isn't it. I'll have to settle for a roastie or a 4/10

are u retarded user
Maybe that's your problem.

Dating game? Fuck knows. I couldn't take that shit. But you can get a gf/wife without that.
t. first gf at 28, getting married this month, met her on interpals

>How do you cope with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend?

but I do. I even have an ex-wife.

>t. first gf at 28, getting married this month

rip

I do have one, but we're fighting because she's insecure and I'm autismo.

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My friend is a sexy milf and she let me finger her and lick her boobs once. Sometimes some nice things happen if you hang on for long enough. Also I've groped her sister's thighs and her other sister's ass.